₦airaland Forum

Pootle:
if to say you be babe i for come

No homo! Lol

Kini Flavour kosi yi?
Ki re?

Pootle:
calm down na person no fit catch em cruise in peace nii, must it be in pieces

Oya com make i hug you, no vex!

Pootle:
deadly cobra it grows into anaconda

Abi weyrey ni e ni?
Cobra grows into anaconda?

Portable olo oorun! ***Funnnnnnnn, ki lon run?***

Ahusubillahi!

Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZfhUd1rKBI?si=d3RsKqPUoVzg1NBN

Pele o Father, well done on the remarkable achievement!
Not taken a loan but has not done anything tangible in over a year in office
Fu...cking idio....t!

Blackdisciple:
I thought the train track has been barricaded

And even if it was barricaded, you think that will deter animals disguised in human form?

Who no fit mock Tinubu?
Drug dealing and thieving election rigger!

ibinaboonline:
I couldn't believe how hard it would be deciding on the most appropriate section for this post.

The Pet section? f***k, no. Food? For some people, maybe. Agriculture? Who am I kidding? So, I settled for the crime section because this snake is a criminal and got dealt like one.

I've read many snake posts on nairaland and I never bothered with the section.

Anyway, what's the snake breed? Is it venomous?

Lalastical onikuuure, one of your family members down!

ItisWell22:
Life lost because of increasing poverty and hardship. 😢😥

Tinubu Onikuuuure!

Mai Shayi apani yan!

Nah Jalabia that one take go rob?

ericmor:
You have just contradicted yourself. So why she denied if it was just a packet of fuc//king noodles as you mentioned

Sengbo weyrey?!

Ayomide11111:
Should I consider what happened yesterday? Nairaland pls advice.

I came back from the studio yesterday's afternoon and I met my girlfriend in my house, yes she has one of my spare keys, I entered the house and I went straight to the kitchen.

I met her washing plates in the kitchen and I greeted her that she has done well but when I was about to leave the kitchen I observed that the kitchen walls were wet because anytime you cook in my kitchen the tiles on the walls gets wet due to the heat. Then, I asked her "babe what did you cook?" She said nothing that she only boiled water. I believed her and I did not suspect her because of the response but I was kind of thinking the water must have boiled over 100°c for those tiles to get wet.

I left the kitchen and I went to the bedroom when I got to the bedroom I saw some trashes she left undisposed and I was irritated and I decided to go and disposed them but when I got to our refuse bin I saw a fresh egg shells and some fresh noodles' pieces, I was kind of confused that which of my neighbors would have left his/her waste bin and come to used mine. Yet, I never thought too much because I knew it was my girlfriend, maybe she just wants to pull my legs that was why she lied at first, I concluded.

When I got inside I found her inside the bedroom, she's done washing plates, then I put it to her jokingly "babe next time you cook noodles and eggs make sure you dispose the nylons properly because you didn't do it well today." As if I ignited a flame she took it up with me angrily that why should I be saying that, that she never cooked anything since morning and I was accusing her wrongly....bla..bla..bla..bla... And she acted so real and dry like as if truly she didn't cook.

Mind you, that she cooked wasn't my problem, why would I get disturbed that my girlfriend cooked and ate in my house? But every evidences I was seeing were making me to ask her if truly she cooked but she kept denying and not that I got angry at this point.

I told her to forget about everything that not that I'm suspecting her but I just felt all what I have been seeing showed me that you cooked and not that I will kill you if you did. You're my woman why would you lied to me if you do things in my home. We shut the chapter and everyone was fine.

After like 5 minutes I went to the kitchen to cook beans, personally I don't like it when my gas cooker is dirty but my girl is a messy lady she doesn't care and I have been fighting over this on how to sort her out. I decided to clean the gas cooker and immediately as I raised the stand I saw enough fresh noodles at the angle corners of the gas Cylinder. I stood up and gave it a thought. After, I decided to show her so that she would not deny it. I called her to come to the kitchen and when she got to the kitchen I showed her and she could not say anything.

Then I asked her "as little as cooking noodles and you lied. Why did you lie on this very little matter? Why babe? " Not that that I will quarrel with you why you cooked and eat. Why? When I was coming from the studio I have already bought things that we are going to eat. Why such a big denial and lie on a little matter? Why?

Pls Nairaland I suggested this is one of the RED FLAGS. Isn't it? Pls advice.

So much waffling and kerfuffle over a packet of fuc//king noodles…. Get lost dude!

Religion will be the death of Africa!

Boulex:
If anyone here knows EasiMoney, PalmPay and Okash, pls tell them to avoid me completely before I do something crazy.
These people call me everyday. I don't owe them. I have never collected any loan online. The stories I hear about them is so scary that I can't ever try getting a loan from these online loan platforms. Two years back, my neighbor committed suicide when he was shamed online by these loan sharks. These guys can call you for more than 10x in a day, they never get tired. They are always telling me to log in to their app and get a loan. Did I apply for any loan?
I had a guest some days back, she was using my phone to play games and suddenly, they kept calling, you know how TrueCaller reveals their identity, my guest thought I was owing them, reason they kept calling. I had to explain that I wasn't owing. It's really embarrassing. The calls and messages are unwarranted and unsolicited.

If u block them, they come up with another line to call u again.

You sure say your mama or papa no borrow money from them?

Sordid indeed.
Much ado about nothing significant in my opinion!

KingPure:
May you receive the just reward for your comment against someone who barely know of your existence, experiences, and poor state of mind, nor responsible for them.

Onikuuuure, iwo ati Enoch Adeboye!
Religious zombie!

It is election season.

gracealonev:
Y

Oya weyrey ni? What is the meaning of your daft post?

Why im no go die instantly?
Smh.

Spot on OBJ.
People like Enoch Adeboye of Redeem Christian Church of God are duplicitous characters and a fraudulent religious leader.
Claiming Nigeria's problem is spiritual is gross deception. The same foolish man led protests against Jonathan, is it that he didnt know that time that Nigeria's problems were spiritual and not political?
Useless old man!

Reno Omokri needs to get off Obi's jock strap.
A fu...cking nuisance!

Believe Tulumbu at your own peril.

Okepbolo ma je egba ehn!

There are not brand-new cars.
06 plate, 2006 Peugeot? Lol!

Tiktokers!
Content creators.

Make we break, make everybody dey go them way!

Bunch of content creators.

Person wey tomorrow no sure for dey plan for 2027.
Allah Akbar!