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A lawyer sold his well to a teacher. Two days later, the lawyer came to the teacher and said, "Sir, I sold you the well, but it's not with the water inside! If you want to use the water, you will have to pay extra."

The teacher smiled and replied, "Yes, I was about to come to you. I was going to say that you should take your water from my well, or else you will have to start paying rent from tomorrow."

Hearing this, the lawyer got nervous and said, "Oh, I was just joking!"

The teacher laughed and said, "This is how people like you become lawyers after studying with us."

Salute to teachers! 🙏🙏

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Don't Be Stupid.

That's only if she likes you

Sonnobax15:

Normally,na just 5 seconds an average banny brain take wide pass goat own .

All it needs from a man to do is just to carefully select sweet words and brainwash her and wash her spread her entire world for you like crazy

Hey guys I recently had an injury on my eyebrows so I'm afraid that it'll leave a scar and hair will probably not grow back on it so guys how do I regrow hair on the injury as it's still healing is the any drug I can take or substance that I can apply?

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Gliding lizard

SharonLoveth:
I need the name of this animal?

Mods should please move to front page

I saw it and decided to create a topic about it must I post my real life story hear I just posted to see people's opinions and reactions

kpankpangolo:
What do you children gain from telling lies?

https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/1cjsl17/why_do_i_seem_to_only_attract_single_mothers/

To quit these habits you must replace them with the following;
1)Think of your losses so you can quit betting
2) resort to masturbation so you can quit carrying oloshos it may sound weird but body nor be firewood
3) Block all those loan sharks app if possible change your number and start your life afresh

ChildOfDoom:
betting hard since 2015

oloshos here and there since 2022


multiple loan sharks indebtedness since 2021



had to flee from my 6-digit paying job as i owe a lot physically and online


my misery is about to start

This started about a year ago when one of my friends from high school messaged me saying she wanted to catch up and go out to dinner. In the time leading up to the dinner date, we talked a lot. She mentioned wanting to find a guy to date and grow with. I thought this was great because she was a fun and amazing person that I got along with really well in school and shared similar goals with. Then, about 10 minutes into our date, she mentions how annoying it was to try and get a babysitter for her kid to be able to go on this date. Instant turn off, the date died there and I was no longer romantically interested at all.

In addition to that, there was another woman that approached me at work and was very openly flirting with me. I was oblivious to this of course until everyone else pointed it out so I decided I may as well talk to her and see if there is any potential there. She started to hangout in my office more and more as we talked and got to know each other. I was really interested in her until I learned she had two kids with two different fathers, after which I was no longer interested in being anything more than friends with her.

I decided a few years ago while I was in college, that I would like to eventually get a partner I could grow and start a family with. I began to work out to get in much much better shape, I worked hard to get a well paying job, and I attend therapy on a regular basis. Essentially, I am trying to become the best version of myself.

Women have never really been interested in me and I am still a bit awkward, but I am working on it and feel I have made a lot of progress. But recently, since I have made a lot of progress (much better shape, stable and high paying job, and more emotionally intelligent), women have been hitting on me. I have had 8 women or so approach me. Out of which, 7 were single mothers.

Now I don’t hate single mothers, I just want to start my own family, not pick up someone else's saved game of a family or deal with all the drama. I decided to ask a group of women I am friends with their opinions on why this is happening. They essentially said I am not the man most women want, but the one they end up settling with after they realize they have no real options left.

This kind of sucks and I was just wondering what your guys' thoughts on this are. Maybe any tips for finding someone who isn’t a single mother? For context I know I am not a super amazing guy, or the guy of anyone's dreams, but I still feel like I may have at least a bit of a chance at starting my own family?

Even the Mr nice, broke guy or shy girl will still see a girl that'll choose him

LIVINGICONREBOR:
I find this hard to believe. Asides from your church, have you been "rejected" in other places? How is your self esteem like? Are you the proverbial "Mr nice and shy guy"?

You are more likely an introvert or indoor dude. Go out more.

It's natural bro all guy's face rejection but yours is too much you made a mistake collecting 12 girls number in your church as you collect the first one and two e nor sharp you suppose lock up. Now my advice for you is leave that church start approaching girls at random places like bus stop, market etc just make sure they're within range but not too close to where you'll be seeing each other often even a nerd a tour or a short guy will eventually see a girl that likes him, if after trying all these it still doesn't work you'll have to go for spiritual cleansing as you may have a spiritual wife

1STCREATURE:
Please I really need genuine advice.

I’ve collected the numbers of more than 12 girls in my church — and every single one rejected me. Not even friendship, just straight rejection.

I know I’m not bad-looking — I’d rate myself above 7/10, no exaggeration. I dress well, I keep myself neat, I have curly hair and a good physique. I also earn over ₦500k monthly, so money is not my problem.

I don’t even live in the city — just a town here in the Southwest — by local standards, I know I’m doing well for my age.

I’ll be 30 next month, and honestly, I’m mentally tired. I’ve never even had a serious relationship — marriage talk is far.

The funny part is, I don’t even talk too much in church. I’m not loud, but when I try to approach someone, it never works out.

Please, I really want to know — what could be my problem?


I’ll appreciate real advice, please no insults. 🙏

Thank you all.

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upson89:
Please, I’m really tired.

These pimples just won’t let me rest. I’ve tried different soaps, cleansers, and creams – some expensive, some cheap – and still, no major difference. One will go, and before I even smile small, three more will show face. 😩

I’ve cut down on oily food, tried drinking more water, even stopped using certain products… but nothing seems to be working long-term.

Is it stress? Hormones? Witchcraft? I don’t even know again. 😭

Please, if you’ve struggled with bad acne and actually found something that worked, kindly share. I don’t mind natural or over-the-counter options, I just need honest advice.

Let’s help each other abeg. What’s your skincare routine like? What finally worked for you?

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Dana White has let Jon Jones make an absolute fool out of him and make an absolute mockery of the UFC heavyweight division. He’s lied to protect Jon, made promises and guarantees he couldn’t keep and let the division go 2.5 years without a legitimate contender getting a title shot. It’s unbelievable. But Iet’s start from the beginning.

Way back in 2020, Jon Jones won a controversial decision against Dominick Reyes at 205, Dana thought it was a bad decision. Jones had one and only one choice in the division, rematch Reyes. If he wouldn’t, Dana publicly said he would have to leave 205 behind (and the belt). Jones didn’t want to rematch Reyes so he gave the belt up.

Jones then got into an online beef with Ngannou and Dana tried to make it happen, but Jones asked for $30 million guaranteed pricing himself out. Dana wasn’t happy and said that Jon should run down to 185lbs (to avoid Ngannou). Jones publicly asked for a ufc release. It wasn’t granted.

Jones sat out for 38 months, no return date in sight. Then Francis was officially released from the UFC (to sign with PFL) and immediately Jones was ready to return to face Gane (who Jones said had weak takedown defense) for the vacant title. Jon accepted a $3 million guarantee to face Gane. He wanted $30 million guaranteed to face Ngannou.

Jones won the belt in March 2023. The first ufc title fight in over a year at 265. Inactive champions had become the norm with Stipe and Ngannou, both going a year between defenses at times. But it was nothing like what was about to happen.

Jones first title defense should’ve been Sergei Pavlovich who was on a 6 fight UFC First round KO streak and was ranked 1-2 in the period. But Jones didn’t want him, he wanted Stipe who was winless in 3 years and 41. Dana granted this. But then Jon got injured 7 months after winning the belt, and was going to be out for over a year meaning 20 months with no title defenses. Jones should’ve had his title taken then, but Dana let him hold it.

Stipe chose not to fight, so Aspinall instead faced Sergei for an interim belt and beat him quickly. Aspinall was now interim champion. Quickly people were getting hyped about Jones vs Aspinall when Jones returned. Jones immediately dispelled that, saying he had no interest.

Tom went on to defend his interim belt, and won in a minute. But Jones didn’t want to unify his title with the interim, he wanted Stipe who was now 42 and winless in 4 years. Dana once again gave in. Tom was asked to ge the official backup fighter, where he weighed in but Jones made it clear that if Stipe pulled out he would not face Aspinall.

Jones would defeat Stipe but afterwards was saying he wanted 205 champ- Pereira not Tom.

Dana ignored this though and told us all and told Tom that he “guarantees” Jon vs Tom is next.

Dana lied and said Ngannou ducked Jon when he knew it was untrue.

Now he tells everyone that Jon has never turned down an opponent even though Dana publicly let it be known he turned down Reyes and Ngannou. Dana continued to defend Jones.

Fast forward and see over 7 months from Jones faux title defense, and he still hasn’t signed to face Tom despite Dana still saying it would happen as recently as early June. Tom had been inactive for 11 months because Dana told him to wait for Jones; and guaranteed it was next.

No contenders got undisputed title shots for what will be 2.5 years in the division. None. 0.

And no new contenders (not former champs or former contenders) have gotten a shot since Derrick Lewis Challenged DC for the belt many years back.

And now, Dana finally told us that Jones won’t fight Tom and is retired. Dana let Jones pause the entire division for 2.5 years to the point that there’s 0 former undisputed heavyweight chamon the entire roster. 0.

Casual fans now say, the division is weak, Tom has beaten no one, he’s facing no former champions. What former champions? Dana let the division go so stale for so long that no new contenders got title shots for years, and all the older champions were release or retired leading to a division currently where not a single fighter in the division has won an undisputed title fight. Not one.

07-2018 was pretty much a revered time in the heavyweight division. It was full of former champions, big name fights happening regularly and now there are no big names in the division.

There’s Tom and to a much lesser extent Cyril Gane, and no one else with any real name value.

Can this be fixed? Yes, but like it took years to wreck the division, it will take years to restore it. It will need an active champion, it will need the belt to eventually change hands a few times and I would personally bring back some former champions.

JDS and Werdum maybe. Neither are going on a title run most likely but they would be great names to help build stars. Right now casual fans don’t know most UFC heavyweights and they don’t know the heavyweights that these guys beat to become ranked.

Letting them get wins over names like JDS, Werdum could be good to getting them recognized by the casual audience. Maybe Arlovski’s too if be wins the BKFC title.

After Stipe’s retirement is the first time in modern ufc history that there isn’t any former undisputed champions on the heavyweight roster. Over 25 years. They need former champions.

Another thing I would do is work on bringing back the current lineal champion- Francis Ngannou. He never lost his title, and him against Tom would be a huge fight in the division.

Until that can happen, I would offer Alex Pereira a 265 title shot. He’s currently 243lbs and wants to be heavyweight champion and that’s a huge fight for the division for him to face Tom, and it gives the division time to bring back Ngannou.

If Alex wins, that’s a new huge star in the division, if he loses he can go right back to 205 and not lose his place at all.

Heavyweight is in a tough position, but now let’s hope Dana makes up for what he’s let Jones do the last few years and rebuilds this division.

Any woman that can't listen to your word is not fit to be called your girlfriend not to talk of your wife, your woman is no longer in love with you it's crystal clear. So do what's best you're a man I can't advice you

Futuristica:
even lost our pregnancy due to too much sugar intake against my advice..now she is fully diabetic

So fine and healthy

Jaumo:
Rate my GSDs..

Phantom at almost 7 months, male. 24 inches from shoulder. Extremely energetic and aggressive.
Jupiter almost 6 months and 19 inches from shoulder.

Will Phantom still add to his height?

pic 4, one month old Jup.

Daniel Cormier explains why Jon Jones hasn't accepted a fight with Tom Aspinall and it makes perfect sense.

The former UFC Light Heavyweight and Heavyweight champion gave his thoughts.

UFC icon Daniel Cormier explained why he thinks Jon Jones has not accepted a fight with Tom Aspinall.

Cormier, 46, boasted a long-running feud with Jones, 37, during his time in the UFC, which culminated in the pair sharing the octagon twice, losing once while the other was adjudged as a no contest due to Jones testing positive for Turinabol – an anabolic steroid.

Now, eight years on, Jones is the UFC Heavyweight champion but has not competed since he beat Stipe Miocic in November 2024.

Current UFC Interim Heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall has called for a fight with the 37-year-old, but no deal has been struck between the pair.

"Now, I've been almost a year inactive with no prospects of anything apart from wait," Aspinall said on Demetrious Johnson’s podcast earlier this month.
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Daniel Cormier explains why Jon Jones hasn't accepted a fight with Tom Aspinall and it makes perfect senseDaniel Cormier explains why Jon Jones hasn't accepted a fight with Tom Aspinall and it makes perfect sense
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Daniel Cormier explains why Jon Jones hasn't accepted a fight with Tom Aspinall and it makes perfect sense
The former UFC Light Heavyweight and Heavyweight champion gave his thoughts.
Luke Davies
Luke Davies

UFC icon Daniel Cormier explained why he thinks Jon Jones has not accepted a fight with Tom Aspinall.

Cormier, 46, boasted a long-running feud with Jones, 37, during his time in the UFC, which culminated in the pair sharing the octagon twice, losing once while the other was adjudged as a no contest due to Jones testing positive for Turinabol – an anabolic steroid.

Now, eight years on, Jones is the UFC Heavyweight champion but has not competed since he beat Stipe Miocic in November 2024.

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Current UFC Interim Heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall has called for a fight with the 37-year-old, but no deal has been struck between the pair.

"Now, I've been almost a year inactive with no prospects of anything apart from wait," Aspinall said on Demetrious Johnson’s podcast earlier this month.

"I constantly had little goals to work towards [during recovery from injury]. Whereas now it's just like: 'Just be ready and we'll just let you know.'

"It's kind of difficult mentally, but this is the fight against Jon Jones. The fight is another thing, this is the tricky bit where I really have to stay switched on, stay motivated, and I'm trying my best. It's tough sometimes."

Fans have even started a petition, which has over 140,000 signatures, in a bid to see Jones stripped of his heavyweight belt.

"Jon Jones is now the longest reigning champion in UFC heavyweight history and has only fought two times in that period," The petition reads. "There is a clear interim champion, Tom Aspinall, who has defended his interim championship belt.

"Aspinall is ready to fight Jones. Jones refuses to fight him. Therefore, we as fans must let Dana White know: It is time to strip Jon Jones of the heavyweight title. He clearly has no intentions of fighting anytime soon."

Yet no news has been reported about a potential fight, with some accusing Jones of being ‘scared’ to fight the in-form Aspinall.

Now, Cormier has explained why he believes the fight hasn’t happened.

"You know what I think a big worry might be for him? With Aspinall, he could potentially get knocked out," Cormier told Ben Askren on the Funky and the Champ podcast.

"Like legitimately knocked out and put on his back and out cold.”

He added: "I just don't know he wants to have that visual of him in the world. Because I've seen myself get beat, and I'm like, 'God, that's such a horrible visual every time.'"

Cormier continued: “I don't know that he vacates without fighting him, because I think the visual and the lasting thought would be that 'he ran from him,' and I don't know his ego could handle that he ran from someone."

Ufc heavyweight champion Jones has been rumoured to face Aspinall, who currently holds the interim UFC heavyweight title.

An undisputed showdown has been in the works, with Dana White working behind the scenes to make the bout.
But Jones vs. Aspinall has yet to announced.

The UFC clash plunged into serious doubt when 'Bones' seemingly called time on his UFC career as he issued a huge update on his future.

He then fired back at a UFC fan who claimed he has wasted Aspinall's prime.

The Brit, 32, hasn't fought since his 60-second drubbing of Curtis Blaydes at UFC 304 in Manchester last summer.
He's been waiting on the sidelines for a chance at undisputed UFC glory.

But, as of yet, a deal to face Jones inside the famed Octagon has yet to be finalised.

Speaking to Demetrious Johnson, Aspinall opened up about his mindset, having not fought in almost a year.

"Now, I’ve been almost a year inactive with no prospects of anything apart from wait," he said.

"It’s kind of difficult mentally, but this is the fight against Jon Jones. The fight is another thing, this is the tricky bit where I really have to stay switched on, stay motivated, and I’m trying my best. It’s tough sometimes."

Despite Jones' supposed retirement stance, he claims he has the ability to 'pop out' and return to action as he dropped a cryptic update about his future in the UFC.

On X, he wrote: "I don’t know if I wanna call it retired, I feel like I’ll always have an ability to pop out and show em. I’ve had many breaks throughout my career, my identity outside of fighting is well intact. I’m genuinely enjoying life, I’m growing in different ways."

Jones, 37, hasn't fought since his third-round victory over Stipe Miocic in New York City last November.

He has one UFC heavyweight title defence to his name after claiming the vacant championship against Ciryl Gane.

The question now is can Jon jones beat Tom aspinal or is he scared of him

It's a normal thing it's because you haven't gotten a replacement yet as soon as you get another gf you'll forget about her

Brimstone77:
...

So about a month ago I broke up with my girlfriend, but since then I have been struggling to move on.

I still think about her,every thing around me keep reminding me of her,though I don't want her back anymore but still I can't let go off her,the memories of her keep flashing in my head.

I don't want to go into any relationship any time soon,but I'm having this feeling that I can never find any other girl like her(she's good though).

Help how can I just forget about her and move on please!

Let's discuss what's your Gmail handle

ethan0:
I do.. but it's not cheap sha

I thought it will make the dog very loyal and obedient to me which I was right

Psoul:
That was a very bad thing to do you that puppy.
It's very wrong to separate puppy from it's mother at that age.
A good dog breeder will not do that.
It will affect the overall development of the dog.

It's only acceptable where the mother died. And a strong have is needed to raise the puppy.

Nothing like that

cassidy1996:
Op is just catching cruise

To be a Playboy

Kobojunkie:
You are interested in this for what purpose?

I just want the one that'll make me very attractive to girls in particular the one that'll make me irresistible to them anyone I talk to must accept that kind

BItt:
How much do you have and what's your long term plans for the lady in question?

You kinda have a point here my dog was sold to me when it was just a week old it opened it's eyes in my hand it sees me as his mother maybe that's why he does not know how to defend itself

Psoul:
May be your dog was separated from it's mother too early before it learns the art of fight and defense.
Some dogs that were separated early from their mother tend to be weak unless they are in the hands of experienced dog owners who will train them to be strong, smart and security conscious.

I can do all the aforementioned I just want to see if this love charm of a thing works

haggai247:
Never do any love charm if you know you can't take care of a woman...

Physically
Mentally emotionally(bedmatically) and financially.

If you ignore the bedmatically sorry ooo except she's the religious type.

Even the religious type self I be dey help them God forgive me.

Okay thanks sis

Proserpina:
I'm not a bro.

Hey guys so I recently went to a popular market in my state and I found some spiritual shops, out of curiosity I decided to go into one and found different liquids and soaps some with names like "love & attraction" "love soap" "love me alone" etc.

So I think I'm interested in it does anyone know the products that work best and how to mix them together.

So guys I've been hearing discussions of how patronizing ashawo house or oloshos brings bad luck and set back so guys how true is this what are your takes share your experiences

This is not about money issue

columbus007:
Op sha, oga do you have money? 💵

I'm kinda skinny I weigh about 60kg 180cm tall so does that show any sign of weakness

WifeBeater:
I'm guessing it's because you don't have a strong presence. People can sense an aura of weakness about you - it's in everything you do.
They feel they don't have any reason to listen to you. They aren't compelled by you.

Start by having strong principles you stand by. I'm guessing you're the kind of person who usually doesn't do what he says he'd do.

In any case, you have to be a man of action. You have to take action. Stop waiting for people to agree with you before you take action. You have to selfishly and aggressively start going for what you want and you'll see they'll start paying attention to you.

Remember, a man is known by the responsibilities he handles. The more you handle responsibility, the more they respect you.

No I don't drink and I don't smoke I think so too maybe I've always been with the wrong people

EmperorIsaac:
Do you drink alcohol? If no, it's possible you have been in the wrong company all along.

I understand bro thanks for the opinion they'd want to dominate me all the time they'll always want to be the one in charge

Proserpina:
You need to learn the power of scarcity. When you are TOO available and agreeable people will take you for granted and dismiss your opinion.

We are currently in a very noisy world that you either have to be overly loud or powerfully silent to be heard ( I do not mean this literally don't go shouting everywhere) .

Learn to set boundaries not selfishly but graciously.

Hey guys I'm a young guy of 25 and I recently noticed a problem about me, people tend to not listen to me or obey my instructions or listen to my topic of discussion.
Note: I always listen to theirs and I always do what they say I.e as per friendship or relationship.


So it goes like this whenever I'm with a friend male or female and we're discussing and I bring up a topic they tend to act uninterested either by rolling up their eyes or bringing another topic to cover it. They'll always want to be the one initiating topics.

And also whenever they have an event and they invite me over I attend but if I invite them they'll make up one or two excuses.

Also if I have problems and I discuss it with any of them they'll just allow me talk with nothing meaningful as advise and they'll bring up other topics to cover it as if what I'm saying is not important.

I even recently broke up with my girlfriend because she'll like to do things on her own terms not when I want but will want me to do things when she wants. If I talk to her she doesn't listen but will expect me to listen likewise my male friends.

So I had to like distant myself from everybody now and I'm mostly alone whenever I'm not at work.

Note: people do things for me not because I ask or persist or insist but because it came from their mind. But I want people to do things for me because I asked them to

So guys any advise on how I can work on it cause I can see the problem is not from them it's from me

Thanks for the info bro the reason why I wanted to make my dog aggressive was that it was beaten two times by other dogs in my area in my presence as such I was ashamed and sad at the same time thats why I wanted to make it aggressive

Psoul:
Some people do not deserve to own dogs.
How can someone be asking how to make his dog become aggressive?

Let me tell you, do not pray for an aggressive dog. Ask for a smart dog that is security conscious.
Every dog comes with some natural level of aggression. Do not induce more aggression into them. You may not be able to handle it.
You, your family, animals and everyone around will be a victim to what you are praying for.

I have 4 dogs. They are not aggressive but very smart and security conscious. They don not bark unnecessarily nor attack outside it's territory. Unless you tried to attack me or any of my family members while they are with us outside.

If i am walking them in the street, they don't bark at people. If I stop to greet friends, they squat and watch our faces to pick any sign of attack or aggression from the people I stopped to greet. If you try to shout at me or make suspicious movements, they will stand and prepare for defense/attack unless I stop them.

Train your dog to be smart.
I sold one of my dogs puppies to a friend and he had this mindset of keeping aggressive dog. I advised him against it but he said he don't want people invading his home.
Do you know that this dog grew and became so violent to a point that they could no longer control him.
Two times the dog ran out of the gate and entered another compound where they rear fowls and it killed 5 fowls that day. The second time it was 15 fowls both grown and chicks that it killed.

The dog also attacked someone and gave him several bites he spent not less than 100k in treatment of the guy and other settlements. At last they sold the dog at a give away price cos it started making dangerous advances to them which made them not to come out anyhow.
They build block cage for the dog and it pulled it down same with iron cage.

Are you ready for all these inconveniences?

Retrain your dog to be smart not to be aggressive.

Hey guys I have a year old kpako dog it only barks and never bites it easily gets bitten by other dogs whenever he fights with other dogs it always lose how do I make it more aggressive