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*Laugh hysterically*



What has Buhari got to do with his death, if mouth dey kill, Buhari for don die and still won't rest in peace because generations unborn go still curse am..



Rip

The only reason i have ditched WhatsApp is because that app swallows/drinks data especially the status view

Was looking at my unclothedness through the mirror the other day and noticed that humans are ugly.... Thank God for Eve


So madam, save us the stress Biko

Passport be disgracing people since time immemorial

I got pregnant out of wedlock and my closest friend carried the whole details to everyone that cared to listen in our estate.. Not long after the incident , I got married to my babies father, 9 years down the line, she got pregnant out of wedlock, her parents threw her out, the baby father rejected her and she had the guts to call me on phone that she is in a deep shit 'I asked her what is it and she responded that' what happened to me has happened to her'


Harshly, I told her to go sort herself out

I have been using it since March and also Facebook free mode...

It doesn't work with my WhatsApp besides i have ditched WhatsApp, let me save cost biko

If it was mandated by the principal, they have every right to protest because at the end of the day, they are the ones paying/loosing more adding the cost of data they will still spend...

Not a perfect shot, was playing around during the rain

Ok....

This afternoon, I sent my kids to their grandpa's so i can have an alone time... From taking a nap to a deep slumber, in the dream state, i saw myself lying in the exact position i was physically and all of a sudden, i started having an attack, the image tried to swift my neck again but this time, i was able to subdue it since my subconscious mind was there too....


I hope to be keeping you all updated same way i update on my journal..

Na this people Corona suppose go visit

If it's here in 9ja, na to find aboki make them carry polish and brush refurbish am shikena

Kedụ ihe anyị ji ịsị kotere ndị a

Make we kukuma cross over to 2021 or better still repeat year 2019

E don reach to ask where he kept his wife 'Lara' that he was using to pepper us then



And


Please who has come across 'NwaAmaikpe'? I hope he is not in an isolation centre

That's really nice of them but i don't think it will be in use again because of Madacure

pstmikol1:
Ma I mention you earlier but you didn't reply. I need your help ma. I could've been at home but the lockdown didn't allow me and I don't know what to do or where to go. Pls let me find favor in your. Did you you need anything to believe me? Thanks ma.

Ogbeni, haba, easy on her na

She's not owing you

Can 2020 just be deleted entirely

nzehvictor2016:
you were "Dada" from birth,not surprising..
4 years back I lost my brother,the evening he died I was on my way to work on an interstate issue when a fight broke out between our company's ibadan trailer drivers nd some of our crazy senior staffs,I was attacked with charms and machete so I ran like crazy without my bags,phone and shoes,at that same time an older friend of mine in OAU law department with qualities like yours was calling my phone to tell me of a reoccurring dream he has been having about my brother's death which he believes is gonna happen soon,he didn't call my people because he might be tagged an "evil dreamer"..
he told me that my brother soul came to him twice,one was that he saw my brother crying in his dream,the second was that my brother came to him in a trance nd told him "don't beat yourself,my death was accordingly although you tried your best to warn my brother"..
with my grounded knowledge and research in mind psychology,evolution theory,extraterrestrial life forms,big bang and all I could have tagged these as schizophrenia, disorders,mind-brain game etc but no,I have had inexplicable bizarre experience of demonic level...
I love your statement "I have accepted who I am" and the fact that you recognize the light..

May your Brother's soul rest well. Amen

Fried Yam/potatoes/beef with Onion sauce

Kaykay999:
Try to trace your fathers root and know where you belong.

Ogbanje mmiri
You’re powerful and great just try to be in touch with your mariners.
Your dreadlocks will still come back again MUST !!

My dreads has always been there if i don't comb my hair, i don't maintain it though because i do braid most times then cut atimes too..

About the ogbanje stuff, i don't want to accept it though like my father always tell me ' onye kwe, chi ya ekwe'.. Besides, i hate any form of water bodies even to drink water dey hard me too, it drains my energy whenever i get close to it..... I react to seafood too...

nzehvictor2016:
you are not crazy,lol..yes I do add and put things together,i have ideals and info in my head that i don't know the source,maybe it's from the universe so i twist them and make theories when I hear stories from people like you...
I really do want to hear your experience,particularly about your birth,if you want it private (nzeh victor oluwaoelumi Facebook) or you might just continue here

Let me just summarize than going to details..

* I was born in the 11th month of pregnancy after so many spiritual battles mom fought, on the day of my birth, no contraction besides CS wasn't rampant then.. I came out not breathing with chord tightly around my whole body ( a virtual mark of it is on my 2 thighs) a sabbatical nurse did whatever she did and revived me..

* I came out dreaded, not the usual ones that takes months to form.. Since then, my mom always takes me to the sabbatical church for God's knows what, my brother attested to it.. On the day my dread was to cut off, a sacrifice was performed near a river without other things done my brother couldn't remember because he was a kid, after that, my dread was cut off and everything was restored to normal... Along the line, mom left the church and went back to our usual place of worship.. ( Whatever happened, i believed she has her reasons for going to that extent to keep me alive)

* At 3 or 4 year old, a snake (Python) came to our village house and crept into where i was sleeping and laid under the pillow, it was unusual as i was told, it was my grandma that pleaded to it and it left..


* I saw my 1st ghost around 6 or 7 year old..

* I had my 1st premonition on 20th Nov, 2016, I saw the death of my aunt, the circumstances around it that led to her death. I still blame myself for her death because i could have done something but i was selfish by praying over the death of my son that i dreamt that exact afternoon, the very next day, she died exactly the way i told my mom the dream.. Before her burial, she appeared to me and was crying ( 2nd time of seeing a ghost)


*Mind you, non of my siblings took me serious except a priest i usually confide in *


* 2018 February, I had my 2nd premonition, the death of my mom ( I was showed she won't survive 2018).. This time around, i didn't inform, only told my brother whom waved it aside... March, she took ill, i tried letting everyone including my mom the magnitude about what's about happening but everyone waved it aside till it became worse.. October 2018 hit us hard


That same October, as i was bringing her corpse back, we had a terrible accident that claimed the life of 2, i came out from the ambulance unscratched.. Rumours had it that my mom wants me to come with her since i was so attached to her and her favourite.. But i doubt it, i believe that accident was meant for me but the spirit of my mom intervened on my behalf..
On the day of her burial, after the burial, unusual our dogs started barking towards her grave, i came out from my room, went to the verandah to know the reason but i knew something was fishy, looking down the verandah near the grave, behold i saw a figure that looks like my mom, immediately i rushed down to know whom it was, i didn't see anybody again.. (Mind you, I will do anything to see my mom again).. Everyone was tired because of the burial, reason why they didn't know what happened, i called my immediate family in the morning and they confirmed that they also heard the dogs barking but they were weak.
It was after this incidents that my siblings and dad knew that i am not ordinary..


* 2019, I had my 1st attack ( i will never join the bandwagons that call it sleep paralysis).. It was in the afternoon and i was alone at home, when it happened, i was in a trance and everything was just happening..

Just know that if i am emotionally connected to someone, i can see when something tragic is about happening to the person or anyone close to the person. I recently got to know that when one wrongs me, in one way or the other, the person tends to experience hurt more than i was hurt (Reason why i usually pray against any negativity every day from anyone, and i usually pray i send positivity to anyone that comes my way)...

* I think i have said enough about me and as usual, i have embraced whom i am...


*NB : My siblings are landers and will definitely see this

nzehvictor2016:
If these true then you must have other strangeness about you,maybe your birth or something!
would you like to tell those other stories?

I am really surprised that you were able to place one and one together ..... I don't have any gain lying about this things, yea, something strange happened during the course of my pregnancy journey and the day of my birth so said my mom.. I also have a journal for all the weird occurrences in my life... But believe me, i am tired of talking about it because people end up saying i am crazy

lilyheaven:
no matter the position I sleep,especially afternoon nap , I will just see myself leaving my body, I will be looking at my sleeping body, so many times if I want leave the door, something will tell me ,not to leave because I won't come back. Once I go back to my body , I will open my eyes. I haven't said this to anyone, I'm even scared typing it.
I googled it, they said it's sleep brain paralysis.

Yea.. I have experienced this too but the last one that happened, I left my house and journeyed into a known environment that i have been in my dream state before... When I was done, i tried rushing back to my body so that my people won't declare me dead physically, someone kept preventing me from coming back, he went as far as cloning someone to 2 and gave me option to choose among the person that it would be my way out...

At that moment, I began to struggle both in my dream state and tried returning to my body, immediately i returned, i couldn't move my body, saw am image stooping near my room watching me struggle, i tried calling on God, i couldn't, tried calling out for help in my mind,still they couldn't let me... My only grace was those morning criers that normally preach early in the morning shouted 'In the mighty Name of Jesus' as she was about beginning to pray, i was let loose at the moment...

LordShiva97:
Some old random pictures.
You folks should pardon me, my photography skills are subpar.

Onitsha Shop rite

I got into a fight with an Hausa gateman as way back in 2005 or so because he asked for whom i was visiting in the compound he forsee...



My manner of approach to him was zero because to me he has no right whatsoever to do so, from there we started arguing and next was physical assault during which he stabbed me on my tummy, i didn't even feel that moment, it was one of the bystanders that noticed the blood before my igbo brothers descended on him...


I still bear that � scar, one of my survival scar...



* I can remember playing with our neighbors motorcycle along with my immediate elder brother any day he comes back home. We just climb untop of it and pretend we are riding it...

On that fateful day, I was the 1st to come back from school as usual, i just removed my uniform, then went along for the evening play, as i was still on it riding the Vuum motorcycle � , my brother came back immediately and started to struggling it with me, from there, we started fighting and next thing was, he threw me on the floor and pushed the motorcycle untop of me (the exhaust pipe was still very hot then).. It landed on my tummy, as i was screaming untop of my voice, out of fear, my bro ran away, it took some time before the adults at home knew something was wrong as i kept screaming.. I thank God, it didn't fry my intestines join but my tummy is never same..


The � scar is still there, a survival scar



* My dad employed a new driver for his company, we never knew the guy was into drugs.. On that fateful evening after school, he called us (my bro and i) for a ride.. We joyfully followed him not knowing he was drunk and drugged at that time.. To cut the story short, what happened on the road was gbas gbos, my brother came out without a scratch and the driver came out with a broken leg and arm, i came out with a head injury ... After the treatment, oh God, i can never forget the beating my mom gave me for that, saying i ain't ladylike, that i should have kukuma come as a boy ...


*The last but not the least, i mistakenly hid under my dad's car during hide and seek with my bro.. As stupid as i was then, instead of me to leave there when i saw my dad was about moving his car out, i kept cool not until the next thing my dad heard was 'ọkpa m, Ọkpa m oooo'... Only God knows why I didn't sustain a broken leg that day.. Do i have a scar 'Yes , the thing dey my leg at the moment'




Lastly, this is the reason my dad has practically refused that i drive long distance and even told my husband not to allow me because he knows i can be stubborn , He is afraid of loosing me..

20th of October 2018, a day after my mother's death, i was the one to bring her back east from Oyo state, when the ambulance carrying her corpse somersaulted, killed 2 riders, the driver got a head injury and i came out unscratched, when the indigenes of ijebu ode saw what happened and also noticed that we were Easterners, they mobbed up to descend on the driver and i for killing their own, and tried burning the corpse of my mom.. It was an Igbo man among them that informed us about what's about going on because of the language barrier, the driver escaped and he made everything possible that I was safe, the police was alerted, they came and took away all corpse.. But believe me, that day, i saw death and it said to me 'Not Today'

May i never encounter this reptile in the remaining days of my life...


Crawling animals creeeps the heck out of me

I doubt if this is an accident though, judging by the state of the environments

He died a week ago, more like a week after giving out palliatives.


May he rest well. Amen

Good move by the FG