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Orijin101:
time to sell condom

.mAke una call alberto2k, valmunich, jacksparrow1207 and 2dice make dem too cum knack for free

Orijin101 report here now,make we go lash for free

Orijin101:
Lolz. . .

Gone are those days in secondary school when teachers always do competition jez to beat me. . .

The day i regretted myself was the day i beat one of my teach "Mr Okocha", I beat him to the stage that his face got swollen and my teachers also got my body tattooed with lashes of cain

cc: stephenqueen
2dice
alberto2k
fulaboy
kingtom
valmunich

Orijin what's the title of this movie?

Fulaboy:
choiiii you be james bond of your school @ the time I think

Mine I can't actually the number of teachers we dealt with in secondary school tho the one I'll not forget is the day I fought my biology teacher while I was in SS3. The teacher was far stronger than me and when I realise I was about to get my ass kicked I took a basketball and shoot his face removing one of his front teeth and took to my heels

At the end our brother was sent to the school to reconcile the matter. up till now I dey meet the guy and we're friends now

Wetin be the title of this movie?

Orijin101:
who are you fvckin with ?

orijin leave amu no kill amu

Orijin101 oya report here now, u be ajekpako

Orijin101:
But na nonsense you write ooo

Your papa

darksuit:
unto wetin?

Na who u dey ask dat?

SOLUTION:
The 15 matchsticks in the riddle can be arranged like these:
The 3 matchsticks actually formed the letter "H".
Then the 4 matchsticks formed the letter "O".
The 2 matchsticks can be arranged to form the letter "T".
The 4 matchsticks formed the letter "E".
And lastly, the remaining 2 matchsticks can be used to form
the letter "L".
Total matchsticks used are 15 matchsticks to actually form
the word "HOTEL" to this riddle.
Then the girl removed one matchsticks from either one of
the 4 matchsticks in the letter "O" and carefully arranged the
three matchsticks in the letter "O" to form the letter "A"
making the word "HOTEL" into "HATEL".
Then the girl used the matchstick she got from either 1 of
the 4 matchsticks in the previous letter "O" and put it in the
letter "L" to actually form the letter "U".
Therefore, the original word written by the boy "HOTEL" can
now be read "HATEU" or "HATE U" which is the reply of the
girl to the boy.
To sum it all up, the precise answer to this riddle is the
matchstick from either 1 of the 4 matchsticks in the lette

falconey:
anybody with buhari's daughter phone number?

I have it but I will give it to u on one condition, u go teach me how u dey take do dat sharing

Zoharariel:
Bishop David "Scamer" Oyedepo a.k.a Abija Head a.k.a Gehazi Jnr. a.k.a Empty Anointing.

Now, where is your gate of hell? This is what happens when covetous & greedy Men of God meddles in politics.

I only pity his gullible & brainwashed followers. Monkey dey work, baboon dey chop.

Note: Gboromideleru; quote me wrongly & be stricken to death by the Thunder of Shango & Amadioha - 2 in 1 combo.

My dear brother I will advice u to ask God for forgiveness cuz u av commited a great sin......I hate it when I see people saying he said he will open the gate of hell for those dat dnt vote for GEJ.....The man only said he will open the gate of hell for whosoever cause trouble during election,so how is he a fake pastor?

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GENERAL MUHAMMAD BUHARI gcfr
#Peace.

2dice:
Verse 2
Eni iwa ju lerun ba
pdp don loose sotey their poosssiie Is bigger than kokumba
shoutout si Amerchi Omo river state ni ema pe ni Osunba
dady mi o ke de sin'le
pdp ema watch E wo bi..
Buhari ati Osinbajo wan bi
2dice bami mu ise yen lati isale
ki awon olote mo pe o tan be
Zebra crossing ni APC
pDp e ma lo cross ee
election to ye kati Win lati Feb14
ewa lon dull eeh..
Hookss nd continuation
cc stephenqueen
kingtom
orijin101

Verse 2
Oshey wan bend bayi
Oti wa bad bayi
Oti wa dogun bayi
So amama bo e bayi
Ehn ehn
Kosi shepe o chale
Ama da ciroc le elori gbagbe
Ewo morenikeji
Omoyen lenu meji
Omo yen fe lamipa
O tun la baba ibeji
O lohun o like me teletele
Oni mo raz
Nisin yo O ni olamide ti blow
Otin lo jazz
Oda bin pe yahoo loman shey
Oni otule fi typewriter sashe
Omo ibo to wo aposhe
Iyalaye onposhe
Emi moti yo bayi
Mode mon kan ti mo
Ko mo right now
Masterkraft jo
Ban sa beat yen si jo

PDP pigs how market? shame on all of una.Baba lole se e gba fun oga yin
Sai Buhari
Sai Baba

2dice:
next shii
Indomie
cc
stephenqueen enter with chorus
make orijin101 enter with verse 1

E ma ji jo mi o
E ma ji jo mi o
E ma ji jo mi o
E ma lo bi ti indomie
E ma ji jo mi o
E ma ji jo mi o
E ma ji jo mi o
Ke ma lo bi ti indomie
Fashola ji jo mi
Oya ji jo mi o
E ma ji jo mi o
Ke ma lo bi ti indomie
Tinubu ji jo mi
Oya ji jo mi o
Otedola ji jo mi o
Ke ma lo bi ti indomie

2dice:
verse 1
Buhari sef na Baddest GUY ever liveth
Play play na so Oga Jonah sef chop am
its victory yet Apc never sleep yet
Pdp.igs gats to tighten their downfall belt
hook
so i get on my kneels and say jah no go let Pdp win again
jah no go let dem win again
oooh lord oo

Verse 2 – (M.I Abaga):
Yeah yah, je m'appelle
Buhari and Shawty me na kiss me na tell
Listen hear well shawty in the streets me I dwell
Them people try to wish me I fail
Because me I rich me I chill
And the flow MESSI like it is LIONEL
When I spit me I kill
Some people try to diss me and piss me off
But me no watch them no more them be cheese the arel
Shawty me na kiss me na tell
No matter what the stress me avail
Real nigga I mean leave me ah girl
My heart locked up Imma give you the keys to my
cell
And the keys to my cell but one rule
Family over fortune
You support me, and I support ya
Give you everything I see see my girl
As long as when we kiss you

Ipledge:
I like jesse jagz side

Jesse jagz side: So we back for shit make it stick for stick
Shit took the game down baby bit for bit
Dem boss shot me boss back click for click
Shawty's got it on the phone it's micro chip for
chip
Boun..bounce along, heard you came with your
friends
And a thousand more on the dancing floor
Body hands and all stand upon the wall
Shawty looking like she fancy more
And when am done she tell me thanks and all
Me ah handsome boy, she bought shot for me,
blast the wall
Bullets tank and all then she call me a conqueror
Cause jagga conquer all, thinking that butty me
ah plunder all
Listen well me na kiss and tell
Freak all night with a Christian girl
Yeah I promise her I be her wishing well
She say boy you ever leave me I go skits and tell
ehn uh
She cant resist the feel, and this is real
I exist to chill some real plight for shit
I persist until, resist at will
This is how existence feels, check it (Jargo)

2dice:
even me sef don forget the lyrics
ice ft m.i Jesse Jags i sent yu d song naa

Shawty me no kiss and tell, shawty me no kiss
and tell
I'm all right
Shawty me no kiss and tell, shawty me no kiss
and tell
E dey do me like kpako dey play for my head
Do me like kpako dey play for my head
Do me like kpako dey play for my head
Do me like kpako dey play for my head
I say e dey do me like kpako dey play for my head
Do me like kpako dey play for my head
Do me like kpako dey play for my head
Do me like kpako dey play for my head
I'm alright
Yes, yes

AlienStar:
;-) rubbish!

Mind ur speech in this party or else I go commot u

2dice:
make we sinG Godwin first
dadudula 2nd
Indomie 3rd
how about that
cc stephenqueen

Make we add kpako

2dice:
no no no we got to sing something natural for Buhari
cc Stephenqueen
orijin101
jacksparrow1207
which song you guys think we should sanG?
Oops i JEGA-edly Gbaduned

make we sing godwin. Dem be say Buhari no go win election but godwin

2dice:
ooh Boy
2dice came late
hope una never drink that REDLabel wey i keep inside cooler

Tell the DJ to play Iceprince kpako for me jor

jacksparrow1207:
boss market no sweet me o. but thank God for alcohol. I don drink away my sorrow

Na u wan kill una self na,why u self go dey support oga jona? u Bleep up ooooo

Orijin101:
Oya, i can convert to Jonathan's supporter coz of that kitty ooo


Hope everyone is not seeing this

Orijin u wan make I break bottle for ur head ba?

GhostProtocol:
Abeg, who dey show up 4 party with gun

Make luv not war, change ur inner thug

U no dey see face ba? and If u no see face u no see ma big chest,u no see say I be bouncer