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NYSCRe: Batch C 2014 Mobilisation Time Table by suckerr: 1:19pm On Oct 13, 2014
#Team getting callup number from sch i hope u guys have seen ur callup numbers cos I just saw mine. #Abia State Uni.
NYSCRe: Batch C 2014 Mobilisation Time Table by suckerr: 4:39pm On Oct 12, 2014
Team getting callup number frm sch click like
Car TalkRe: Hilarious Car Learning Experience by suckerr(op): 8:34pm On Oct 06, 2014
Emmysteve:
Currently in a driving school. On my day 4. At times the instructor would command that i match clutch and brake, instead i would match the accelerator. The instructor would normally shout at me that i don't know how dangerous is the accelerator that's why i am misbehaving. Lol
Lolz
Car TalkRe: Hilarious Car Learning Experience by suckerr(op): 4:09pm On Oct 04, 2014
macklef:
I almost killed a young girl/hit a kerosine tanker on my first out driving outa nervousness.
Actually among those people that did not go to a driving school. Just by observing what the driver does.
Afetr numerous tries that day, i finaly got my dad car moving, getting to a T junction, confused on whether to turn left or right on my Self Test Drive,
I turned left, as i turned the car, i forgot that u have to balance the car steering to remain on the middle of the road, instead i left it bent and it was heading for a young girl by the side of the road. D young girl saw me coming and shouted, ''egbami o', in Yoruba. And i kept moving towards her direction out of confusion. My dis time d street was almost flooded with people, i finally got a hold of myself n turned right as much as i can, only to see i was heading for a kerosine tanker, my mind immediately flashed to ''final Destination 5" so this is how i will die i told myself. outa nervousnes again instead of going for the breaks, i pumped the accelerator, hahah. I was few feets to the tank, i think God was the one that stepped on the break.
I just stoped. Guys gathered to know who it was ferrociously.. Haaa iwò ni, se ofe payan ni? Dey budled me home with d car.
Funny enough, i still took the car out that same hour using another route. smiley
this got me cracking up...kpele oo. final destination indeed!
Car TalkRe: Hilarious Car Learning Experience by suckerr(op): 4:06pm On Oct 04, 2014
Readonee35L:
lol
Not general military men
but these Nigerian army are cruel
When you put on Army trouser or a top with the army stripe
consider ur self a dead shit if they handle ...frog jump from that point till u reach barracks ,not to talk of barracks punishment ,with mad koboko
i only put on the polo or cap when am within my hood or going out with my car ...
and about the learning package
i was never scared ..but i knew i could do it
..i'd ask question from public transport drivers then ,because if ask my momma or dad' they would know am up to something
..in less than a week i had d courage to shift to the 4th Gear in two weeks i was a pro at 14
i'd do all these without my parents being aware
until i jam police for road i jamed my doom..
i started sweating
i begged they threatened to take me to prison..at last they freed me since then i no exceed our estate boundary until i got a license at 16
...
long shit sha
old times
Lol2. . the one that surprises me the most is bikers coming down and pushin the bike weneva they reach a military checkpoint. Am just life WTH wen I c dat
Car TalkRe: Hilarious Car Learning Experience by suckerr(op): 12:25pm On Oct 04, 2014
FKBZ:
Learning to drive,has been a tedious task for me.but I drive now but still can't get over d fear.
Funny part is I drive a manual.
Scary shit.
yeah manual hard joor. But wen u beat the fear,u know say u don learn finish,n u wil be glad u learnt wit a manual transmission cos some who learn wit auto cant even move the manual wen the need arises.
Car TalkRe: Hilarious Car Learning Experience by suckerr(op): 12:21pm On Oct 04, 2014
Readonee35L:
Hmmm
if that happened to a man
he will receive the beating of his life from that military man...Nigerian military don't show mercy on civilians,they trash to there satisfaction so beta avoid them or there stuff
...
i didn't have any experience or such while learning,Moreover i didn't take lessons from no one ,Just basic knowledge and understanding and i could drive sticks at me early age of 14 then without any soul teaching me
am telln u bro..military men r hard...u learnt by urself? Onyem u bad o..
Car TalkHilarious Car Learning Experience by suckerr(op): 11:39am On Oct 04, 2014
How did u fare wen u were learning how to drive..
Wel this didn't actually hapn to me bt to a frnd...she was driving along one of the major roads in phc and was abt turning into anoda road wen all of a sudden she bumped into a car. not aware that that was a military man,as she was abt saying sorry,the man shouted(trust them na, they like showing themselves)...common wil u get down from that vehicle nd see wat u have done. u wan say sorry. she got down pleaded with him for a while nd also with the help of passersby. she was lucky she was a lady nd with the L sign on display,he gingered finish nd left her. has anybody got this experience..share with us biko..
HealthFor Those Of You Battling With ACNE. by suckerr(op): 2:11pm On Aug 28, 2014
According to the American Academy of
Dermatology, acne is the most common skin
disorder in the United States, affecting an
estimated 40 to 50 million people across the
nation. While acne usually begins in puberty, this
unpleasant inflammatory condition — which
manifests as pimples, lumps and plugged pores
across the body, especially the face and back — is
not restricted to a specific age group, and can
occur at any time. In fact, almost 85 percent of
people will suffer from acne at some point in their
lives.(1)
Given how widespread acne is in today’s society,
it isn’t surprising that acne treatment is a billion
dollar industry for Big Pharma. However, most
commercial acne creams are packed with
unnatural and aggressive chemicals, making
them an unacceptable choice for health-minded
individuals. Fortunately, two foods found in
nature — aloe vera and coconut oil — are proven
to treat acne effectively and without side effects.
Aloe vera
There’s a good reason why aloe vera is found in
so many cosmetic products: this succulent and
mucilaginous plant, which is characterized by its
green, spear-shaped leaves, is well-known for its
ability to heal, soothe and rejuvenate the skin.
Indeed, virtually all cultures that had contact with
aloe vera came to recognize its significant skin-
boosting properties over time, and it remains a
popular natural remedy for treating skin issues
such as eczema, psoriasis, burns and rashes.(2)
However, a recent study published in The Journal
of Dermatological Treatment has discovered
that aloe vera is also effective at treating acne. For
the study, the researchers assembled a group of
60 subjects suffering from mild to moderate acne
and, over an eight-week trial period, treated them
with a formulation of either tretinoin cream
and aloe vera topical gel or tretinoin cream and a
placebo. At the end of the trial, the results were
undeniable: “The combination TR/AVG was well
tolerated and significantly more effective than TR
and [the placebo] for the treatment of mild to
moderate acne vulgaris.”(3)
To use aloe vera for acne, simply apply some
aloe vera gel onto the affected area daily. The gel
will improve the swelling, redness and
inflammation associated with acne, and also
prevent future outbreaks.
Coconut oil
Like aloe vera, coconut oil is beloved for its skin-
boosting properties, and is used throughout the
world as an anti-aging cream, natural sunblock,
lip gel, moisturizer and massage oil. It is also
effective at treating skin disorders, and is shown
to combat blisters, pimples, sores, rashes and
more.(4)
In fact, there doesn’t seem to be any skin
condition that coconut oil can’t at least improve,
at that’s also true of acne. In 2009, Chinese
researchers found that the main saturated fatty
acid in coconut oil, lauric acid, possessed even
stronger antibacterial activity against acne than
palmitic acid or oleic acid. Furthermore, lauric acid
loaded with liposomes (vesicles that can
administer nutrients) was shown to “fuse with
the membranes of P. acnes and release the
carried [lauric acid] directly into the bacterial
membranes, thereby killing the bacteria
effectively.”(5)
These results, which were published in the
journal Biomaterials, suggest that the topical
application of coconut oil can treat acne
effectively. For maximum benefits, choose raw
coconut oil made that is organic, cold-pressed
and extra virgin. This kind of oil will actually smell
of coconut, signifying minimal processing.
Sources for this article include:
(1) http://www.aad.org/media-resources/stats-
and-facts/conditions/acne
(2) http://www.newhealthguide.org/Aloe-Vera-
For-Face.html
(3) http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/
pubmed/23336746
(4) http://wellnessmama.com/5734/101-uses-for-
coconut-oil/
(5) http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/
pubmed/19665786
http://science.naturalnews.com/aloe_vera.html
http://science.naturalnews.com/coconut_oil.html
PoliticsRe: What Happened With BringBackOurGirls Campaign? by suckerr: 12:29pm On Jul 08, 2014
I belive That's politics in Nigeria
RomanceWorst Experience by suckerr(op): 3:55pm On Jul 01, 2014
What is the worst thing a guy/ lady has ever
done to you that you can never forget...share ur views
Nairaland GeneralRe: I'm Suggesting Nairalanders Organise A Get-together Party Against Xmas by suckerr: 4:43pm On Dec 14, 2013
online abi offline,cos the venue go be problem na
PhonesRe: Nokia 'Normandy' Will Be A Low-cost Android Phone by suckerr: 4:36pm On Dec 11, 2013
Team andriod nokia click like and wait till it is released.
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Being His Booty-call Girl. by suckerr: 12:48pm On Dec 11, 2013
wasak: I really do not have any advice to give you!!! please can u leave d guy and be my bootycall girl! ? I'm tired of self-service! thanks
u wont go and find ur own abi?dnt worry,i go tell funke

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