SefunmiHookups:

Okay. It's been done. I've removed all my words to you. From the onset.
Oh, and you don't have to subtly construct your sentence to try to mock me. I saw what you did there "brother hookups"
I know it's because you knew others will view this thread. Anyway, that's that. No probs.
I've deleted mine. If you also don't have any alterior motive, then you can do same. That's if you want to, sha.
Pls for the record. There was not anything sexual about whatever I said to you in earlier comment you quoted. Interpret it however you wanted to,but the stuffed toy expression wasn't what you made it out to be. But anyways, it's your choice. It's not like I was ever going to see you , so there will be no point. Asides that, that's just something I wasn't even thinking about.
@the bolded Nah... Save it, dear. Not after you tried to sound subtly savage. No need to have sounded diplomatic before going in for the kill, so-to-speak.
Should have just kept it real. Bringing age and all that into it, lol. Then trying to end your write-up afterwards by sounding endearing. Well played, I see.
There won't be a next time.

Take care, and good bye

The bolded is the most fallacious, incoherent and distorted assertion I have seen anyone make in a very long time and also the only reason I am replying to this. I live one life. The life I live on media is the life I live in reality. The life I live when my parents are in the picture is the same life I live when they aren't around. I have never had any reason to impress anyone out of pretence or to live two lives because the neighbors next door are watching. The brunts of my hypocrisy are solely mine to bear, reason I won't even give such lifestyle a first thought let alone a second. And just so you know, the reason I am overly comfortable here and would do anything to maintain the status quo laid down by the (way) older ones here is because they've never at any point tried to lead me wrongly and they have always been great mentors to me. Read through the entire thread (in case you personally need to proffer affirmations to these claims). I have never been involved in any shady conversations here by anyone and all they have ever done is encourage and inspire me every time. I have them to impress by my success stories and not by feigning lack of interest in an obviously ridiculous conversation. Anyways, the only reason I sounded that respectful was because my guardians here are reading. If it had happened in the DM (which of course would never happen) I would have badly insulted who ever involves me in such conversations. You have a sister probably my age, you can sit her down and lead-her-on however you deem fit. This is me keeping it real.
Good day Big brother Hookups.

SefunmiHookups:

Temitopeeeee..... Someone misses you oh *blush-blush*
How's our super brilliant girl doing today? Don't be a stranger
Shey you don't know you have admirers here, right.... ? Ati fans too.




Love,
One of your Nairaland Crushers .

Good morning Sir.
I have engaged quite a number of people on here and one thing I honestly do not appreciate is whatever conversation with unnecessary shady undertones, to not say sexual. As in the case of this

...and you just want to grab and hug it,pet it ,embrace it, whichever

and believe me that isn't me quoting out of context.
The word crush (either as a joke or wordplay) is also not what I would expect someone that is eight years older than me to use in addressing me, you should be an inspiration to a much younger one and should be very conscious of your words to be honest. If I were in your shoes and I saw a 'smallie' that I like for whatever reason, my major focus will be how to dole out inspirations or right words to make him or her stay rooted in his or her cause and not engaging him or her in conversations not appropriate for his or her age.
Good morning Big Brother Hookups, hope you had a good night?

SefunmiHookups:

Hey youuuu little one (lol)
So you've come back to NL. You were gone for a while last time I checked up on you. Omg, like, I became obsessed with your diary when I stumbled upon it. See, I won't even form or fake it right now. You are super adorable with the way you sound. And you are intelligent academically speaking.

That's why I started following you a while back. Lol, is it just me, or am I just curious to know what you look like.....You'd make a good friend and bestie..... in another life , maybe. Lol, cuz we are state's apart, I presume. And you still a teenager (awwwn cuteee!) You know like when you wanna just grab a cutie doggie that looks like a stuffed animal, but is in fact a real dog. Yea...that! That kinda feeling is what I'm getting right about now. Hehe...Excuse my melodramatic state of mind. Can't help it. Just feels a relief expressing my self to a kiddo that i find amusing. Feels weirdly amazing...Kinda.
Don't worry, I'm not too old. Lmao. Cuz I called u kiddo, or lil one, doesn't mean I'm an oldie oh. Just saw you as a kid sis or sumfing. I'm turning 25 next month, anyway...That's like 7 years apart, right..... Don't answer that .
Oh, and I'm a guy. Don't mind my moniker's gender.
Blessed noon to you o jare. I'm on a roll today. Hope ya day is coming in nicely Sha? XOXO .

Good afternoon big one. Lol.
Blessed and super evening to you Sir.
Your words really put a smile on my face and to say I'm just grateful is an understatement.
The first bolded made me chuckle aloud and believe me when I say I suck at maintaining friendship which apparently is the reason I have almost none.
I couldn't get the meaning of the second bolded tho, as much as I tried to.
By the way, your moniker says a lot actually.

Collegenews:

No life is boring as far as you are living right.
Just be fine.

Thank you sire.

Collegenews:

You are pardoned.
I am expecting your update tho.

Haha. I don't know what to write about anymore.
I lead a very boring life fa.

Collegenews:

You said?

Ema bi nu sir. Forgot I wrote that.

By the way, who's back?

My baby is, you may not know her tho.

Collegenews:

I was busy reading your today's update.

Hahahahahahahaha
I didn't promise to update every single day for one week sir.

Collegenews:

Lmao.
No wahala dear.

You haven't updated your diary today sir.

Collegenews:

Adesewa is sure in.
Don't worry anyways, I will hook you up with Lastie when a Whatsap group has been created for the cause.
You are now on Whatsap right?

Alright alright. I will be expecting that sir, especially the part about hooking up with Lastie.

Yes Sir, I am on WhatsApp.

Collegenews:

Ohh! You girls are in for real?

For me, yes sir I'm in.
Don't know about Adesewa sha.

Queenyprinxex:

Dapchi been very good man. Thanks

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I swear you are a correct mad man.
.
What's this?
It's not a bad thing if an almost 70-year old woman defines virtue as your ability to tie wrapper 24 hours a day or wearing gowns with two queen sized mattresses as shoulder pads

I swear it's very funny.

Collegenews:


You all are ganging up against me. I forgive y'all.
Lastie has been fine and that thing is holding soon, on or before September.

Haha.
Regards to her.
Good to know sir.
Keep two spaces for Adesewa and me o.

Collegenews:

This girl, do you ever forget anything?

Good morning Sir.
That was what you said sir.
Only reminded you.
How is my Auntie Lastie baby tho?

Collegenews:

Thank you my sister.
How have you been?
Big congratulations on your PUTME.

I've been very fine sir.
Nice to have you back.
Thanks so much.
By the way, you said if you did not do that thing in February or you would do it highest February. Should we be expecting the gist?

Collegenews:
Here shouldn't be dry in Jesus name.
Queenypr.inxex.
I heard you miss me.

Welcome back sir.

MZrapper:

I have been good. Trust you are too.
Please check your mail.

Done ma.

MZrapper:
TemitopeJnr.

My sweetest Mama.
Good afternoon Ma. How have you been ma?

maynation:

Hey DT! Sorry I'm just seeing the notification of that. I do not currently have access to that mail. Could you make use of this please?
.

Okay Ma. Right away
Miss you.

Egoat:

Can you please share the link to the dairy suspected to be May's?

Here it is sir.

https://www.nairaland.com/6382394/life-after-saying#up

Queenyprinxex:
How are you doing Darl?

I'm very well ma, how about you?
Happy new year ma.