₦airaland Forum

Skydweller:
If NYSC no release our CUL before 7am tomorrow. I will personally recommend Daudae1 to Lai Muhammed. He will make a very good PA

shey i talk am una think say i dey beef d guy, he's trying too hard to be right bringing false info in here

That olosho must be a free giver, look at the way she even bent to reach for the middle axis

uchelvlink:
Pegs cut-off at 180

The Federal Government Thursday scrapped the conduct of post Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME) for candidates seeking admission into higher institution.
The government explained that all tertiary institutions were at liberty to conduct screening for candidates seeking admission into any school. Minister of Education, Mallam Adamu Adamu, said this on Thursday in Abuja after declaring open the 2016 Combined Policy Meeting on Admissions to Universities, Polytechnics and other higher institutions in Nigeria. Adamu, expressed confidence in the examination conducted by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB), adding that there was no need for other examination to be conducted by universities after JAMB. He said: “As far as I am concerned the nation has confidence in what JAMB is doing. The universities should not be holding another examination and if the universities have any complain against JAMB let them bring it and then we address it. “If JAMB is qualified enough to conduct tests and they have conducted test then there will be no need to conduct another test for students to gain admission.” The Minister also asked the JAMB to stop extra charges on several categories of changes on admissions such as the change of course, change of school and others. Meanwhile, the JAMB has pegged the cut – off mark for admission for 2016 at 180. The 180 benchmark, applies to all universities and higher institutions in the country, including polytechnics, colleges of education, and others. JAMB’s Registrar and Chief Executive Officer, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, after a long debate with delegates from various institutions, told journalists that no institution would go below the 180 cut-off set by the board. He said: “180 is given, no institution will go below 180 this year, And some universities can go above it, I know University of Ife will not go below 200 and University of Lagos will not go below 200 and also UI. All these ones stand but 180 as bench mark for others. “This year we have more than enough candidates, we have over 1.5 million candidates so we will get enough candidates to take in all the schools if they are serious. Re-distribution is already ongoing, because it is embedded in the registration procedure.”

Is this the news on radio continental? i was expecting something NYSC related

Fraiser:
babe u sure sey make we still dey believe dat man? Hmmmm me I don stop to dey belive am o...

bros i dey tell u, dis DG na new comer for NYSC mata. him just dey sweet talk pple upandan so that the blame no go dey on top him head if nor dem for don sack am tey tey

From a kinda relationship with expiry date (FWB) you shouldn't even feel the slightest tingle of guilt.

okay let me make it in the most simple term possible, ordinary sex usually does not involve stimulant, not kisses, no smooching, no hand stuffs, no Mouth Gig, just sex sex n sex. also it usually involves pure doggy style to avoid any form of eye contact or emotion in anyway possible.

giftiebrown:
oga boss! i dnt rememba him saying dat....notwithstanding, tnx fr d advice

oh he did alright, check his posts u'll undastand what am saying

Maufey:
I recommend we organize a massive protest. This babaric act of this useless administration overseeing a worthless scheme like this should be violently restricted

you'll just be here mumbling trash....protest this, protest that.... when the time comes for protest we'll not see names like dis.

Carry a placard and start one on your street today nobody hold ur hand

daudae1:
Breaking News!! Camping This weekend is inevitable! CUL will be ready In FEW hours Time..

This guy can LIE sha, i dont know why u guys keep believing him

No be this same guy talk say 2pm on 21st last month we wait taya but still no show

To get the real news just go to nysc site jeje for all this rumour mongers will make u hate everything and even yourself

Rx350:
The frustration meted out to NYSC Corps members of the Stream 2 batch reached a Crescendo today.
Igiebor Daniel a 29 year old graduate of Mechanical engineering was alleged to have set himself on fire, early Thursday morning. Reports making the rounds in Edo state claim that the young graduate was Said to have become frustrated with the lackadaisical and insincere treatment of Corps members by the present NYSC leadership. Daniel was said to have doused himself in petrol before lighting a match and becoming engulfed in flames. He was immediately rushed by family members and the flame put out, before he was taken to the Hospital.
This is just a demonstration of the pains Corps members are going through as the NYSC management have decided to play an unholy game of hide and seek.
Daniel should be in our prayers as he battles for his life. Amen.


#COPIED

Please someone should confirm... Saw this on a group on whatsapp

The guy na big mumu, frustration kon nysc ni, shey na only am waka come.
mayb there will b a different nysc in hell after he burns himself mtcheeew

slimthugchimee:
most active-not really fun-yes friendly-hell no

Lol, i'll keep that in mind

Hello romancelanders, so they say this is the most active, fun and friendly part of nairaland. oh am tattedmonk by the way, 5ft 1, fairly dark skinned, fat, pot bellied and extremely fugly.

That's just about me, not seeking recognition in anyway but a welcome would do just fine. Glad to be on board of this ship

Nice to meet you too.

Your DG is no different from an intern, i mean how long has he been on the job? keep calling him and banking on his words, he'll tell you everything you want to hear.

The new guy is not ready yet shikena

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GCFR Indeed

wait, What?!