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Politics / Re: Senate Welcomes Tinubu’s Requests To Adjust 2024 Budget, Tax Banks’ Profits by tellwisdom: 4:14am On Jul 18
No be tinubu again? That guy will tax you for being alive. 60% of Nigerians won’t survive that man in 2years.

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Travel / Re: Relocating To Canada Or Germany With 18 Million Naira. by tellwisdom: 9:37pm On Jul 17
braine:


18m is less than 17k CAD o. That’s way below the annual minimum wage bro. You will make that money back in no time!

There’s huge return on investment. It’s just that it can be VERY rough when you first arrive. Don’t dull.

How many of you have 17k CAD cash in Canada? Or you make dollar and spend in Naira?

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Travel / Re: UAE Slams ₦640,000 Non-Refundable Fee On Nigerians For Visa by tellwisdom: 1:42pm On Jul 16
If una like make una no hold the government and come out for protest, na them go still kill u

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Politics / Re: Lagos Is Not Part of Yoruba Land ~oba Akiolu by tellwisdom: 2:53pm On Jul 12
helinues:


Just leave them. Them go soon know say na the same teeth dogs dey take play with his children him dey take bite them.

What's not lost that they have been looking for, hope they would find it

Try de rest from these ethnic fights u find your self all the time.

These same people you abhor might even be the people you need; to live a normal life.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by tellwisdom: 7:33pm On Jul 06
Almiron:
Mistiano Penado is the sole reason why Portugal is out of the Euros, not Felix's penalty miss.

The old fraud is washed up and someone should remind him. As expected, he wasn't really interested in his country's triumph, rather his own personal glory, massaging his badly bruised ego
.

Since Messi won the World Cup in 2022, his life has never been the same, which gives me a lot of joy. I drink his tears and that of his delusional fanbase.

He wasn't just a ghost in the match, he was a liability for the team and the sole reason why they lost. I mean, I can understand Pepe in the heart of the defense; his experience is needed. The man is a beast, looks like he can still play for two more years.

Come on, this is 2024. Starting a 39-year-old washed-up player upfront ahead of players like Jota and Gonzalo Ramos, what was Martinez thinking? Even deciding a penalty kick in the round of sixteen, a madman lost it, if not for the keeper who saved the day.

I guess they were fooled by his performance in the desert league. We told them he wasn't playing with professional footballers, just some random kabirus, part-time Alfas, and mechanics.

Now it's obvious; the guy didn't even register a goal throughout the tournament and had no impact whatsoever, except crying like a clown.

They should give him the "Crying d'Or" already. As he was crying, you'd think it was passion; the dude was after personal glory. He wanted to be the oldest player to score in the European tournament.

He didn't just fail, he crumbled, which gives me a lot of joy. Imagine that average French side sent Portugal home, what a joke! A Portugal side without Penado would have flogged this French team because they're trash, with exceptions of a few players.

The same glory hunting made him play an irrelevant match during the round of sixteen against Georgia. The coach rested all the key players, but the weyreh still started and it ended in tears.

My Portugal hate-watch is over. Now I can support them in peace.


I declare this violence session open in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost...

Messi FC shall we ....


Penadogs una tears in my mentions as usual...

How does he intend scoring this ball? Very greedy self centered useless player

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Romance / Re: Do Men Prefer Dating Bigger Girls? by tellwisdom: 6:13pm On Jul 06
SporaD8:

Chubbiness is a turn off to most Men!
Men only prefer one-chance with chubby ladies but a No-No when it comes to marriage. Why?
Ladies tend to gain weight during pregnancy and generally in Marriage. The odds of chubby ladies becoming overweight after marriage is even higher!

Please speak for yourself and yourself alone. I too know

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Romance / Re: Do Men Prefer Dating Bigger Girls? by tellwisdom: 6:11pm On Jul 06
Let me see your recent pics.

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Romance / Re: Please Help!!!! Somebody Is Threatening To Stab My Sister To Death (pics) by tellwisdom: 6:47pm On Jun 22
Domaining101:
Omo, i never see the motherfûcker wey go threaten any of my loved ones like this, no matter who your father be, them never born the person. Me I no go even involve police because you can involve police and them go still release am later, only for the bastard to later fulfill the threats. The fact that the guy even say he would kill himself after killing her should let you know the kind of person he is, all these cram one's that have nothing to lose and don't value their life.

Except I'm sure the idiot is going to jail for life, i no dey report to police ohh. But e no go tey before them here say the guy don die i swr to God.

Wetin u go do?
Politics / Re: Bandits Kill 10, Kidnap Many In Dudun Doki, Sokoto On Sallah Day by tellwisdom: 2:06pm On Jun 16
The rate at which we move on, after hearing some killings in some part of the country, without collectively addressing them; amazes me.

Human lives are easy to take now than bushmeat we kill for food.

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Sports / Re: Finidi George’s Achievements Vs Victor Osimhen Record by tellwisdom: 1:14pm On Jun 16
God1000:
Osimhen made a big mistake insulting finidi George, he shouldn't have done that, this is a big stain on him now, he should humble himself and desist from such behavior, he should not use his own mouth to destroy his career, people are watching him.


Destroyed already. The video has gone international.
No one was speaking good of him. No ratings at all.

This person you are cursing was your coach. No matter what he said about you, handle it with diplomacy and leave the fight for the people to handle. He did same to Victor ikpeba and now to finidi. He will learn

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Set To Take Over Watford by tellwisdom: 9:24am On Jun 05
Thinktwicemybro:

Net worth means the total money he makes in a year and not his entire money. Go to school, I will not go

Olodo calling another olodo
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Set To Take Over Watford by tellwisdom: 9:22am On Jun 05
Hezmatosky:
My brother Tony Elumelu will be there organizing all white party for actresses. Take up the ownership of one home clubs and stop these wastage of money angry

Tony don de used to fraud money and stealing from the people. So investing in anything wey no get large income na waste to am.
Romance / Re: Missing Girls: Whatsapp Messages Reveal Shocking 1 Million Naira Deal (photo) by tellwisdom: 10:03pm On Jun 04
Rexymania:
What if someone else killed those girls and dumped them at the man's house....

Bcus how will he commit a crime and leave the evidence to implicate him

Leave cho cho cho! Submit petition
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Refuses To Stand During Recitation Of National Anthem by tellwisdom: 12:08pm On Jun 01
Using patriotism as a cover up for a mess of a country. See list of idiots blaming her
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Killers Of Six Corps Members In 2011 Bauchi Post-Election Crisis by tellwisdom: 8:25am On May 31
Grant them open interview make we hear from them

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Politics / Re: Sit-At-Home: South East Governors Condemn Killing Of Soldiers In Abia by tellwisdom: 8:22am On May 31
Killing has been normalized now. Na wa o

*Police will go find convicted criminals as replacements.

*Army will start killing fierce looking men as replacements

*Government will send one of his dull representatives to give a speech so they can move on.

*And the killers get paid and continue this as a full time job
Travel / Re: Dapo Abiodun 6 Lane 8 KM Hospital Rd VS Alex Otti 6 Lane 3.5 KM Aguyi Ironsi Rd by tellwisdom: 8:17am On May 31
Na me go do the road before?

You see why these men make foolery of the masses? This is 10001% of what they are supposed to do, and stupid people are busy jubilating get over it.
Food / Re: My Breakfast This Morning by tellwisdom: 8:37pm On May 29
Its no longer funny
Politics / Re: This Is Not Shanghai, This Is Aba (pictures) by tellwisdom: 3:44pm On May 25
immortalcrown:
Otti is doing well. But spare me the exaggeration. Who will see the houses and the poorly-maintained car and liken the environment to Shanghai?

grin grin
Crime / Re: Cultist Nabbed For Killing Rival And Chopping Off His Wrist In Ogun(PICS) by tellwisdom: 3:57pm On May 17
As a cultist, this kind thing sweet u??
Food / Re: Which Of These Can You Manage Or Comfortably Eat In Public? by tellwisdom: 7:59pm On May 16
Eat these things in Nigeria where everywhere is littered with dirts and bad air flying around?
As you de open your mouth, motor exhaust don full your mouth
Politics / Re: Stop Disclosure Of EFCC Investigation To Customers, Olukoyede Warns Bank Staff by tellwisdom: 9:03pm On May 11
Useless organization that has refused to arrest many treasure looters and criminals parading themselves as ministers, and government employees.

Keep looking for small fries to show ur stinky ego
Crime / Re: Wedding Guests Beat Christiana Erekere (Policewoman) To Death In Rivers by tellwisdom: 11:33am On May 01

For police to check illegalities has now become illegal to some people.

Una go smell shit; call am jollof.

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TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Subscription Plans In Southafrica Vs Nigeria. See Who Pays More by tellwisdom: 11:31am On May 01
MMempire:
Who be this OP? Na same minimum wage we dey earn? Bia, be careful there!

Na your minimum wage de determine the big yansh wey u de carry?

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Crime / Re: Seven Nigerian Pickers Arrested In U.S. For Laundering $8 Million Scam Proceeds by tellwisdom: 11:27am On May 01


Why go there to scam when you can stay in Nigeria and lie about $600 million mearsk contract, or lie to people that fuel subsidy has been removed and steal from the proceeds?

Better still, tell people you will make the country work, and when u enter u steal and loot for you and your cronies. Leave people’s country alone.

Scam has been legalized in Nigeria.

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Fashion / Re: Helping The Poor These Days Is Very Dangerous by tellwisdom: 11:08am On May 01
Nazgul:

1 pair of stock jean is currently 20k at Mandilas in Lagos, long sleeve shirts is about 15k, shoes starts from 35k and above.

Imagine giving someone all that and he disposes it in the trash and you're here saying his way no pure.

Do you know what it takes to give out clothes that are still very useful to you in this Tinubu's era and the gift isn't appreciated?

Some of you just condemn people recklessly without putting yourselves in their position.

What if cloth no be him problem?

Even if wishkid or Dafildo dash me him most expensive cloths…i might end up using it to clean oil stain on my GEN.

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TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Ignores Court Order, proceeds With DSTV, Gotv subscription Hikes by tellwisdom: 10:55am On May 01
Obey Wetin?? wey tinubu boiz don collect money..
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Shames His Haters, Gets New Pair Of Shoes (photos) by tellwisdom: 7:40pm On Apr 27
DeLaRue:
People don't understand that because of its nature, suede shoes looks older than their true age.

If you buy suede today, by the 3rd or 4th time you wear it, it will already look older than a leather shoe you have worn for several years. That's partly because, unlike leather, you can't polish it. Nor can you just grab a piece of cloth and water to wipe it.

Those who understand classical men's fashion know this. It is perfectly acceptable for a suede shoe to look a bit tatty.

If you see Prince Charles suede shoes, they look even worse than this man's own.

It's not about money.

Depending on the make, a suede shoe in the UK will cost upwards of £100. Up to £250 in some stores.

I can bet you, Mr Omokri's shoes will have cost him a lot of money, and I wont be surprised if it is only a few weeks old.


Nonsense talk.. U think u are talking to your younger ones?

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Food / Re: A Pot Of Soup I Prepared Today (4,900) by tellwisdom: 9:58pm On Apr 25
sonssyo:


I have a car,no boasting, your low self esteem is your problem,deal with it,I don't spill trash,I know what I'm made of,end of discussion,I have gat better things to do undecided

Politics / Re: Fuel Hits N1,000 Per Litre As Scarcity Bites Harder In Kaduna by tellwisdom: 9:50pm On Apr 25
These ones de complain of something wey de happen steady for Lagos for the past 25 years. Infact, if one OBa or government man for Lagos need money, na for am to call all those agbero to increase tfare.

When money show up, dem go share am between themselves and next busstop na party .

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Food / Re: A Pot Of Soup I Prepared Today (4,900) by tellwisdom: 9:49pm On Apr 25
sonssyo:


I don't eat meat, your so called chicken and turkey is equally a no no unless it's fried to finish, you can call me names but I know my level... please maintain your lane tongue

Yua head no correct. Becos u no get money for meat now don turn; I DON’T EAT MEAT. Even the fish wey u buy sef na wuru wuru fish, yet una go de find man wey get car, wey go buy una wig. Change your ways o!

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