May the best bus...sorry...best team win

Manchester United XI: David De Gea; Chris Smalling, Marcos Rojo, Victor Lindelof; Antonio Valencia, Nemanja Matic, Paul Pogba, Ashley Young; Anthony Martial, Jesse Lingard; Romelu Lukaku.

my pipu, please look at that line up and tell me the odd one there

bettercreature:
We need Martial and Lukaku to play the best game of their life

Martial, no problem. Lukaku? my broda, just no put your mind for this match

it's trolling time!!!

Oya ooo, City fans, Chelsea fans, Liverpool fans, come out ooo!

Ps; to my nairabet and betnaija peeps...

Regular Show
Naruto Shippuden
Teen Titans
Archer

messi right now

How come when I see her name, I see ALOTA chUKWU instead?

My brain needs formatting

Herrera not doing enough in that middle

One more goal to go. I must collect that kiss today

AND THAT IS HOW YOU SCORE A GOAL!!!

This is why Man City will win this league. At 3 mill city have just started and won't rest until they bury you. For Man Utd , just score two and park bus.

Ha. Troydini don enta

And once again, mou has told his players to stop attacking.

That midfield looks lightweight now. Herrera for me just doesn't provide that cover matic does.

Arsenal right now

Aaahh!!! Matic looks injured wahala dey ooo

Is lukaku MAD!!!?

HERSLEY:
Free kiss if we score up to 5 goals

Boys, hope you have heard ? Free kiss for everyone!!! Man Utd score 7 oooo

This martial dey craze o. Ball wey e suppose release on time. Mtcheeew

lukaku if you like score, if you no like just dey dia dey do anyhow. But no forget say zlatan dey bench dey look you

In other new, Vardy and co. are beating spurs

Young? Again?

Mou oya oooo ... pls push young forward and pull out lukaku Biko. I can't shout

Can someone please TEACH lukaku how to PASS THE BALL?!!! WTF!!

Please where is the creativity in this Utd midfield? 12 mins already and Watford look like scoring every time they come forward

AndrewFarms:


who dey call the register make I mark attendance also

So you sef neva mark register? Na wa o. Lala where you put register o?

aieromon:
Reporting for duty ...

you don mark register? Do quick o, before dem start match

13ShadesOfMay:
I need a thumping victory from you boys.

And most importantly, u guys need to get your scoring touches back on.

I know Watford players are very stubborn and good also but we are united fam! We are more than ready!! GGMU!!!

Brov, my best advice to you is to not watch this game. If you must, pls try and eat first. All you have to do is to look at utd's game pattern in the last 3 games to know how this match will go. Only way Utd will win this is if oga mou CHANGES his tactics, and we all know that ain't gonna happen

No put Man Utd for ticket o

Haters will say that wasn't a penalty

What is all this one Arsenal is doing? So that somebody's ticket will tear abi?

No goals yet? Wawu

Utd had the opportunity to finish off this game and move on to something else. That's what top teams do. Play for a draw ? Who on earth does that? The likes of PSG and Man City ...do their players have two heads? Abi for legs? Rubbish.

Sorry o, lemme just ask; let's assume Utd qualify for the knockout stage, which of the teams can they beat?

Is it this Man Utd team you people want to beat Man City ? I sorry for una o. For those of you wey put dem for ticket, accept my sinpaty