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Weed dey work for your head ba .you jez made me remember what have forgotten...the thunder wey go fire u still dey do press up

That awkward moment when you are talking with her in your street and some kids in your street be like bro origin come and give us money and you no get anything for pocket,you be like I don't hold my purse

The witches for the gurl village follow her reach ur house u cum knack her akpako...bro no be only her u bleep o,na she nd the witches for her village .bros go for deliverance make your pastor open the gate of hell for those spirits

santos876:
A friend of mine found himself in a quandary recently
when the girl he planned on marrying confessed to him
that she was a lesbian.
She said she’d been unsuccessfully trying to kick the
habit for years and was introduced to it by her school
mother back in secondary school.
Her honesty is really brave. She wanted the guy to know
about everything and help her kick the habit.
Nairalanders, What do you suggest?

I go forgive her for telling me the truth,and tell her make she invite her group of lesbian make I bilala them ..But if say na ma wife,i go divorce er ni

bingbagbo:
1. A nice-looking lady

2. Goat meat

3. Quran

4. Bible

which one will be your sincere pick?

Omo na bible o

boluwajokosegun:
This is beautiful , hpoe nigeria will get there too, this kenya is a place to be , they have very good structures on ground that help them to always lead africa in agriculture. Nigeria is far far behind but we can get there by HIS grace. Thanks @Povare9

it's already in nigeria in funnab..it was started in funnab

reaky:
Make sure your on d latest version
Put your number here
I will call you
After you answer d call for few seconds you drop
It then yours will be activated

reaky call me,dis ma no:07031362422...but this is not the sim am using to browse,but it's the number I used to register for whatsapp

Daninya11:
Tosyne2much...
I rep you boss...

Below are 10 rules a guy should avoid while trying to woo a girl on social networks..

1-When a girl ignores your message twice, leave her alone. She ain't blind, she just choose to ignore it. There is no more need sending more messages. Move on to the next girl sharply..

2-When a girl accept your request, seriously typing "thanks for accepting my request" is very lame.. Do it in her inbox. Some of you get ignored when you type that crap on your wall..

3-You don't need to be a male LovePeddler. Don't woo every girl on your list. Some are good enough to be just friends with you..

4-Guy, don't be thirsty dude on a girl's post, simply hit the like button and move on. If you need to comment, make it brief and interesting. Don't go begging her to add you..

5-Bro, if the picture is beautiful like it and give a simple compliment. If it's not, there is no need lying to get her Attention..

6-Buddy, when chatting you don't spend your whole time telling a girl how beautiful she is, a hundred guys have told her how beautiful she is everyday. They find it boring when you join the train..

7-If you find yourself always starting the convo with a Particular person, like you are always the first to message her, please stop it for a while. If she doesn't notice, you are not important to her.. Leave her alone..

8- If you both don't roll, don't tag her to your pix. She might find it offensive..

9-The lesser of you, the better for you. When you are all over her wall, all over her pictures commenting and liking everything, you are less appreciated because you are acting thirsty.

10-When you compliment a girl on her pictures and another person compliments her on the same picture and she thanked the other dude and skip your name, please remove your comment. It wasn't necessary..

Enjoy your weekend friends..

I hope those mumu guys go hear

OkuDiOver1:
princess yes perfect man nope

what's your definition of a perfect man and which type of man did you want?

OkuDiOver1:
princess yes perfect man nope

what's your definition of perfect man and which type of man did you want?

Mhizizzy:
Wuz here

Build your ideal man jor

cally3D:

Nne am nt perfect! Perhaps yhu may want me

Want you?

OkuDiOver1:
perfect Man don't guarantee perfect relationship

But every woman is looking for the guy who will make her feel
like a princess,a perfect man

cally3D:
Oya! Bike park here, we don reach

You sure say na bike u carry cum? No be keke napeb?

jeffizy:
*Spreads canopy , wearing my 3d glasses*

OkuDiOver1:
I don't want a perfect man

What did you now want?

All work and no play makes Jane a dull girl
This is for the ladies only, Guys just watch and reply comments if anybody builds you.
My sugar ladies oya let's roll....

CHESSBOARD:
Make IBB catch you.... ur generation will go into extinction

And what is IBB,the latest phone in town?

am not here to comment, am here to write the name of noise makers

kilokeys:
LOL... BROS DO UR OWN.. MAKE I DO MY OWN... we can be her little friends.. we see her at intervals... enuff money for th both of us

hahahahahahaha I no gree o.i don't like having rival,am a jealous guy.no worry I go dey settle u

IYANGBALI:
with that your small preek wey be like dat of a year old baby?

Hahaha hahahahahahaha u go fear fear

kilokeys:
chai beautiful woman... i wanna be ur little friend

u wan dey compete with me ba?

FrancisTony:
Get sense soon. Smh


Gold digger alert.

Even men dig gold sef?

Hey Mr,is not a must u talk,i was only kidding.Get that straight to your skull

lalasticlala:
Here are some nice pictures of the Nigeria’s richest woman, Folorunsho Alakija.

make this woman cum be ma sugar mummy.#praying