₦airaland Forum

texazzpete:
Epic fail, my friend!

IMO its the best
Don't tell me you're of em' halo fans

Arsenal to win the treble this season!!!

Ben20001:
Try thinking of it overnight.

she's already done that, overnight was last night

@Poster

Your boyfriend is cheating - Its up to you to decide if you should leave him or not cus you know him best
He removed ur number from his phone because he's trying to be careful around the next girl(s)
Also, the way he's behaving shows he does not want you around - which is not a good sign

BTW:The girl you saw might not b the main girl he's cheatin on you with

toluwalomo:
I work with someone who lived for 12 years in the STATES.
No a-c-c-e-n-t!
She is as fake as Pamela Anderson's boobs!

maybe she speaks different when she's at work
I gotta ere dis her accent . . . is there a way i can listen or watch her online?

ericalesh:
HI,TBOY, U GUIES ARE GREAT DUDE.
SHARING ALL YOU HAVE WITH SHARE GOOD WILL.
KEEP IT UP.
PLS I CANNOT DOWNLOAD THE SERIES OF THE FIRST 4 FILES U UPLOADED COZ THE LIMIT REQUIRED FOR THAT TYPE OF DOWNLOAD IS REACHED(10)CAN YOU DELETE AND REUPLOAD AGAIN PLS.
thanks

mykind:
@tboy,

I will take Prince2 Practitioner next month. I tried your exam sample link but not work. Is that possible to email me the file? It will be great great help!!

My email address is stellamykind@hotmail.com

THANKS SO MUCH! Really appreciate your kindness!

Stella

Pls check ur inbox

spikedcylinder:
She on tv, not radio.

ohh . . . didnt know

Jazz Freak:


A case of fantasy runs away with reasoning.
You wish to straf two chics at a go ! Nothing is beyond the human mind.
Which woman go gree that one sef ?

You would be surprised . . . alot

[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=221152.msg3361172#msg3361172 date=1232374871]I've been here for roughly 6 months now and most of the females I come across here always seem to be diagnosed with AQS (African Queen Syndrome, I blame that idiot 2face for blowing up their heads with that stupid song), like every man has to grovel to their feet. Even the ones that look like Donkey Kong feel the need to talk rubbish.

How many times amI sitting down or waving a taxi and some monkey looking she-male-animal walks up to me like ''why are you always looking at me?''. One caught a backslap on Friday cos she was all in my face for literally nothing.

What is it with you lot, or maybe a clash of cultures, but a man doesnt beg or take rubbish either, unless its in Nigeria of course lol.

I thought Naija London girls were bad.[/quote]Are you in Nigeria?

spikedcylinder:
Oh she does.

Maybe she does at work - Honestly, I'm yet to ere her speak on the radio
When we met, her accent was ok and she wasn't trying to force herself to speak an american accent
Her accent might be different on the radio, im currently searching for links where i can ere her

She is funny, gets along with everyone,good cook(first time i ate her meal i knew she was not going anywhere), she oozes sex appeal without her even trying, her cute face,lovely smile and stunning body, she is intelligent, hardworking and ambitious

Call of Duty: World at War
This is the best FPS game ever

debosky:
well she went to University in the US for four years, maybe thats the reason behind her accent. Went to school with her, think she's pretty down to earth. Some people pick up accents quicker than others I guess.

I was just bout to write dis also, i also went to the same school and was in the same class with her. To be honest i think she's one of the nicest and most down to earth female i've met, she got on with everyone.
About the accent - I saw her last yr in naija and with the way she spoke i think her accent was ok.
She does not force herself to speak in an american accent so i guess its not that bad.

PHARMSON:
we are not talking about who u know here man. i don't no when u guys will start minding ur own business. i din't ask u to give me advice on what to do ok. so get the held out of my way and keep ur sucking mouth quite.

LOL . . . with dis ur attitude, u go wait tire!!!

ericalesh:
HI,TBOY, U GUIES ARE GREAT DUDE.
SHARING ALL YOU HAVE WITH SHARE GOOD WILL.
KEEP IT UP.
PLS I CANNOT DOWNLOAD THE SERIES OF THE FIRST 4 FILES U UPLOADED COZ THE LIMIT REQUIRED FOR THAT TYPE OF DOWNLOAD IS REACHED(10)CAN YOU DELETE AND REUPLOAD AGAIN PLS.
thanks

no probs, i'll repost the new links once i've done it dis afternoon

I'ld go for The Game - although i prefer 50 as a person i can't deny fiddy fell off after his second album.
Game is still spittin' some real shit - Go hear MONEY on his new album

Heck i even prefer lloyd banks to 50 cent now

There are ppl that scored less than 200 and already got admission - You are in nigeria and you should know its not about wat u can do but who u know, go and speak to ppl in the university before u apply into any university. My friends did this and they've all graduated
Goodluck!!!

sylvao2000:
Hey bro l never said so ok, she look jst like other ladies

Nah from what you wrote, she's looked like a HOE!!!

sylvao2000:
I met a lady last month her look prove she got all l need and ready to give out, and l spoke to her about what l need she said no way and i said ok l left, last week l met her same place she called me l was shock, well l said hi and she said sorry about last time if l was rude l said no rude you were jst being urself and nice. then we spoke over a bottle of coca-cola.

She's definitely a HOE!!!

sylvao2000:
Why say No when you are ready to give what i need, I met a lady last month[b] her look prove she got all l need and ready to give out, [/b] and l spoke to her about what l need she said no way and i said ok l left, last week l met her same place she called me l was shock, well l said hi and she said sorry about last time if l was rude l said no rude you were jst being urself and nice. then we spoke over a bottle of coca-cola. Brothers that say day history was made. guess were right in the car jst by her house,
This same thing apply to all ladies,

Are you saying she was looking like a ho? And u're surprised u hit dat?

earTHMama:
Nigerian roads are death traps.

The drivers are just as bad!!!
I went to my cousin's wedding in osun state and we drove from lagos to osun. We witnessed 2 different LIVE accidents where the drivers were careless and another which could had been the worst. A trailer was triple overloaded and while driving at full speed the right rear tire came off and the lorry had to skid off the road-we were directly (on the left) behind this asshole. If it was the left tire that came off that would be another story

@ Topic
Glad he's alive - He's a very good actor
Loved watching his movies especially blood money 1&2 - watched that movie like 20 times

experts:
love is just interest

na wa ooo, OP asked you to write 'one word'

@ Poster
Expensive

follypimpi:
U noticed no girl responded on this thread,if it;s about a dude now they would hve attacked us.

LOL . . . Just noticed
This thread would be on page 20 if it was the other way around

Lol . . .   
First thing - I'm happy you finally REACHED THE PROMISE LAND  cus you'ld had been hella pissed if u didnt get none after all those years.
Second thing - The dude you caught her with is the one u know about, ladies are smarter when it comes to cheating so personally i would advice you to let her be.

Alaye2008:
1. what prompted her to have another boyfriend
2. why did she go back to that guy,
3. why is it that she doesn;t want to lose me, ?

1. The main reason a lady would cheat on a dude is if she is not getting everything from her present boyfriend e.g good sex, financial help, quality time spent together etc
2. You were still lacking something from my 1st answer
3. She is getting something from you, if you have nothing to offer her - she wont want to be with you

Got a few from Big L:

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If you battle L you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread, you can't kill me I was born dead
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yo i got sluggs for snitches no love for bitches
puttin thugs in ditches when my trigger finger itches
i got a rep that make police sweat known to get a priest wet
i never beg for pussy like Kieth Sweat
is Big L. slow, hell no
bitches get bleeped on a roof when i aint got no hotel dough
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when it come to nookie I'm not a rookie
i got girls that make that chick toni braxton look like whoopi
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Niggas be getting mad cause I hit more chicks than they spoke to

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Personally lloyd banks is my favorite PLK(Punch line king)

Here is a few:

: Don't talk shit to the star bro,
I'll have more niggaz leaning over your whip than a car show

: you a hater?join the club, shit the line around the block

: Over twenty hoes that do what I say so,
Fight ova me like them bitches on the Flava Flav show

: Even my father knows where the revolver goes
I bring the beef to ya front door like Dominos
And my diamonds froze that means my time froze
Be in the club from when it’s poppin’ ‘til the time it close

:If that's your man warn him 'Cause there's enough bullets in here to hit every NBA patch on him

:So I'm blowin on that wet doe, same color as Gecko
We follow hood codes and everybody in the set know
We gas 'em, Bleep 'em and pass 'em, what you expect ho?

:Keep your circle official, watch them niggaz thats with you (why)
Outsiders'll get you, hot shit in your tissue (sue)
All i need is my figures, i aint stressin' no hoes (uh)
Ridin' round with my niggaz, hand crushin' that 'Dro
Fiddy made me a star, now they know who we are
Album top of the charts, your condo is my car (Ha)
Income is my chain. stash box is my watch (huh)
You fairly new in the game, i ain't passin' the rock (na uh)
All i been sensin' is hate, ever since i been straight
because they stuck in the hood, hand crumbs in their plate (Ha)
And i'm strappin' the nine, in case they want to combine
Gather up on a nigga, i ain't rappin' in line
Keep your eye on your money, stop eyeballin' mine
Drop sumthin' every year, flop all of the time
Stop makin' your records, i ain't answerin' shit
Why don't you get off my privates,  Bitch!

:Even though I got the yacht in the million dollar boat
Superman armor on the '69 drop
0ut of every 70 rappers 69 flop
I blowed a buck in the corner, just to get the feel
My head light smooth when I move the steering wheel
I ain't running from nothing, it's top dollar to chill
I pop bottles for real, with pop artists that kill
I move 2 mill, my backyard is a field
I ain't tough for the tube, I'll smack yall for real
Go 'head hate on me now, you'll miss a nigga later
I'm hood like bulletholes and pissy elevators
I went from playing the same block to Bangkok
So I can get money between raindrops
And my piece so heavy I pop a chain a week
And get so much pussy I can't sleep

:I conversate with killers it's usually about life
politic with lawness it's usually about white
I'm the poster child of violence
I'm the boy on the poster
when the shots start to rang out, I'm the boy with the toaster

:Diamond after diamond, and I climbed up out the bottom
So holla if it's a problem, I got 'em just like you got 'em
I'm stylin; they grillin cause my whip can buy a skyscraper
Roll down the windows stick my hand out, "Hi hater!"

:You see a lot of bling on stage, it's probably mine
I got 4 rings on me like an Audi-sign

:I'm layed back comfortably
None these niggas could mess with me
Actually some these niggas my sons I got custody
Misery loves company
But all my money come to me
Keep that on the humbaly
You don't believe come and see
Niggas ain't fucking with him they Bleep with me
Semi auto holo flow who the Bleep stopping me
I start the car without the key
I got the key without my L
The only L I got, got kush in it don't even smell

got a couple more to post later
N.B
Big L got some sick lines as well

[quote author=bronx_dog link=topic=216491.msg3318470#msg3318470 date=1231448944]the only way to bring the spark back is to introduce variety into your sex life - try get someone by the side, while he also gets someone by the side - if you arent used to anal sex, try letting him fok your butt hole, if you are not used to MouthAction, let him suck the wee bit out of your pussie - and also , suck the skin out of his moda foking dik - if he like missionary style - make sure you fok him heads down, pussie up, while he pokes his dik inside - if you don't like sucking his balls - baby, u getto learn and learn quick, all these will bring variety back into your love life, and before yah both know it, yah both gon be riding on a moda foking roller coaster to ding dong paradise - u feel me?[/quote]LMAO

truphie:
bronx dog,i have done all those things u mentioned oh.i have sexy outfits,iv given oil masseges,i suck his privates often incl his balls so i mean I'm making efforts,infact he is used to blowjobs n regular sexy outfits,if i tell him hey,got a surprise for u,he knows its an outfit.perhaps i should deprive him of all these n maybe he would miss it.

Yep, too much off everything is not good

Missy B:
Tumfulu . . There's hardly any advice from you that doesn't concern sex.

sup missyb?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=211963.msg3318241#msg3318241 date=1231441666]I disagree with u, tboy1.
FIFA09 is better with the gameplay, 360 degree control of your players and the graphics is sick.
Playing FIFA09 is like watching a Premiership game on SKYSPORTS.
Who else can u compare to Andy Gray and Martin Tyler??[/quote]Nah bro!!!
Fifa's 09 commentary is way better than pes09- i agree with u there, but pes gameplay is better than fifa09.
Ive played fifa this yr than i ever did because i was pissed off when i just got pes09- was not impressed at all and i felt raped by konami. Because of this i went to buy fifa09 and forced myself to enjoy the game but gave up after playing the game for 2 weeks. I'm back playing pes09 which is not so bad after spending some more time with it. You need to spend more time playing pes09 to really know which has better gameplay

[quote author=B.O.S.S. link=topic=216345.msg3317899#msg3317899 date=1231434333]I doubt he was actually insulting you but rather pointing out the obvious error, come on tboy1 you've got to have a thick skn.
By the way, I went through the post and I'm not sure if this really has much to do with the Nairaland topics/posters so I doubt you'll get much response either way. The post is not really a debate which Nigerians would feel it's worth of their time to jump on, _{just my thoughts, no offence meant.}[/quote]None taking bro

felifeli:
@tboy1
What is the point of arguing ? after more than 1000posts you should have known by now that there are some Nigerians who will defend (or deride) any posts about bad news coming from any country as long as that country is not Nigeria . Do you think your posts would have got so meagre comments if this had been about Nigeria ? Not a chance ; you will have had a hundred posters supporting that Nigeria is a hopeless country as the video has clearly shown.

To be honest i really dont care bout the responses from ppl towards this thread, i saw the news the other day and thought i'll post it ere for ppl to read and watch the video

texazzpete:
Nope. The most annoying thing is you apparently do not know the difference between 'Unarmed' and 'unharmed'.
And that's just lame.
It does make the title wildly humorous though.

That was a typo!!!
Now i know the reason why there is hardly a thread on nairaland without insults.
Tell me, what would it cost you to point out the typo without any insults?

Watch the video here:
http://cbs5.com/video/?id=44043@kpix.dayport.com 

Oscar Grant, 22, was killed January 1 in a shooting at a subway station in California's Bay Area.

Bay Area Rapid Transit spokesman Linton Johnson told CNN affiliate KTVU-TV in Oakland, California, that the officer is presumed innocent and described him as devastated.

Attorney John Burris called the shooting "unconscionable" and said he filed a $25 million claim with BART on Tuesday, alleging wrongful death and violation of civil rights by use of excessive force. BART has 45 days to respond, Burris said.

"It's a clear shooting in the back that should not have taken place," Burris said, characterizing the incident as a case of "overagressiveness by police."

KTVU obtained at least two videos of the incident and its prelude. One video, which KTVU reported came from a train passenger who wished not to be identified, shows three young men against a wall in the crowded Fruitvale station.

Burris said Tuesday that the young men had been celebrating the new year at a popular waterfront tourist spot, The Embarcadero. They were heading home when police pulled them from the train car.

Some of the young men were handcuffed, but not 22-year-old Oscar Grant. The video from the anonymous passenger shows Grant seated on the floor with his back against the wall.

Grant holds up his hands, appearing to plead with police. Burris said Tuesday that Grant was asking police not to use a Taser.

"He said to them, 'Don't Tase me; I have a 4-year-old daughter,' " Burris said.

The interaction on the video is not audible.
Seconds later, police put Grant face-down on the ground. Grant appears to struggle.

One of the officers kneels on Grant as another officer stands up, tugs at his gun, unholsters it and fires a shot into Grant's back.

Burris said the bullet went through Grant's back and then ricocheted off the floor and through his lungs.

Grant, who has a 4-year-old daughter, died seven hours later, KTVU reported.

"I couldn't believe it. We was already following directions and everything, and they shot him," Fernando Anicete, one of the young men with Grant, told KTVU.

Burris has spoken to witnesses who claim that Grant was trying to resolve the situation.

"He had been telling people to calm down. 'Be cool. Just do what they tell you to do,' " the attorney said.

Johnson (The Bay Area Rapid Transit spokesman ) said the video provided to KTVU is inconclusive.

There are two surveillance cameras at the Fruitvale station, but a BART official told CNN that no video is being released at this time.

The community is outraged, according to local media. CNN affiliate KRON-TV in San Francisco reported that about 20 people rallied Monday outside BART's district headquarters in Oakland.

"A 22-year-old unarmed father was executed and assassinated, and BART expects us to swallow that the shooting may have been an accident," protest organizer Evan Shamar of Oakland shouted through a bullhorn, according to KRON.

BART says an investigation is ongoing and hasn't reached any conclusions.

The San Francisco Chronicle published an editorial Tuesday demanding answers as well.

"The BART police say that they are taking the investigation very seriously, but they had better find a way to reach out to the public effectively about what is going on and why. Otherwise, public outrage over this case is going to grow exponentially with every passing day," the newspaper said.

BART Police Chief Gary Gee released a statement this week expressing condolences for Grant's family and saying the authority is cooperating with the Alameda County district attorney's office, which is also investigating.

Gee added that BART will complete an "unbiased and thorough investigation" and asked the public to be patient.

"As frustrating as it is, I want to stress that we cannot and will not jeopardize this case by discussing details before the investigation is complete," Gee said.

Gee provided minor details of what preceded the shooting: BART police received a report that two groups of passengers were involved in an altercation as their train left the West Oakland Station about 2 a.m.

"BART police officers responded to the platform at Fruitvale and detained several persons," Gee said in his statement.

BART has not identified the officer, saying only that he has been on the force two years. He has undergone drug and alcohol testing and is on administrative (Paid)leave both of which are standard procedure, according to BART.

The officer has yet to make a public statement.


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The most annoying part of this story is that the officer in question has resigned and would probably not be prosecuted