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PoliticsRe: No Place Like Home, Tinubu Tells Nigerians Abroad by TableLeg(m): 7:13am On Jul 26, 2024
Get lost, Emilokan Basta....rd!
RomanceRe: Is There Karma When I Chop And Clean Mouth by TableLeg(m): 11:54pm On Jul 18, 2024
Sterlingdgreat:
This girl has been giving me green light for almost a year now. I am not currently ready to venture into a relationship. This girl keeps on pushing even though I have told her I'm not ready for any form of relationship right now. I want to focus and develop myself first


I like this girl but I don't love her. She is nice, decent and in her early 20's. She has never had had any form of romantic affair with any guy. She's is this kind of churchy girl.

With me, this girl has broken her boundaries. She had promised herself never to sleep in a guys house which she had always maintained until of recent when she visited me and I cajoled her to stay which she succumbed to. At the long run, I caress her and we had a deep kiss, her first kiss

She promised herself until after her wedding b4 she will have sex which she always emphasize on. The way things are going, I can scope her and chop her fresh coochie only on the basis of love which I know it's a lie. On the other hand, I don't want to hurt her cos she's a nice girl. I have never spent on her, otherwise is the case. She brings food for me sometimes 😁

Guess what, this girl come dey ask me one mumu question

''what are we. Do you really love me ''

I just gave her the answer that will put a smile on her face
There is nothing like karma, don’t be an idio..t
Saying that, don’t go and chop her for the fun of it if she wants more and you can’t give more.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Yesterday Was My Birthday! by TableLeg(m): 11:52pm On Jul 18, 2024
RealityKings:
You no even fear
Nah God him be?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Yesterday Was My Birthday! by TableLeg(m): 4:55pm On Jul 18, 2024
Seun:
Hello Nairalanders,

Yesterday the 17th was my birthday.

As for my new age, let me just say that I'm slightly older than Don Jazzy.

Please send me your kind words and good wishes!

Cheers!
Ogbeni getout!
CareerRe: Police Is The Best Job In The World — IGP Egbetokun by TableLeg(m): 1:44pm On Jul 18, 2024
Egbetokun Omo Ole.
EducationRe: Minister Bows To Pressure, Accepts 16 Years As Admission Age For 2024 by TableLeg(m):
Useless Government.
Announce / ban then reverse
Typical Emilo-CORN kind of way
APC and EMILO-CORN Onikuuuure!
EducationRe: Parents Show Their Dancing Skills After Principal Said 'no Fees' For Best Dancer by TableLeg(m): 1:26pm On Jul 18, 2024
Sapa na your mate? grin
PoliticsRe: Eghe Ogbemudia, Egor LG Chairman Impeached Over ₦1.7bn Budget Padding by TableLeg(m): 1:25pm On Jul 18, 2024
Ole everywhere!
PoliticsRe: Top 10 African Countries With Highest Number Of Hungry People - Business Insider by TableLeg(m): 12:53pm On Jul 18, 2024
Tinubu, Iku De!
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 13 128GB In Pristine Condition by TableLeg(m): 12:36pm On Jul 18, 2024
ultravires:
Slightly negotiable
Not interested, thanks!
PoliticsRe: Throwback: When The 5 Parties Endorsed General Sani Abacha by TableLeg(m): 11:28am On Jul 18, 2024
Abacha baba, igo loju omo odaran! grin
LiteratureRe: Lagos Government Hosts Wole Soyinka's 90th Birthday Event (Pictures, Video) by TableLeg(m): 2:52pm On Jul 17, 2024
Segzy19:
You are finished indeed grin
Segzy if them born your papa well, quote me and change my words
I will make sure i decapitate you tonight!
Brainless pleb.
Try me if your papa get liver! cheesy
Segzy Olofo ikeji ewure!
PoliticsRe: ATTENTION! This Is A Northern Fulani Protest, Other Tribes Stay Out by TableLeg(m): 2:51pm On Jul 17, 2024
pongwa:
i don't understand your jargons, please who are you?
Go and ask your father!
LiteratureRe: Lagos Government Hosts Wole Soyinka's 90th Birthday Event (Pictures, Video) by TableLeg(m): 2:40pm On Jul 17, 2024
Segzy19:
Wow! I'm not surprised, though
Segzy, you are finished on this forum!
Anywhere i come across your tweet, i will bully you, your father and mother into oblivion!
Wafeeeku, omo ale jala jala
Fu..cking vacuous troglodyte! grin
LiteratureRe: Lagos Government Hosts Wole Soyinka's 90th Birthday Event (Pictures, Video) by TableLeg(m): 2:34pm On Jul 17, 2024
Segzy19:
Big Amen
IF them born you papa well quote me again Segzy!
I will chase you out of this forum with your head inside your anus
Bastard! cheesy
PoliticsRe: ATTENTION! This Is A Northern Fulani Protest, Other Tribes Stay Out by TableLeg(m): 2:22pm On Jul 17, 2024
pongwa:
From all indication, the recent planned nationwide protest that is all over social media has been nothing but an attempt by opposition to destabilize the present government.
However, a particular section of the country appears to be spear heading the movement as evidenced from the official correspondence with the Nigeria Police. This is so unfortunate coming at this time when everyone should put their hands down to salvage what is left of the country that has been misled for years by top politicians from the same region. In this vein, I call on all other tribes to steer clear from those planned protest and go about their business with ease.
This message is out here to inform the general public and stubborn ones to not join in the interest of common sense
Koshi Lor, Olofo oshi!
PoliticsRe: Senate Sacks Ali Ndume As Chief Whip over Anti-Tinubu Comments by TableLeg(m): 2:02pm On Jul 17, 2024
Useless country.
Imagine sanctioning Ndume for saying the truth?
Where is Nigeria going with suppression and intimidation?
APC is curse and we must destroy every fibre of what represents that demonic political party!
PoliticsRe: Northern Group Writes I.G Of Police, DSS On The Planned Protest. by TableLeg(m): 12:23pm On Jul 17, 2024
Unscrupulous and paperweight northern miscreants who have been promised peanuts.
Nigeria is doomed!
PoliticsRe: Christopher Musa Vows To End Oil Theft Within 3 Months by TableLeg(m): 11:35am On Jul 17, 2024
Foool!
Nah only mouth dem get.
Something wey una never end since time immemorial, nah him una go end in three months?
Bastards!
FamilyRe: Man Shares What Happened When He Took His Parents Clubbing (Pics/Video) by TableLeg(m): 6:28am On Jul 17, 2024
SMH
PoliticsRe: Economic Hardship: Street Begging Increasing In Kaduna, Katsina And Kano by TableLeg(m): 2:47pm On Jul 16, 2024
Una never see anything.
Emi-LOKAN Bastar...ds!
FamilyRe: 80% Of Divorced Women Are Now Side-Chicks To Married Men - Lady Says (Video) by TableLeg(m): 2:42pm On Jul 16, 2024
officialwdhtvv:
80% of divorced women are now side-chicks to married men - Lady says

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNrOJ372PVs
Not far from the truth.
Christianity EtcRe: Rev. Ogbonnaya Bartholomew Ekene Ordained A Priest by TableLeg(m): 1:32pm On Jul 16, 2024
nairalanda1:
He probably entered a minor seminary(basically a secondary school), then entered a major seminary, then probably went for postgrad studies before taking orders.

He also probably took time off to get a secular degree.

Averagely, to train a catholic priest...from the internet...is 8-13 years. If he joined up after graduating secondary school, he is going to spend longer. If he got a degree from uni and then decided to take orders, it's 5-6 years.


More information here
Nawa!
Jesus go seminary?
Christianity EtcRe: Rev. Ogbonnaya Bartholomew Ekene Ordained A Priest by TableLeg(m): 1:22pm On Jul 16, 2024
17 years in the seminary? Even Jesus no do reach that one!
Mtchewww.
PoliticsRe: ₦‎1.5 Million Fuel For Six Cars To Anambra No Big Deal — Uju Kennedy-Ohanenye by TableLeg(m): 12:37pm On Jul 16, 2024
I watched the senate session and I have monitored this woman closely, she needs to be fired immediately for her arrogance, disregard for due process, unnecessary flamboyance and appetite for corruption

But I trust the Emi-CORN drug lord, he will not do the needful.

A fraudulent and incompetent administration, Nigeria is finished!
PoliticsRe: Sam Omatseye VS Bashir El-Rufai by TableLeg(m): 12:29pm On Jul 16, 2024
Anything wey Sam Omatseye eyes see for social media, make he manage am like that.
Useless old men will always end up in the mud or getting disgraced by uncouth, uncultured and useless kids like the El-Rufais!
TravelRe: UAE Slams ₦640,000 Non-Refundable Fee On Nigerians For Visa by TableLeg(m): 12:23pm On Jul 16, 2024
I am pretty sure Nigeria this charge has been inserted by the useless Nigerian Government to try and milk its citizen more!
Bastard EMILO-CORN people will tax its citizens into oblivion!
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Crypto Billionaire Blord Over Fraud, Terrorism Links by TableLeg(m): 12:14pm On Jul 16, 2024
[quote author= post=130985113]B-LORD Is A Good Man, Honestly Speaking......[/quote]Good men do evil.
Park well, weyrey!

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