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piko..anyone can help me dechiper this wordplay .....y'all cowards couldn't rap this do.pe with a zigzag..?

piko..anyone can help me dechiper this wordplay .....y'all could rap this do.pe with a zigzag..

piko..anyone can help me dechiper this wordplay .....y'all could rap this dope with a zigzag..

Darkrebel666:
I swear..she had an orgasm
there was a time I dissed my opponent..I dissed him saying -- "even your mom's brassieres complain about the size of her booobs" ..that got a roar...and one dude shouted from the audience and said" Chai..because his mom's breasts has Fallen abi?"..
immediately he said that- I said 'that's correct bro..fallen like Olympus" .I even did that Dizaster's yeahhhh thing after saying that/.. and immediately I said that stuff, that particular chick had another orgasm The battle was held in a bar, and there were so many hot chicks in seductive dresses.. ... I collect phone numbers tire today

This was my opener in my 2nd brawl..it may seem plain but the delivery was did it..

I said . . - You are not a man...your name should be Lucy/ and Vato...I told you I wanted to battle a man... why did you bring me a pusssy?../

immediately I said that- all the chicks squirted

choi...bros keep us posted.. just wish i had the time tho

Darkrebel666:
it wasn't really filled with top notch stuffs.. it wasn't the main event.. even the battles were friendly, so don't expect something very ddope

A dude dropped a line that I really felt though..
his name is Andy and he was battling an older dude(prolly 25 or so)

he said and I quote --
You don dey rap since 1970, yet you stale and rigid/
Old man doing rap...you should have died along with 2pac and biggie/


this was the dude's rebuttal and I quote -

You wanna time travel to 1970?...shey you be prince of Persia?

Nice tho,but not Bmagic standard..but i don't think the crowd would really be encouraging tho i mean you know how 9jrians are now...how you come cope?

Darkrebel666:
I don't really know .but Lagos auditions was today and i body bagged three rappers in a row with cruel freestyles ..

I used that '' Your wallet is like poultry... cos everything in it is just a chicken change" and a girl in the audience screamed so loud and had an orgasm

I also said... " I got my dick in your Catholic mum's mouth...like holy communion',... and the stage scattered ...

where is Ksslib ... ? When Vato uploads the vid on YouTube.. I would post here... I didn't yell and all that though...just cool spit cos it wasn't really serious.. today has got to be one of my worst freestyles ever though.. I stuttered so many times that I was so angry with myself.. must be because of school stress and lack of practice cos my frees are Rusty as ffuck..
it was just some premedicated punches and some lines that I've dropped on NL that saw me through.

.....Dna on Emimem show!...pls do would love to see 9ja boys drop punches!...

Darkrebel666:
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... the rappers that have been auditioning so far ain't that ddope... please y'all should invite doppe emcees to this... .. Limerick.. make sure Blaqbones hears this ..

biko..which other regions e go happen??

obesemf:
as soon as i win the tournament finish

choi..see this big mouth!..

obesemf:
choi, we reach page 666

see as you over bag me [img][/img] ...i demand a rematch oh?? ..holla when you go bag me again

ELYMAXiimus:
I'mma make you 'miss world' like agbani darego. Limerick continue like this nd one day you shall be like me ... That verse got me nodding my head!

Darkrebel, in two weeks time i think i might be free by then. So i might hop in the cypher as well.

Nd for the rapleague, Sorry man, not now. I am sooooooo busy! Damn! how i wish . . .

..just saw it??

open c'o time for the real ass kicking....anyone 10quatrains biko??

It's super,giving Nl some classics/
My last battle judges said i lacked everything including tactics/
Through that verse i learnt some lessons/
Am back with high flow like some crack shit/
Obese having a win here instead of pain/
Like a "neurological belief".... That notion is only taking place in your "brain"!


Battling him...I knew i had no need for tech/
In classing,The baby is obviously crèche/
No need for much bars against the fat,am not worried bout winning/
Cause "Obese" would put up a "good fight" only if there is "food" in it!

He got hypes from his last bout/
Saying his good with punches and bar structures,tho we know them be lies/
But the same niggas would laugh their ass out/
When they find out that "Shotgun suge" and "obese" uses the same under ware size!


Obviously Whoever is comparing you to me,is my proud hater/
The guy is dull,you should know by the way he rants on flow for rank/
When deep taught it...is obese "m or f"..and the daft left the space blank/
Deep,you should understand the punk is born "both"/
I don't blame him tho.... he's just waiting for seun to add "hermaphrodite" as the 3rd sex gender!
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And this is how I'd be killing the loud mouth/
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Am here to K-O without punching fool/
Storm his hood with my goons/
Then release the angry bullets when we let the tech speak/
Your neighbourhood would be massacred thick/
And ya fams would be gored real quick/
Leave you dead then pull you out with your own dick/
By now Yall should know....Am a Ruthless rebel,taking O-bese out!

obesemf:
Supermiy , you make ready?

guy i wan post now...post yours when you see this..no time jawe

obesemf:
abeg, notify me as u make ready, but mikuz say deadline be 8

e no matter jur...

obesemf:
supermiy look sharp

bros no vex..make we post tonight 9..i never script self

obesemf:
choi, i dey fear now

see wyning

Ya useless home and in school/ya pa is complaining about you wasting his data/your fam no mind dashing you away,baga/i gave ya ma #200 okirika shoe and she gave me you....trade by barter!

He chick came to plead for him so i left her a deal/
I wish her face na dream but she's ugly in real/
Anyways i spread her legs,my P goes in and i started "humping/"
The guy wan try interrupt me from banging he's "troll"... but my voice mail stop am con tell am say... am in the "middle of something"!

I'm a pastor with the holy scripts i write/
Could pray for you and you'd get God's reply by night/
Even by raising my hands up niggas receives their blessing/
But if he raises up his hands... its to answer a question!

The nitwit thought of battling me, dumb creature/better make plans for ya death/or run back to your past/cause brawling me ensures you'd have no future!
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check

obesemf:
supermiy , you know say, the 10 lines is. actually only 5 of. what we did in our previous battles, right?

yes sir

biko fixtures oh?

#FCB

i for drop hard bars for this kid to deal with it/but as we all know,your wackness is like a skunk's stench..nobody can live with it!

mikuz..tag voters...

mikuz..tag voters... i dy go

Illmayor:
check!!

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Illmayor's little send off!
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I was paired with this maggot, my pride is hurt
Blazingly about to kill this gay,my hand is hot
For thinking you can win,you be real fool
My bars would either be "teaching him a lesson" or send "eze back to school"!
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You be stick shey,you still no match for me
But if this is a sporting event,you could then march for me
Feminine bars you bring ama let you know something princess
ya punches are like jetli moves without film tricks,they lack the "wowing effects"!
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I pop niggas with both pills
Evidently my rap kills
But am talking about my .45 skills
am always about the shell Even tho i ain't a gangster or a cultist
if ill ever has a "shell",it's because he's an actual "tortoise"!!
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If Its a gun fight and i'd blazing with the auto pistol's
You want bare hands,i'm okay with this too
Bring ya first punch would be Dodged and ya will hands would be hanged
My swift uppercut would leave this kid in the "spiritual world" like he's avatar anng!

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He Tryna face me,I'd punch dude
Like oil drilling,my style is crude
Give the mofo some pain when i
fold ya leg in a right angler manner
burn ya bones meeting point till you have brown knees(brownies),it ain't cookies slacker!
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the kid is evidently not a threat
The mumu's crew is just filled with defects
So i wont be wasting ammo by blazing the techs
Since "ill" and he's goons be "fish",i'l just "barbecue" him along with the rest!
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I ain't following the 3 liner and punch structure
Every line i write is bar that ya whole rap culture
Lets make this a "pin ball" game
Ama be leaving "needles" all over this "Di.ck" head,call that "acupuncture"!
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am the next king,to know how i know ya little mind is curious
You claim to be a werewolf and i'd be Sirius
Nigga you should be ashamed of ya Moniker clown
But wait i think you made history by being the only "mayor" without a town!
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The truth about what ill truly is
the nigga be a troll something people don't eat Or live with
In paper they'll always choose his kid bro as their next of kin
Even when people be asking your parents how they came to have a dumb nitwit
They said dunno but he's "toping our list of mistakes",he should have been named "defects king"!

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I was taking it easy on you its time to go hard
Previous bars were meant for ya body but this is meant for ya heart
You "Finding" a win,bleep that
Cause when i bring out that 9 ama shoot the "seek" head and watch as he'll die!
....bring that back..i said when i bring out that 9 ama shoot the "sick" head and watch as "ill" die!

where the kid na...? ..can't stay long!

the aj boy tryna forget where he came from/
to have sex,he paid up front/
now on nl saying he got alotta c.unt/
we don't believe you,but sure that as a battle emcee,he has to play with the puns!

ELYMAXiimus:
sure! lemme see ur cv

mmm...i'm still preparing it ;p

obesemf:
choi, you don carry your noise come here too

iffa don't tour nl myself..who will? ..dettol shey?

ELYMAXiimus:
Why this place con dry like this?

Open c/o..... Vets only.

me i dy treat pets...i qualify??

Illmayor:
check!!

post and i'll follow Asap!