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Please fellow nairalanders be careful. Vows are now kidnapping people and holding people to a ransom.

Last night, I was bored at home and my preek was breathing angrily. I thought to myself that I should visit a brothel I have been seeing around my area.

When I got there, the girls were calling me customer. All of them were telling me to come. I thought I shouldnt rush and I should sit down and observe the place.
I did not notice a cow that was tied to a short stud in the ground. The cow head but me twice in my left shoulder and once on my elbow as I attempted to block his attempts on my life.

Before i knew it, the cow verociosly wanted to stamp my blokos with his front hoof but missed. It kept it's legs firm on the ground. The whole scene last very long 5 minutes.

Now I'm in bandages laying helplessly in bed. All thanks to my 3rd wife who has been massaging me

However, they took him to a Pure Water Factory (MJ Namaliya) at the same address, but later they realised their mistake and decided to kill him to avoid being arrested afterwards. They allegedly used an axe and stones to kill him and thereafter buried his remains in the table water factory.

Maybe he use to sing axe and stones can't break my bones

What benefit is his life body in the first place?

Carcholce:
Davido ft Cavemen & Angelique Kidjo.


This is song will be nominated for Grammy. Not only nominated but it will win Grammy.

200k bet on it if you say otherwise.

I say otherwise

Carcholce:

BeninRefugees:
that's yarimo there picking dustbin to buy data and troll those that can feed him for years

A very Short story with picture credit
Interpret as you see it

Carcholce:
Ahh, I don quote you before?
What’s your old moniker? Let me check.


Putting “Stupidity” moniker to sleep was the best thing I ever did.

It was a foolish decision but you probably won't understand. Nobody send anybody, people just take the internet to seriously.

Carcholce:
Says a lot about you and your mindset.

Haaaa we meet again. Your posts were more interesting under "Stupidity" . Funny how you quote my moniker more than often

This is the most Stupid thread I have come about in a very long time

No wonder. That's why people from that region type on nairaland like an
agitated madman

Throw back of ibo people looting onion trucks and stealing goats from mallams

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I saw it on LinkedIn. Tony will be next president after Tinubu

Blogger wey no sabi

SpatialKing:
Their government their business

If they like they should relocate Aso Rock to Lagos state

Won't be a bad idea

It's not a bad idea if the CBN is close in lagos.

Honestey:
God bless Nigeria, Dangote is a blessing to Nigeria

owo Dangote

BJanta:
Diesel for their Cummings generators and aviation fuel for their aeroplanes first. The rich takibg care of the rich first . The poor must suffer more and die more before our turn wĺl come : a handful of petrol to power my okada and for you to fill your keke. GOD dey sha.

What do you expect?

Sounds easy