₦airaland Forum

handsomeyinka:
Waiting for our nairaland online pastor righteousness89 private jet.

I heard the jet is called "END TIME LIMITED EDITION"

He is busy masturbating on Israel/Arab thread. I believe Nethanyahu will get him a nice car soon.

In Fela voice, pastor's car na him dey fine pass.

While Righteousness is busy masturbating on Israel/Arab thread while other pastors in Nigeria are buying latest cars. I pray Nethanyahu buy Righteousness a car as a reward for being loyal to Israel in far away God forsaken country Nigeria.

Anyway, half of my family members are pastors too

Mariangeles:
When it comes to buying eggs, it is best to buy from retailers (market women).
Asides the fact that they often carry/sell fresh eggs, you get to shake the eggs before buying.
Once they feel loose (like they're moving) on the inside, they're old (possibly rotten) eggs. Don't buy.
Fresh eggs don't move when shaken.

Its wrong to shake eggs before buying.

Newsmills:
Loans to build houses for their children in foreign land,they attend good schools outside the country,come back home and continue where their fathers stop with the slaves.

And it continues that way forever and ever. Nigeria can never get better

helinues:
Sir,the projects being executed, commissioning or visiting projects sites by Gov Sim.

That's what this thread is all about not the gone LG election

Should we say you guys want to be given excuses on behalf of Gov Simi for not doing anything?

Why are you avoiding question about projects commissioned by your lord and saviour Tinubu ?

chudez0147:
I hail thy. But sha some fit use am do evil

She can't. It will affect her too because of sweat and body fluids. Only a novice Rosco and a novice Olosho care about that stuff.

chudez0147:
Dey play. Why she no gree flush am for toilet ??

Wetin you know ? How many ashawo you don fork. I be your father for the game.

chudez0147:
When I used to visit Ashawo house in Lagos am always very careful. They’d act all nice and cool until you take them to their room.

One just got up while I was still on it, she said you don cum while I’ve not even cum. Next she was checking the condom to see if I have cum or not. Na so I just lost the feeling wear my boxers jejely and left. I told her she’d meet her match.

The other one was insisting that I drop my used condom, I refused and was ahead to the toilet to flush it, na so this Ashawo block me o. I comot my hand for window threw the used condom outside to a refuse dump this Ashawo said she’d go down later and pick it. I wonder why she wants my used condom.

Be careful guys!

She can't do nothing with the condom. As you dey fear, she too dey fear.

Confirmedzombie:
What will Israel gain killing this man. A man fighting for the freedom of his people.

With our most Holy Prophet Muhammad on his side his covered.

If Israel kills him, he goes to paradise and will be rewarded with his 72 virgins.

The Hamas are peaceful freedom fighters just like Ipob except that Ipob kill and behead people.

Hamas don't shed blood except for self defense.

May Allah guard and protect him from the evil and blood thirsty Israel

Insha Allah

72 virgins ? Do people have sex in paradise ?

I feel so bad seeing malnourish children on the streets of Nigeria. Nigeria politicians are very heartless and evil.

ShogunNoName:
The end for all criminals is the same. There is no happy ending for you .

If you like type 10 pages trying to justify crime , saying how Nigerian politicians are the same , oga or madam it doesn't matter both you and the politicians will meet the same sad filled ending filled with tears. There is no happy retirement plan for you. Only pains

Mark it

Keep deceiving yourself. Remember Tinubu is still waxing strong and enjoying life. He is even your president today who you must obey and respect either you like it or not.

ShogunNoName:
The end for all criminals is the same. There is no happy ending for you .

If you like type 10 pages trying to justify crime , saying how Nigerian politicians are the same , oga or madam it doesn't matter both you and the politicians will meet the same sad filled ending filled with tears. There is no happy retirement plan for you. Only pains

Mark it

What will you say to the whites who defrauded your forefathers ? The whites land are still progressing today while your shithole nation is still backward. Why are they not been punished by God. Is high time you realise life is a survival of the fittest. In the bible, a brother defrauded his brother and he was still blessed by God.

DeLaRue:
In addition to tax collection efficiency, I would be ecstatic if these new laws (once passed) resulted in less corruption at the affected agencies.

You collect money on behalf of government, yet the government has to beg you to repatriate the money to it

Also, agencies like Customs, FIRS etc are allowed to keep a percentage of humungus revenue they collect to cover 'administrative cost'.

The current system is a farce.

Good to see that the most courageous, and innovative government probably in the history of Nigeria is making these far reaching changes.

I think Alpha beta will do a good job here

I think Alpha beta will do the job well.

Rebuke:
Yhu will still never end well, except yhu repent. Yhu can't be defrauding others and think yhu will have a happy ending just by paying tithes and giving back to the street.

Try as hard as yhu can, yhu still can't justify being a theif. Yhu steal from others, break their hearts, leave them in debt, make them cry and yhu think it can ever be better for yhu? Never!!!!!

What about those who inflate prices of goods and those who do runs in private and government organisation. What about the market women who adjusted their measurements for more profits or your government who scam you everyday. My brother, we all scam in a different ways to survive and you are not exempted except you are not born or live in Nigeria

Zane2point4:
Beleive me she is right, even in canada here, most Nigerian women i see look homeless and not even good to look at, i still remember how nice looking they’e back home and i wonder which kind of women came here

Na hustle. Everybody wan make money to oppress people back home.

lereinter:
Haters how

Do you know how many decades ago he made such statement

Imagine what confusion it has done


As a pastor how you supposed to make such statement, cos a pastor was supposed to have a firm grasp of bible study

Probably the church needed money so bad at that point in time.

Natbrowny:
Somebody watch that video and confirm if its an apology and tell us.

Bloggers can twist words from men of god

He truly apologised but still twist it somehow.

kcprince:
It’s only a matter of time everyone will be in band A. It was just a style of removing electricity subsidy for everyone .

Then, there will be war

funkyqz:
Have not received any alert from funds sent to me since yesterday, but was able to access the app. Balance was still opening balance of yesterday.

No current balance is showing on my zenith app. Only showing old balance.

wirinet:
This is pure scam! This issue needs to be litigated all the way to the supreme court. Why ask people to pay for an item and yet claim the item does not belong to you? Is the money paid then a donation?

This is Nigeria

mustyNEMESIS:
They should please stop removing taxes on these things cos I’ve noticed anytime they announce that they’ve removed taxes on something, that’s when the price actually goes up instead of down… who dey deceive who?

The other time, they said they removed tax on paddy rice. Can someone please remind me the current price of rice or paddy rice compared to before the tax removal policy was announced?

Nigeria need an agency for price control

Queengee:
Masturbations help me to last long in bed, anytime I masturbate before sex I last 2hrs non stop on top kpekus

Two hours non stop on top fu*k. I believe you must be a jobless person.

Odidigboigbo:
I can't just imagine how someone would seat down and start "touching" himself sexually. Is it because of low self esteem or what because they are a lot of women out there that even want to pay a man for the service, if you know how to play the game. I can't count the number of times women paid for the hotel rooms I used in serving them.

I hope they paid you salaries too and even won many awards.

dust144:
OK, please tell Zenith bank to allow me collect my 3k. Pls

Zenith bank wan kill me since last night.

Allah is not helping the Muslim nations since the beginning of this war while God of Israel is doing wonders.

Is it not time the Muslims swallow their shameful pride, respect Israel right and worship Jehovah the father of our lord Jesus Christ but they won't because their hearts is hardened and they will continue to die in large numbers from Lebanon to Iran and all the Arab nations put together.

BigBrother9ja:
Oloriburuku ọdẹ
Go ask your grandfather and those terrorist European Zionist migrants

I understand why you are mad. The God of Israel is dealing with your Muslim brothers/sisters in far away middle east. The question is why is your allah not helping your people ? Continue crying, your tears gives me joy

Nwaikpe:
Their foolish god is the one that gave the torah that your vile mohammed copied the menstrual quran from.

Their foolish god is the one that made them build the city called Jerusalem that your allah will die if he is not worshipped from.

Their foolish god is the one that made them defeat you ALL the time.

Their foolish god is the one America and Europe serves and became a powerful nation you all go to beg for mercy and clemency.

Their foolish god is the one that will permit the end of the country called Iran.

Their foolish god will make all muslims and followers of the demon called allah to cry.

Their Allah is powerless while Jehovah/Jesus Christ is showing the muslim nations wotowoto

BigBrother9ja:
Few days ago when senile terrorist Netanyahú who would do anything to remain in power was yarning rubbish at UN meeting, terrorist sympathisers were clapping for him. He thought that his nonsense wailing can scare Iran


Let ISRA HELL USA respond as usual, I trust that Iran won't fold its harms while they're responding.
USA can escape the terror of Iran on their land FOR NOW, but I'm very sure that their terrorist organisation of those European Zionist migrants won't escape it.

They have two options:
EITHER THEY COWARDLY RUN BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM AS USUAL

or

IRAN WILL SEND THEM BACK TO THEIR FOOLISH god THAT PROMISED THEM A LAND THAT ALREADY HAS OCCUPANTS.

BASTARƊS

Which god promise a land that already has occupants ? You stup*d assh*le.

Franking:
The sensible ones will know Allah is just as useless as Jesus.

You can insult Allah but don't insult Jesus Christ.

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ade4real2016:
Your filthy statement fits your empty thick skull...What has our noble Prophet Muhammed got to do with these good for nothing condemned nitwits parading themselves as muslims...Put your damn brain in d gear...

Your noble prophet indeed