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cvibe:
@ Poster

What do you mean by Godly people?
Did Satan create the other ones?

Godly poeple have God in them well as for the other poeple, you guess.
[color=#990000][/color]SATANIC AGENTS

webprince:
No probs. But my fee is like Becham's sign-on fee oooooooooooo!

ahah, you wan do me 419.
Na wa oooo, poeple no dey do things for free again,
Ok you too send youe Cv and i go see wether you qualify.

webprince:
@tee
henceforth, any guyz requesting 2 b ur friend must submit their CV ok, U don become celebrity in less than 48hrs.
Guyz no long thing O, I still dey una side ooooooooo.LOL

Boy you are cracking me up.
Yeah guys need to present CV now. lol
Would you help me with the interviews?

Wat difference does my face make to me making friends on the web?

COOL,will mail you later

No sorry, i dont do facebook.

Yes. In all areas.
Saw your photo, nice.

tbaba83:
Finally a chic who is willin 2 drop her guard n make friends. u can be my friend anytime!!! u can call me tbaba

Welcome Tbaba.
We become friends when you sign on

hackney:
Hi Tee Ice ; u live in Mk? i live in N.london (about 40mins from keynes)
Do you come down to london often?
U sound knowledgeable 2 ;
keep it up ;(this might be the beginning of something err, substantial maybe

Hi hackney
I have never been to North london.
I am knownledgeable by the grace of God and o good christain.
You?

spikedcylinder:
Tee ice, after 7 pages, you musta got a few friend now huh?

I sure have spikedcylinder.
I feel that people completely misunderstood this thread in the first place.
I was new to this and wanted to know how i cud get chatting with pple.
So are you a friend or an enemy?

cece84:
@tee*ice
i can be your friend I'm new on here. i need some friends too,

You are welcome cece84.
Feel at home.

Bleep-You:
@tee*ice

mUMu

I cant be gay because i f***k anything that wears a skirt

Ode

Gays like females becauselthey love to fratanize with women and behave in an effiminate way

But you are a retarded woman that cant even find real life friends but can come to the internet to source for fellow retards like you to be friends online. How pathetic are you that you have to scream to the whole world that your lonely. Were u dumped or have you been locked up by your husband or father to prevent you from mingling with real life people?

You love people to gloat on your feet and worship your faceless retarded world because your a loner and a sick psychologically abused d***k head like you. Half of the dense people on nairaland screaming to be friends with you are just depraved f***kheads that can't even say hello to their neighbours. Your warped group of invincible retards wont make you any more better than the slut on the street at night hiding under the shadows of the redlight sourcing for customers.

Now listen your swine, dont mess with me cos' i am gonna get nuts with you in your cyber delusional world!

stupid "online friends finder wannabe" female maggot!

I seem to remember a certain F-head begging to be my friend.
You are a chicken testicled man and i rest my case here.
Oh, one more things i feel sorry for the women in you miserable life.

mayrho:
i thot i read smtn about being in madrid do u speak spanish

No that was Y me, not me
Dude i said i am in MK

MrCrackles:
Case closed!

Got ya

MrCrackles:
Milton Keynes in Nigeria?!

Wats your question about that Mr?

Bleep-You:
why r u guys beefing me now?

Why dont you want to be my friend?

@tee*ice

Why you dump me?

In fact i hate you! Gerrouuuuuuuuut jo! I dont want to be your friend.

In fact all of you F-U-C-K YOU!

I am a one man gang. 2 is company, 3 is a freaking nightmare!

Besides Tee*ice is a woman and women on nairaland are retarded!

Bastards!

You are equally retarded.
I am a woman and proud, dont wants friends like you. Cos you are a hater of the female gender.
You should become gay.

aus123:
Milton keynes, thats why i asked if you can fly. lol


Milton KINI,

You non try at all,

LOl its a tiny little village in nigeria

aus123:
Lagos,

What abt u,

Milton keynes, thats why i asked if you can fly. lol

aus123:
Do u know, where i live,

I might be ur next door neighbour,

Do you want to disclose that info then?

aus123:
@ Tee* Ice

Thank dearie,

I lv to meet u,

Aus123 you no tell me say you get wings now.
You fit fly?

d-ROC:
Look at this guy! You're pathetic. Oya go buy plane ticket na?

Oh no D-roc,that was not for you, i was aiming for F-you.

aus123:
@ mess You

As your name connotes,

Are u sick,

This forum is not meant for un-serious minded like u,

Please do leave the forum and go to ur motor park,

Thank you Aus123, you are my hero

@D-roc you are fired.

Bleep-You:
Can i be your friend too? Me too will love to have friends on nairaland. What can i do to have all of you as my friends? Please help!

Meanwhile i feel like urinating into my girlfriends drink while she isnt in the room (Preferably orange juice) if she asks why it tastes funny, i will just tell her that maybe it has expired but gosh, i am imagining what my urine might do to her biologically? Maybe the day we break up, i will tell her face to face to add more spite into the beef and make her puke to dirt

Anyway, who still wants to be my pally?

You are DUMPED

aus123:
@ Tee* Ice

Do u work in any of the Telecoms,

My friends told abt this their shift thing,

Yes i do, i am called a telerelations advisor.
its not my given shift,its only overtime.

endure:
Attracted?
Welcome 2 NL

d-ROC:
Funny enuff, I kinda missed you.

you can say that again.

I know

webprince:
Don't tell me U r cunningly trying 2 find out her resumption time, calculate it wit d 8hrs she will spend @work. then comb d whole of milton keynes searching 4 ur Nairaland babe.

LOL LOL

aus123:
Did u resumed b4 6am,

Pele,

All work and no play shalll,

What of me, my papa sent to school,

I spent most of time on the net,

Lol, you make me laugh aus123.
I started at 10am-9pm,long day.
No waste you palee money ooooo

endure:
good for you tee ice, friends all around, who are u being a friend to?

You at the moment

webprince:
@tee looking 4 male friends on Nairaland?
It's important to find a man who has MONEY, a man who ADORES YOU,a man who is
GREAT IN THE SACK. It's also important that these 3 men should never meet! lol!

Lol i did not start this thread to look for male friends or BFs in particular.
The guys are just attracted to me

aus123:
@tee

So u re using ur coy resources,

Where Naija adage says:

Na where u dey work, nai u dey chop!!

No wonder, most gays can't stay on the cafe like this,

I am at work over 8 hours and i would loose the plot if i had nothing to do.
I am used to it though, so making the best of the situation

d-ROC:
d-ROC is back in the building!

I see we are making new friends. awww, I feel like holding somebody's hand and singing "We are the World".




, quietly leans back on a leather sofa sipping a Moca- Latte. Oh milk mustache. LOL.

Welcome back, thought you abandoned me

y me:
dont know about that but what i know for sure is that God love me is to infinityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Thats my point, if God loves you till infinity and you have that kinda love for your man, it will be till infinity.