₦airaland Forum

Leemzyy:
My soon to be hubby don warn me

that you should not collect my number?

guobe:
I don't play shots.

just saying

Leemzyy:
Hmmm no cast me

oya bribe me with your number.lol

Leemzyy:
i didnt cause any trouble oo

e sha ma rora...set awon 2.5 inches

Think you are wrong on arsenal and manchester united. Just carry man u to concede at least 15 shots per match

Sapasenator:
It is gonna be tough. Over here babers are educated in the college but in Nigeria, it is like an informal apprenticeship reason why it has been very difficult for our trades people from Naija to migrate. If you are very desperate, you may look for a visit visa and hustle when you land.

Barbers are rich here and the one I know makes more money than the average bank manager. You spend about $16,000 to study as a Berber here.

pardon my asking, but what country are you in exactly? And can you coach me on steps i could take in order to get into any of this european countries. Good morning.

Leemzyy:
Ameen

Aunty leemai, where did we stop yesterday? i've nt even woken up and you have already comman cause trouble here. lol

Funny thing this people no dey kiss for film o. And na dem rape pass for the world. Hypocrites

Leemzyy:
What is rape?what is marriage?or are u a rapist?am not suprised

but marrying out a minor is also without consent na. Lets not be hypocritical. How would you have felt if you grew up to discover that you had been married to a 76 year old man and he had been having intercourse with you right from when you were an 8 year old. Think

Leemzyy:
Women are worth nothing to men now,too bad!!well may God punish all rapist around the world harassing our women

amen and may GOD punish all women that seduce men into adultery

Leemzyy:
Hmm just preventing my husband's property ooo

thats quite nibe of u o maam. We'll continue this convo in the morning

Leemzyy:
What i mean by smtyn that pass virgin is even with things like hug,kiss or those little stuff

are u like 14 or an alhaja/eleha. Why won't u have hugged or kissed before. That's deep. I said it you are rare

Leemzyy:
Ahhh i rebuke it!

ma shey u said your own pass virgin na. What do u have that can be more than a virgin. They are rare now.
Besides 2.5 inches wont reach any where,thats why most married women cheat nowadays because they lie to themselves because they sacrifice their satisfaction and happiness because of submissiveness

Leemzyy:
Of course,abi u want me to go cheat ni?

with 2.5 inch i can assure u my dear YOU WILL CHEAT,cause e no go reach anywhere

Leemzyy:
What do u mean??

lakiriboto-no sexual organ

Leemzyy:
Smtyn more than a virgin sef

Haaaa! This wan strong gan o. Anything mone than a virgin is lakiriboto niyen o

Leemzyy:
Anyone my to be hubby have is my choice

even 2.5 inch abi

Leemzyy:
Hmm i swear am serious ooo,by the way how did you know me by "leemah"?

so u are trying to assure me that you are technically a Fargin. as for your name. i just put two and two together

Switinthemiddle:
i can speak english. Lol

just joking o. I have my ssce and i dropped outta uni btw

Sapasenator:
It depends. What's your educational qualifications.

i can speak english. Lol

BABANGBALI:
she is a regular customer of the "pencil dick" Leemzyy can't do without it

issalie. The way i see leemzy fa.. I'm sure she wont be a very big fan of 'pencil dicks'. I think she'll like something bigger

Leemzyy:
Ahh! me that i have never even seen anyone before sef,plss oh

Haaa! Aunty leemah. U sure say u never see gbola b4. Even for film or real life or even dream gan

Leemzyy:
Lolss abeg oo

correct me if i'm wrong but you were speaking based on familiarity..or it seems you are 'accustomed to seeing a lot of pencil dicks

Leemzyy:
Babangbali own be like pencil,well let me come and hear all the lies from men with needles

why does it sound like you are familiar with his "PENCIL DICK"

Even me too o. Abeg is there anywhere i can migrate to as a barber

Zonefree:


What's the percentage of Nigerian girls that want to work and earn after marriage?

Na condition make few of them dey hustle after marriage.

Nigerian women as girls, have always envisioned the life of "Odogwu's wife". This has always been their dream right from foetus stage. They did not come this life to suffer, that's their mantra.

About 99.8943% of Nairaland girls wish to be in Regina Daniel's position. Fly PJs, flaunt designer bags, wear expensive wigs on a block head, just for answering "Odogwu's wife".

No girl wants to work and suffer in the name of chasing her dream. What nonsense dream?

Women chase their dream for survival while men chase their dream for passion.

When a woman luckily survive poverty by getting married to a wealthy man, her dream becomes inconsequential.

sometimes ehn i wish i could meet you in person. I'd wager dat u are still a virgin wif d way u criticize women mayb u probably dropped frm heaven

Leemzyy:
Thank youuu!!

not like some of your grandmothers here on nairaland

Tallesty1:
How many Nigerians take home 30k monthly after deducting accommodation, transport fare, food, electricity bill, water, and other benefits a live-in maid enjoys from their salary?

it's true tho

Leemzyy:
When people say men are very wicked,i will just smile....cus deep down i know ladies are the most wicked and heartless creations,i weep for my gender

your type are rare. Refreshing to hear the truth

Table we didnt want to shake is already collapsing on its own

pocohantas:
Lol. Maybe she should go learn shoemaking then.

How much do you propose?




Eweyyyy! This one has to be Regina Daniel's nanny o.

prolly 60 -70k depends on job requirements

30k for a live in maid is too small na... In this 21st century.. Even shoe makers make more than that in a month. What if the maid was a family woman.. Will the end result of staying away from your family for a month be 30k