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Allahamdulillah

Today at 12:48:37 PM

Ben hit his head on d wall and is blaming me for it

E nor be small ting to have prostitute ears like Ben's

In dat case you are two "handsome" boys

internety no dey for ya fillage

Lips sealed

Oh, I see you don't see

Is it me you are referring to??

That's new to my virgin ears

Na you ask dem, I also wan know

Lai lai don't get angry o. Whenever you get angry you use head to hit wall, I nor wan witness dat one

Dat must be d Salvation Army Church

Really?? I hope she gets to "slip" one day sha

Full-time caretaker

Teeth na

And pagans go to synagogues

Typical street buoy

Remii:
are you sure you are a kenyata?

No. Kenyatta died several years ago

romade:
she is a Kenya deportee

Actually I got deported back to Argentina, where I belong

sweetliet:
not confirmed yet
but i think na ajegunle pikin bi dis gon gon

Let Ben d urchin fro Ajegunle confirm it

Shadows of darkness

Blame it on recession

Very big ones. Sagging

You mean Abdulkarim.?! Is my boyfriend a muslim kwani? I tink he goes to church

Good night

Night runner

You mean d only means of transport in Oshodi.?!

Nor make me lose my temper o

As in, d goat from oshodi

and "kaburi" na grave o
Watta bout karimu

You fit sing??

Oshodi Shuffle be dat ni

Fool me??