₦airaland Forum

bros easy oooo

watsup with cute ass?

a girl?
thats normal

ever had a seven minutes relationship?

nah was 18 march

how hold r u kellorah?

eeyah, sorry
dont worry u'll be as fat as a pig

just keep praying and fasting

sure


ever slept in d subway two days in a row

never done it though

thank GOD am not your age

but am kinda skinny i try eating alot though

nah

ever drank 4 bottles of scotch within 30mns

goods talks you are sensibles

donts worries i will makes u the deputi Sherrif

too bad
am trying to get as much food as i can am growing too lean these days

oya followed me to scotland yard

theft!

yes>>flight from Nigeria to Usa had to make an Imagency Exit(use the toilet)

ever stared in an academy award winning movie?

U taught am a fooled abi?

so if i chased u u go stoled the pammy abi?

u are not wisen at all

nah but i kicked one hard in the ass(SUG) president

fought in a major war? e.g WWII

yes hope you believe me

ever died of starvation?

Polisi pulls out his handcuff and cuffs himself to his bucket of pammys

*hisses* where does u think u are runs to?

@kellorah
U are whereby sentenced to arrests for accuseding a Polisi officer of Kill

anything you says shall be used against you in the Courts Of Pammy Lawd rug Court Law

@Dr Dre
what does u meant?
A furthers informating carry on Dr.Dre was find an Assailaint and Acessori to Robbery/Murder of the Stoled Pammys

Can i had another bucket of pammy please?

no

ever killed ur granpa/grand ma?

ofcourse i dint

@kellorah  what does u meant by "crap me up"

as futher investigature have proseed intos the case we dearfore notified that kellorah is the origination persons thats stoles the missing pammys

Never! Never! Impossible

u?

i am polisi officer my job is to protection rice and property

i hearing calamities here thats y i comed here

does u taught u can used pammy bribed me?

anyways brought the pammy like that sha

Ladies and Gentlements Am surry to announcing that the stealure of pammy by Muki was by accidantal recharge deadfore Muki has been founds innocent as accuse

sure thing >>stolen my dad car keys several times


ever commited succide?

oh good point was eating and typing will modify it now

@Muki
see u don puts urself for wahalas now when i dey beg u 4 common N20 u dey abuzed me abi?

but if u give me N100 i fit talk say na Accidental Dischargii

abeg thank you brother no mind dem bizzy body

sure back in high school wanted to see who get his pant really wet


ever stabbed sum1?

does i hear any case of theif here?

hands her ofa to the polisi now

yeah>>>mcdonalds
was holding a proper african Matchet anc screaming give me two beef buggers or

ever swallowed a fork?

i might not be serious

but am sure iykegomezi  is damn serious

bros she don dey trip for you oooooooo

see i no send u here make u come yab me oooooooooo

if u wan contribute abeg contribute else Fashiiiiiiiiiiii!

u wants too knows abi

i wan seperize

bros i dey feel u jooo

see if you wan process admission(cuteass) i fit help you apply ooo

i just dey dig your flows

keep it cool bro