₦airaland Forum

ColdHunter:
Except you have a clueless president who is claimed to be a master of politics, but not a master of governance.

Shame

Absolutely ‼️
Clueless is an understatement but lost in ideas.

She's in her own prison of comfort ‼️

hisexcellency34:
Senator Dino Melaye man with steeze

Thank God
Kogi people dodged a bullet 🎯

This is a good picture of the man that would make a change in Nigeria ‼️

Why can't you place a healing hand on her first as a Prophet ❓

Then even Professor's will ask for her hand in marriage.

Haba Yaro ‼️

Baa Turenchi ⁉️

Gringory admission of failure ‼️

A leader should not run but fixed the problem 😞

LordLicifer:
Trump! The greatest US president ever!


Trump ma nigga!

Ignorance from someone that Trump depicted as ape and yet happy to lick his ass ❓

Zege7716:
What is this one saying? Britain should just come out formally and say they are now an Islamic nation!

Ignorance from Africa 🌍 ‼️

For People criticising Prof Wole Soyinka ‼️

May you find healing for the hate in your heart ❤️💔

Blockage for everyone ‼️

Who is the LOSER ⁉️

Nigeria security apparatus is now as good as our Man O War in those days ‼️

Nigeria security apparatus is as good as our Man I War in those days ‼️

They would have picked a Christian Preacher immediately.
Nigeria will never be secured as long as the three major tribes shared the same country‼️

Someone will soon head to court for denying him primary as entrenched in the constitution ‼️

Never trust this Politicians hymmmm 🤔

This is a Renewed Hope promised and the price could double if Emilokan is returned in 2027‼️
Unfortunately, there's no credible opposition

Another developmental level in Angola ‼️

Go and take care of your mother Ayo Fayose ‼️

I hope the tiny man isaq akintola of muric is learning here ‼️

I have never seen a Dumbest Joke with a fake Prof title in my life as this tiny muslim man ‼️

amaridigital:
He destroyed Iranian leader and he's about to destroy the Kingdom of Christ because he's the Antichrist.

Nobody can destroy the Kingdom of Christ‼️
Herod Failed!
Pharaoh Failed !!
Jews Failed !!!
Romanian Failed !!!
Other Anti Christ Failed !!!

Dumbest Trust - the Nebuchadnezzar of our time has Failed ‼️

Dumbest Trump is now realizing a Big Mistake comparing himself to Jesus ‼️

That's the beginning of the end of a despot‼️

Nebuchadnezzar of our time

omikel:
Good day Nairalander,
I will be brief with my story of how I conquered one of the cats that have been terrorizing us for years in our compound. If you like, call it ANIMAL CRUELTY, but if you read to the end, you will know what I have endured for long.
On this beautiful but hot evening, I wanted to go have my shower at the tap outside with the hope to cool my body temperature.
I felt something moved fast towards one edge of the boys quarter, my instinct doesn't deceive me, IT IS ONE OF THOSE UNCULTURED CAT that used to make irritating noise while mating behind our fence. I wouldn't know if they usually come from different places to have their usual DO THE DO at our backyard. I took no offence for them doing that because nature can not be cheated. But the problem is the noise at the wee hour of the night when one is supposed to be deep in sleep.
They will make different kind of Moaning like human and at times cry like a toddler whose biscuit was snatched by his elderly one, I don't know if anyone has had the kind of experience I am trying to narrate here.
But one of them ran into the hands of an angry man who the current situation on ground has made more angrier, like the yoruba will say "Ajá tó yó, kìí bá aiyo seré"
Na so I retreived back to my room to pick up my self defense tool any day (a matchet).
I tip-toed back and lay still in the dark with my touch light on the left hand and my thumb on its switch.
Cats are very sensitive and can see in the dark like tomorrow no dey, but na luck help me kill am this day "Oluwa lo funmi pa* 😁😁😁
Immediately I felt some movement again, my thumb was the first action taker on the switch of my Torchlight, gboa! Light everywhere, the cat's eye self is another version of Torchlight on me. But I summoned courage, it is either you die today or you escape and never come back to this vicinity.
We entered battle, I pursued the 'were' to one end where where it believe is an hiding place but there is no escape route except through where I was standing with my Torchlight beaming at it and it was gazing at me also. Who will make the first move?
I tricked it into believing I am tired, within a twinkle of an eye, I blinked the light by tapping the switch pim pim the mad cat want to run out of its enclave na so I matchetted it like a criminal who is about to steal phone through the window.
But to be sincere, the thing get power, with that one hit, I thought it will be dead, rather it make one hunch back style of defense, and began to make some buzz sound with its mouth and all its claws were sharply released out, na so I woos am the second time before it succumb to weakness and finally third hit made it surrender to alumuntu.

ÌKÀ ‼️

I asked my brother to behave as if he's my ADC and they thought I was a Military Officer when I bought my laptop at Computer Village a few years ago ‼️

I respect our SE brothers for their ingenuity 😉

Our Developer Boys in Lagos will show the tested iPhone and distract him within seconds and changed to the package stuff before he departed ‼️

Wotowotoman:
You wrote what yourself? You wey no sabi write or speak English?

Haba 🧐

You too can bring your AI stuff and let's see ‼️

Oyindamolah:
1 win in 7 for Chelsea
Arsenal wins the 6 matches
City wins the remaining 7 matches it would boil down to goal difference
City Pilling the pressure on arsenal.

How things changed very quickly ‼️
It was a nine points gap a few days ago and by next week it's very likely to be just three points.

Arsenal's defeat is truly a "Punch 👊 on the face"

Oyindamolah:
You fit talk am like say na emotions dey run the game, but from a proper football neutral, that take no complete.

Arsenal no be unserious team — far from it. Under Mikel Arteta, they’ve built one of the most structured sides in the league. Their positional play, pressing triggers, and control in midfield are top-tier.

The real issue isn’t seriousness — it’s game management under pressure.

When the stakes are highest:

They sometimes struggle to convert dominance into goals

They get vulnerable in transition (especially against fast, direct teams)

And mentally, they still dey chase that “champion ruthlessness” wey teams like City don master

So if you say “Arsenal no serious,” e go sound like banter — but tactically, the truth be say: 👉 They’re a very serious team that hasn’t fully matured into a title-winning machine yet

That gap between “very good” and “champion” na where the problem dey.

If you wan be harsh, criticize their killer instinct, not their seriousness.

But the team has been together for Five years under Arteta and coming closer for three years is enough to push them above the line ‼️

Arsenal Quadruple Seasons to Treble to Double and now to TROUBLE‼️

It means Nigerian Army is NO Better than "Man O War" ‼️

Mitsurugi:
Manchester City will win the FA Cup for sure. Imagine even after a shitty season, Carabao, FA Cup and EPL from nowhere!


I'll never rate Arteta if he can't win the EPL before Guardiola leaves.

That would be damaging to the Premier League that Man City win the EPL despite the fluttering ‼️