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am sorry to sound like a novice... but this "correct score in first half thing.. how do I do it... like I don't see d score u guys a talking about... am lost please

its real!! just heard it on radio..... hope politics won't just come to the party here.... good luck to all those that ll give it a try

kindly drop the girls reply

Basketball legend Micheal Jordan was to feature in an advert for an
energy drink company. in America… D trick is this ..he will miss couple
of shots intentionally, and after taking the drink he will hit the target to
look as if the energy drink helped him hit the target. the problem faced
during the advert was that he couldn’t get himself to miss the shot he
kept throwing the ball into the net… reason? he’s addicted to success, u
can say there is perfection in his blood system. we can all be addicted to
success like ds great guy how?keep doing what u believe in
one day u know aw to do better than anyone in d same line with u. its
short but try get my point. U CANT KEEP WALKING AND BE ON THE
SAME SPOT. morning nairalanders

let's see what ds brings

Mrs zamani

mahnn

I see my grand pa

Done only in Nigeria

No famzing nw, my man won. Babarians rock!

Chinedu d Comedian.

SOMEONE TOLD ME d show is usually one day behind

Am seein chinedu, cosy is a green snake,he can evolve, 0tto is goin steady, same wt Emmanuel.

Edward Smith, a 63-year-old man told a television audience earlier this week that he has made love to over 700 cars in his lifetime. The revelation which sounds really bizarre got the entire airwaves buzzing, with many describing him as a ‘lunatic’. However, Smith disclosed that he has since settled down with the ‘love of his life’ – a Volkswagen Beetle he calls Vanilla.
While ITV’s presenters, Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden tried to ask probing questions about the details of his sexual history with four wheeled machines, Smith rolled out more of his unimpressive resume. He claimed to have slept with Jaguars, Mustangs, had threesomes in car parks and car showrooms, and has even had brief flings with helicopters and planes.
According to odditycentral.com, Smith began to look at car magazines in the same way some men devoured pornography even as a teenager. He said he lost his virginity to a neighbour’s Volkswagen Beetle at age 14.
“I got tempted one night to step outside to gently caress the car. It did something for me, woke something up inside of me,” he said.
Once this desire had been awakened, he began to seek out cars that he was attracted to. When asked how he makes love to a car, he clarified that he is not attracted to any kind of penetration.
“It’s hugging and holding the shape of the car close to me and talking to it a little bit. The rest is just physical satisfaction. I basically just unzip, I’ve never got naked on a car – in public,” he said.
The 63-year-old did have girlfriends in secondary school and university, and one who he met as an adult living in San Francisco in 1971, although he was never able to consummate the relationship.
“It was not a thoroughly satisfying experience. I never got so involved like my brothers did and spent the night with them,” he said.
But today, his white Volkswagen Vanilla is his girlfriend and the love of his life.
“She certainly has become special. I got her in 1982 so it will be 30 years on December 23rd. I met her when I was involved in a relationship with another Volkswagen Beetle called Victoria.
“Sometimes I say to myself that Edward, in your heart and soul you know that these are cars but when I hold them in my arms I do feel an energy that comes from each one of them. But Vanilla is special. She is my baby. Beyond that, there’s a very deep love that I wouldn’t want anything to separate us after 32 years,” he said.
While he allows mechanics to fix cars, he has a strict rule: he is the only one allowed to wash them.
“I prefer to do that myself. It’s like giving her a bath. I talk to her, play music, suds her all up.” source: punchng

Honestly shz ryt, I know dz 4d very fact bcoz am one doz guys, u just talk about me @op

This wont probably Happen

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She will bounce back!

Circumstances takes us to where we dont want to go sometimes,it did when years ago my mum was ill, as a GUY i had to cook what I will eat for a week,my God I almost killed myself. So my First glorious day of suffering I wanted to fry 2 eggs,due to unfamiliarity with cooking,I used 2 cubes of seasoning to fry 2eggs, Jesus it was like frying nothing but seasoning alone, like nothing but seasoning alone,it got to a point I wanted to make Eba,okay so I boiled the water,my garri was in a bowl, and I started pouring the water on the Garri, my sis got in;
sis:I lyk dz style o
me:which style?
Sis:drinking garri with warm water
me: no...am making eba na she laughed so hard I could see the veins in her head.... Lets see how your first cooking show went down like.

Best words> Leave both of them.

Bilabong:
If this is true why is super eagle the opposite case?

they probably dont know d qualities of dr own kind of Eagle

PRINCIPLE 6
When ready to lay eggs, the female and male eagle identify a place very high on a cliff where no predators can reach. The male flies to earth and picks thorns and lays them on the crevice of the cliff, then flies to earth again to collect twigs which he lays in the intended nest. He flies back to earth and picks thorns laying them on top of the twigs. He flies back to earth and picks soft grass to cover the thorns. When this first layering is complete the male eagle runs back to earth and picks more thorns, lays them on the nest; runs back to get grass it on top of the thorns, then plucks his feathers to complete the nest. The thorns on the outside of the nest protect it from possible intruders. Both male and female eagles participate in raising the eagle family. She lays the eggs and protects them; he builds the nest and hunts. During the time of training the young ones to fly, the mother eagle throws the eaglets out of the nest. Because they are scared, they jump into the nest again.
Next, she throws them out and then takes off the soft layers of the nest, leaving the thorns bare When the scared eaglets again jump into the nest, they are pricked by thorns. Shrieking and bleeding they jump out again this time wondering why the mother and father who love them so much are torturing them. Next, mother eagle pushes them off the cliff into the air. As they shriek in fear, father eagle flies out and catches them up on his back before they fall and brings them back to the cliff. This goes on for sometime until they start flapping their wings. They get excited at this newfound knowledge that they can fly.
The preparation of the nest teaches us to prepare for changes; The preparation for the family teaches us that active participation of both partners leads to success; The being pricked by the thorns tells us that sometimes being too comfortable where we are may result into our not experiencing life, not progressing and not learning at all. The thorns of life come to teach us that we need to grow, get out of the nest and live on. We may not know it but the seemingly comfortable and safe haven may have thorns.
The people who love us do not let us languish in sloth but push us hard to grow and prosper. Even in their seemingly bad actions they have good intentions for us.
PRINCIPLE 7
When an Eagle grows old, his feathers become weak and cannot take him as fast as he should. When he feels weak and about to die, he retires to a place far away in the rocks. While there, he plucks out every feather on his body until he is completely bare. He stays in this hiding place until he has grown new feathers, then he can come out.
We occasionally need to shed off old habits & items that burden us without adding to our lives.

First topic on here mods,not sure if this is the right place to post this,if wrong please help move to the right place, thanks.

PRINCIPLE 1
Eagles fly alone at high altitude and not with sparrows or other small birds. No other bird can got to the height of the eagle. Stay away from sparrows and ravens.
Eagles fly with Eagles
PRINCIPLE 2
Eagles have strong vision. They have the ability to focus on something up to five kilometers away. When an eagle sites his prey, he narrows his focus on it and set out to get it. No matter the obstacles, the eagle will not move his focus from the prey until he grabs it.
Have a vision and remain focused no matter what the obstacle and you will succeed.
PRINCIPLE 3
Eagles do not eat dead things. They feed only on fresh prey. Vultures eat dead animals, but eagles will not.
Be careful with what you feed your eyes and ears with, especially in movies and on TV. Steer clear of outdated and old information. Always do your research well.
PRINCIPLE 4
Eagles love the storm. When clouds gather, the eagles get excited. The eagle uses the storm’s wind to lift it higher. Once it finds the wind of the storm, the eagles uses the raging storm to lift him above the
clouds. This gives the eagle an opportunity to glide and rest its wings. In the meantime, all the other birds hide in the leaves and branches of the trees.
We can use the storms of life to rise to greater heights. Achievers relish challenges and use them profitably.
PRINCIPLE 5
The Eagle tests before it trusts. When a female eagle meets a male and they want to mate, she flies down to earth with the male pursuing her and she picks a twig. She flies back into the air with the male pursuing her.
Once she has reached a height high enough for her, she lets the twig fall to the ground and watches it as it falls. The male chases after the twig. The faster it falls, the faster he chases it. He has to catch it before it
falls to the ground. He then brings it back to the female eagle.
The female eagle grabs the twig and flies to a higher altitude and then drops the twig for the male to chase. This goes on for hours, with the height increasing until the female eagle is assured that the male eagle has mastered the art of catching the twig which shows commitment. Then and only then, will she allow him to mate with her.
Whether in private life or in business, one should test commitment of people intended for partnership.

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[color=#006600][/color] Laughters

Wat u ex disliked about u, wl probably be wat ur new date wl love so much about u,humans are different,let it be, we are born wt flaws

Mikel's game is going down every min!

Zikdik: Na soso prayer them dey do since yesterday. The enviroment isn't ''atheist-friendly'' at all, guess i'm used to people trying to shove their religion up my butt by now.
But the school dry sha. Abeg, I dey find hostel oh.

u'r in skul 2day?? Did dy conduct any kind of reg or screening?

jummieetosho: @temmzz,i was dere lastyr,paid my acceptance fee,did my screening n i collected my file buh i'm yet to pay d fees n complete d screening....wbu?

paid all, but avnt started with d process at all,I was in skul yesterday(jan 6), till like 3'o clock.. I left when I noticed drz no sign of dm attending 2.us (coz I cam 4rm Akure) ,I ll b comin ova 2day or 2morow,so I wl stay som1 till d week ends.

jummieetosho: @temszz,yeah!!

how far av u gone wit d registration?? Can I av ur contact¿¿

Anyone 4 English and literary studies pls??

Pls Can I go 4d registration or start d registration 0n jan 3?