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Smhart1: His spoken english

Okay just saying I am verbally fluent wud be probably insufficient since I wudnt be able to corroborate my claims orally. But be rest assured dat weneva our path converges, u wud marvel at my laconilcaness.

Am Stavex #grins

Samadict: Intelligence attracts me to a guy. A guy that knows something that is 'correct' about everything. Someone I can learn from.

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Okay... Lemme see.
1. I know ur moniker on nairaland is samadict
2. I know nairaland wuz created by seun osewa
3. I know u re a female
4. I know ur fada is a man
5. I know ur moda is a woman
6. Ehmm.. Wat else o. Okay okay, d founders of Google is Larry Page and Sergel..


Oya I try naw... Shey u dey interested in me naw?. #grinz

dagentility: Op there are many threads on this already. Anyway as for me i cant resist guys with a good heart.

Hey am stavex. Ma heart wuz xo gud dat bak in second sckul, my biology teacher used it as a specimen during a practical class on #how a good heart works...

So can we meet.



But bewarned dat wuz roughly 6yrs ago, lota tins had append since den. *grins*

Neldrizzy: Loll.. Nope am going for Ecostop not Ecostat

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Oops! Sorry, I got ur moniker cnfused wit dat of gafano's.

Anyways. Congrats in advance man.

henrinity: ..am just trying to backup my comment with a quote, not literally saying am a vu......

Lolz.. I see.. But nxt tym, plis, do pick a more suitable quote.

Neldrizzy: amen oo!! ;d

Hey Nel, u re Ecostat too naw abi? Abeg hurry up check am na

chizzy94: LOL. Over here, it's been four (4) years and nolonger counting .

O boi eh...

Dis one na emergence of the Titans

kulkatty: Lool
I just dey observe o.
Congrats dear.
#teamecostat

Cngrats to us both. If I rememba clearly, u had 63% aggregate yle I had 62. Xo weda u check it 2day or nxt wik, I kno ur congratulobia is w8in for u.
But plis let me kno, u re d only coursemate I have so far on dis thread.

#KeepinMaEyesTuned2UrPosts

benromeo39: economist, u go like money o.

Hehehehehehehehe... It'z bin 5 years cumin. Naw, am 1dering y it tuk xo long. *right eyebrow raised.*


Tanks man, nd it aint bout d moni. Its about makin Nigeria a better place nd takin it 2 greater heights. #smiles


Cngratz to me and y'all. See ya on d oda side. 8-)

Kulkatty. U are mute. Y?

benromeo39: Bro, it's jamb e-facility app. Drop ur reg number.

Tellin me no admission yet. Am cnfused cos wat am seeing here is 2013 portal.

Anyway... 47319799AG

*fingas croxxed*

chizzy94: The drought is over.

Lol, you won't understand .

Lols... All d same. Cngrats man.

Hey ben... Aw do I check it? Av u got an app or wat?

chizzy94: LOL, so I'm bringing down my Afro today. #MixedFeelings :p;(:|:/:*:x:>:@;>

Y?

henrinity: indeed u r pretty but i wont be scared to approach you,even if u turn me down...like a vulture,am patient

Uh oh! Vulture?! Bad simile.

MizMyColi: I should have spelt that out in clear terms, but it's included in carriage/style.
Offline, I'm not too keen on command of English, a "gbagaunless" one albeit.

Its funny though, but I find that those who would eventually mean the world to us, those who would be with us, through thick, through thin, aren't - according to our standards usually the most handsome/beautiful and "flawless".

That's why I always look beyond the physical.
That said, it does pay to have some "attractiveness"

Hope that answers your question?

Well well in dat case, its nice to meet u. Am stavex as u probably alredi kno, nd here is my number 08023000***... Oops sowie, typographical error. #grins

Stated d fact on ur 2nd & 3rd paragraph
. I just hope our ladies in general also realizes dat on time.

Dey shud stop w8ing for Mr Right a.k.a JAW DROPPER or NECK TWISTER or He Makes The Ladies Go Wow!. Dey shud be contented wit just Mr Right a.k.a The Real Deal.

just tinking aloud. #TotsGoneWild

But seriously, una criterias at times fit make dead body cmplain.

Well well well... Okay lemme share sum insight on dis here topic.. Dis is aw it goes.

Oya bring out ur jottin pads, its imperative u get dwn some points for future references.

First of all, we guys aint afraid of dem "mammylicious" ladies, wel xept dey av been proven to be sumtin aside from bein just ladies *u kno wat I min ryt?*. Asides that, We just gat our reasons to let dem b.

Now to d main tin.

(1) dier Ego: MOST beautiful girls like to think dat d earth actually revolves around dem, derefore expectin we (d elite group of dier gender counterparts) to actually do all dier biddings and also have enof space in our lives to accomodate all of dier nonsensical stupidity (sorry if it sounds harsh, cudnt tink of sumtin subtle). Now, while dis myt kinda be challanging and even fun for us at d onset, prolonged continuation makes it loose its allure. At dis point, we are tired of dier obnoxiousness, nd our tot goes *wel, twuz fun while it lasted, but its time for d scissors to meet the ribbon ; means LET GO (self generated, so dnt boda tryin to tink if its ryt or not).*..

(2) SHALLOWNESS: sad to say, d scales must b balanced. Good looks probably equals superficiality. Naw, while dis isn't entirely true, my own personal experiences wit damsels makes me put it on d list.
Dis "angels on feets" can be great conversationalists in matters nt really challenging, but please bruhs do not try 2 up d level of d conversation cos u'll be up for a big shock, nd during a seemingly interesting chat, u myt suddenly encounter roadblocks odawise known as conversational stoppers. Naw, hu wants to be stuckd wit a lady hu has an 80,000 naira worth of hairdo resting on a cranium whose enclosed cerebrum isn't worth half a kobo? Hu? Yew? Tot not. (Easy easy, am not talkin of ur gurlfrend)

I cud cntinue. But I nid to find a way of expressin masef in concise wrds, I don't wanna sound garrulous so I'll stop here for naw.

BTW. Deres anoda case of super hot guys goin for d average gurls and vice versa.
Well, dis is a display of love and fairness for our future geneeration. Its a mathematical situation.

Super hot guys + average ladies and vice versa = hot & super hot children.

Ugly girls + ugly guys = horrendous offsprings

Yle
Super hot guys + super hot gurls = angels on feet. Children wit beauty only tot to be a figment of an imagination. Perceived with etherealism.

Now, it wud be utterly unfair to have these in competition for girls nd guys alike in our next generation.


No harsh feelings o. Nutin I just wrote dwn is entirely true as ma gf is well what I like to term as d real mccoy of her gender. De real deal. A PRODIGY #smiles...
Am just whirling away time wen I wrote dis. As e be say uniben neva wan ansa us nko?

By d way. If u must av a girlfriend/boyfriend, dnt just luk at d outward appearance, because yle sum gurls/guys can be a joy to behold, dey can also be a turmoil for ur heart and brain.

#teamLovingAllTheMammyliciousOnTheThread

MizMyColi:
Offline: His carriage/style, His dressing, {I won't talk to a sagged jean guy } His face especially the lip and eyes

Online: His command of English and "Gbagaunlessness" (sic)

Uhm... Isn't dat online requisite of urs suppose to be on d offline aspect?
For all u kno, he myt be chatting u up wit d help of a dictionary or sumtin else.
BTW any hope for guys like us dat av a "dual colored facial skin" nd "redless lips"

*fingers tightly crossed*
*remembering ma God*
*xpectin d list nd hopin I'll b featured*


Count down mode # 56 hours #

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Enqlish 50, Modern Lanquaqe 40, ISD 50, Philosophy 40, Reliqious studies 40, Cultural Manaqement 40, Theatre& Media Arts 50,

Medical Lab Sci 53, Physioloqy 40, Nursinq 59, MBBS 65, Archietecture 45, Buildinq 40, Fine & applied Art 40, Law 57, Civil

Enqineern 53, Mech Enqineern 53, Elect/ Elect 55, Material& Productn Enq 40, Zooloqy 40, Computer science 45, Statistics 40,

Mathematics 40, Physics 40, Geophysics 40, Bio chem 45, Industrial chem 45, Botany 40, MCB 45, Pub Admin 48, Bankinq & Finance 48,

Bus Admin 53, Accountinq 55, Eco 48, Library& info Sci 40, Socioloqy 42, Psycholoqy 42, Political science 48, Geoqraphy & Reqional

Planninq 40.. for admission processing or assistance please call 08104237888.

And the hustle goes on... Blaah blah blah

Chinesescholar. Do u nid sumtin?

*walks past d door*
*cums bak to it*
*glances in jzt to be sure*
* nd strollz off*

So u guys slip after all.

Neldrizzy: typical Chelsea fan!!!!

* gather spit*
*out it goes*

I dnt subscribe to any team, but even if I did, not in a million years wud I be a chelsea fan

purpleprincess: and you are?

In your own words

purpleprincess: foooool are u tripping

Neldrizzy: VAN GAAL, Proving haters wrong and
lovers right since 1950!
UNITED WE STAND! RED ARMY
MATCHING FOR THE TROPHY!

Watch out for
Army check point = man city
stormy weathers = chelsea
Road blocks = liverpool
Muddy waters = arsenal
Custom officers = tottenham
Just on d premiership level BTW

purpleprincess: smh at the slowpoke who begat u.. smh again

purpleprincess: stfu.. who's hiding?

purpleprincess: big fool.. axxripper and I just finished ripping ur dad's ass

purpleprincess: funny.. Suley is usually used to insult people.. ur mum must av hated u so much, she cursed u from birth.. UG LEE

Damn... Sumtin serious must av went on during my absense of viewing from d sidelines

KelvinGraphics: Owegbuo ya ooo.

Blacky

Ishsoph: Isi ebuo ya!

KelvinGraphics: Owegbuo ya ooo.

Blacky

U guys shud go and create ur own thread

DheEmir: 87/100, i no try?

Little wunder u scored 87

CosmicSensation: guy I don relax o.
One troglodyte son of a waste pipe don already dey accuse he generation of being gay.

Guys dey para o

CosmicSensation:
So those that go to watch kick boxing or wrestling are what? Werewolves? Or vampires too?

I don't watch wrestling. Nd kick boxing dosnt draw blood.

Swagalord18: LOL,
Good evening Sir.
You seem new around here, ...you mind introducing yourself?.

Gud evenin Sir... Its true am kinda new,but av bin followin d thread for sumtym b4 I registered on nairaland.
Am an ecostat aspirant in uniben, nd av found out dat one way to gaurantee admission into uniben is being part of this thread. So, here I am

Swagalord18: oh plllease
don't insssult me.

Lolz... Meaning? Hu's got a pin abeg? Make una deflate I'm head b4 he floats outta d door