₦airaland Forum

Jamiubond009:
Dem want distract us from balablu's failings

If you don't give citizens a distraction, they will create one for themselves, it will likely not go well for the leaders- Lord Varys.

Cajal:
Some other tribed do have that kind of mark
Brother
My friend Nnadozie has

It is common in the WASTe side

ytdivine:
New Normal

Indeed

Almiron:
I will check on you tomorrow, sure you no go reply cos dem go don dey cry for your family house

I go chop your akara with fresh Agege bread

I wish you the same

Almiron:
May thunder strike all your family d€ad

Cry cry modasuckas
🤣🤣🤣

Anf your family including you

The kind of teacher I craved back in high school

Almiron:
if you have a life at all, you won't read my post. Na Ogun go kpai your father

Na Amadioha go gbuo your mama

immortalcrown:
Who taught you this?

Your puppsy

immortalcrown:
Let me just copy it from one of my previous posts.

In my JSS1, my school took me and my schoolmates on an excursion to an airport. We were not allowed to enter an airplane because of 911 attack. But years later, I travelled by air.

The first flight I boarded was a local one. No family member or friend to guide me. I didn't know how and where to go when I entered the airport. I saw a place marked "Departure" (entrance) and took the route. I got to a scanning point and was searched and scanned. I asked a random worker on uniform a question and he pointed to the ticketing stand of the company I was to use. The rest was easy to detect and follow until boarding time. I saw my seat number on my ticket but didn't know how to locate the seat when I entered the plane. I didn't see number on any seat. I didn't know that the seat numbers are on the roof (should I call it ceiling?), not on the seats. I asked an air hostess who gave me a strange look before directing me to check the roof part above the seats. My first experience of turbulence (galloping in air 😀) scared me.

Another funny experience was when a hostess pushing trolley around to pack wastes after the passengers had had snacks got to my side, I myself trashed the wraps of my snacks into a waste container on the trolley and the hostess gave me a strange look. I then observed and noticed that other passengers were relaxed and she herself was picking the trashes from the trays, meaning I shouldn't have bothered myself to do the trashing myself. That was it. After then, I have travelled by air to 3 countries without difficulties in navigating through airports.

One of the things I have learnt from travelling by air is that the bigger an airplane is, the more comfort the airplane offers. For most small airplanes, no enough space for your legs, and you have to stretch your hands to the ceiling to adjust AC, turn light off or on and to press call button. But in most of bigger airplanes, you do the operations on a touchscreen in your front, and you have more space for your legs. You can't (or let me say you are not allowed to) recline your seat in some small airplanes.

Took I not me

Almiron:
Mistiano Penado is the sole reason why Portugal is out of the Euros, not Felix's penalty miss.

The old fraud is washed up and someone should remind him. As expected, he wasn't really interested in his country's triumph, rather his own personal glory, massaging his badly bruised ego.

Since Messi won the World Cup in 2022, his life has never been the same, which gives me a lot of joy. I drink his tears and that of his delusional fanbase.

He wasn't just a ghost in the match, he was a liability for the team and the sole reason why they lost. I mean, I can understand Pepe in the heart of the defense; his experience is needed. The man is a beast, looks like he can still play for two more years.

Come on, this is 2024. Starting a 39-year-old washed-up player upfront ahead of players like Jota and Gonzalo Ramos, what was Martinez thinking? Even deciding a penalty kick in the round of sixteen, a madman lost it, if not for the keeper who saved the day.

I guess they were fooled by his performance in the desert league. We told them he wasn't playing with professional footballers, just some random kabirus, part-time Alfas, and mechanics.

Now it's obvious; the guy didn't even register a goal throughout the tournament and had no impact whatsoever, except crying like a clown.

They should give him the "Crying d'Or" already. As he was crying, you'd think it was passion; the dude was after personal glory. He wanted to be the oldest player to score in the European tournament.

He didn't just fail, he crumbled, which gives me a lot of joy.Imagine that average French side sent Portugal home, what a joke! A Portugal side without Penado would have flogged this French team because they're trash, with exceptions of a few players.

The same glory hunting made him play an irrelevant match during the round of sixteen against Georgia. The coach rested all the key players, but the weyreh still started and it ended in tears.

My Portugal hate-watch is over. Now I can support them in peace.


I declare this session open in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost...

Messi FC shall we ....

Penadogs una tears in my mentions as usual...

If you focus more on your life, you will have faired better.

Wetin Davido see for this ugly Sophia come give am belle in the first place, so toxic

Okwyjesus:
Yoru - crazy.

I use to rate Tinubu high until he took over power.

You voted him in

Zwooks:
Igbos with chest beating to arrive on scene. Thank goodness the part of my family tree with igbo blood has been cleaned off by me and will never be talked about with that naughty igbos haughtyness

Good riddance

BigDawsNet:
He has done his part…

Let hope the new PM will resurrect the UK back to where he belongs

Which New PM you no dey read, he won his reelection.

Ebubu2:
It Tinubu grants SE extra state to make them at par with other regions in Nigeria, he will win second term over Obi in SE.

Story

Hunger go don kill Hellanus by then

thesicilian:
That statement can go in either direction

It's rhetorical and figurative

CyrusVI:
Wetin be "Miscreants"
This kind headline na banter headline

Nairaland miscreants

BABANGBALI:
especially your prick

Do you like prick?

Your environment can influence you, if you reside where they eat human flesh you become a cannibal, if it's skull mining you become one, didn't even want to mention rape.

Englishisamust:
Useless man. Davido and wizkid are getting children and building family for their future. na only to dey smoke around this one no... Shiiooor . Odogwu my foot!!!.. happy birthday to him shaa. More money, peace, mercy and smoke to you..

Is Diddy a joke to you?

Trump is coming bk

This one wey dey like wall gecko be giant

NyamiriSlayer:
Wicked Wike, i just like this man... God bless him jare... That foolish woman should know that her political career will end in 2027, e sure die

And you must be?

Paraman:
Obidients will be sad with this news... They wish Nigeria is occupying the first position

You that is spewing trash stress don finish you

emmancipated:
All these ancestors that should be resting, would always want to die in power. I even wonder why there is a retirement age in civil service and none for politicians.

Power wey dey sweet like TOTO

DevilsEqual:
The mama no change cloth after from 2000-2020?

Well, i can see now that men age gracefully, just wondering what i would look like in my 60s

Look at Tinubu and you will have your answer

They should be deported back to Chad or Niger.
We don't have enough Agbado to go around.

The U-Boat remains the best

Judolisco:
true talk.... Dis your username though

Ignore what is written on a car and...

Judolisco:
Dis life ehn... When ibu dey ask for help... Many of dis people get money but dem no help am oh..... Now they'll start making yeye donations to d family....

RIP Mr ibu

Which is why you must live a healthy life