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Culture › Re: Adebutu Kessington In ₦300m Rolls-Royce Phantom by tesppidd: 4:54pm On Oct 24, 2019

GogobiriLalas:
What else is there to live for? Certainly not sex

Live For Jesus.

Celebrities › Re: E-Money Poses With His Beautiful Family, Enjoys Vacation Together by tesppidd: 3:52pm On Oct 24, 2019

I have never seen him snap with his family before, only he and his cars and watches.

This is the first time!

Abi Is this a subtly and indirect message to EFCC that;

"I am a responsible man ooh"

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Culture › Re: Adebutu Kessington In ₦300m Rolls-Royce Phantom by tesppidd: 3:50pm On Oct 24, 2019

Angelfrost:
Everyone loves money... Some are just more honest and open about it.

Yes everybody loves money.

But there are levels to everything in life.

Some can kill for money, some can't.
Some can become occultic for money, some can't.
Some can prostitute for money, some can't.
Some can steal money, some can't.

People love food more than people.
People love sex more than people.
People love liquor more than people.

Same way people love money more than people.

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Culture › Re: Adebutu Kessington In ₦300m Rolls-Royce Phantom by tesppidd: 3:14pm On Oct 24, 2019

It seems to me that people who are closer to the grave are the ones who even love money the most.

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Career › Re: Banks’ Contract Workers Rise To 46,235 by tesppidd: 3:12pm On Oct 24, 2019

tobiloba940:
Experience is the best teacher

What

I am too big for that hommie.

The last born of my family is an ABM at Access Bank.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 1:47pm On Oct 24, 2019

Vocabulary Development;

Word - GOAT(noun)

Meaning - Messi
Noun - goatness, goatification
Verb - goat
Adjective - goatify
Adverb - goatly

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Career › Re: Banks’ Contract Workers Rise To 46,235 by tesppidd: 1:34pm On Oct 24, 2019

Enter any bank and see about 30 people.

Inside that 30, not more than 5 would be staff.

Those 5 might be collecting above 300k while the remaining 25 will be collecting 70, 70k.

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Crime › Re: Army Arrests Lawan Abubakar Umar Garliga & Bayaga Manye, Boko Haram Members by tesppidd: 12:47pm On Oct 24, 2019

Waste the mutherfuuuckers!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 12:15pm On Oct 24, 2019

nihilistjnr:
None of them have won at least 5 Balon dors

Agreed

But that's not in your criteria

Crime › Re: Ogun Hotel Where Underage Girls Sleep With Men For N500 And N1,000 by tesppidd: 11:50am On Oct 24, 2019

It's a pity. Nothing but poverty.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 11:41am On Oct 24, 2019

nihilistjnr:
FTFY

lol

That leaves your sample space very open;

Pedro, Sanchez, Pique, Marcelo, Boateng, Abeloa, Kroos, so many. All qualified as your GOAT.

But for me,

Christmas GOAT or Messi.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 10:29am On Oct 24, 2019*

Neymar1095:
choke on this one as well

You be fool aswear.

Van Nistelroy made the comments but he's angry at being taken out of context by the media to mean that Messi is greater than all those other players.

Why am I even bothering myself explaining to a low brain human mutt like Neymar1095?
grin

Even if I captured it perfectly in colourful pictures with French, German, Dutch, English, Hausa and Yoruba translators you still wouldn't get it.

You're built like that, iimbecile!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:49am On Oct 24, 2019

Neymar1095:
Another one......Lol.

He still doesn't understand!!

grin

Read and research! Stop pilfering on Twitter.

Dumbino Dumbosi.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:41am On Oct 24, 2019

Neymar1095:
Shut up Stupppidd. Stop preaching to us and Cry to RVN.

Use your head, think out the box.

Stop embarrassing your father at home.

Stop being a testament to improper use of condoms and contraceptives.

I won't explain logic to you.

Don't blame me that the only time you use your head is when you give head.
It ain't ma fault.

grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:32am On Oct 24, 2019

Neymar1095:
See this sheep . Who is this dumb dumb...? I love how RVN shamed your Ass.

So obvious that you still cannot comprehend what Van Nisyelroy said.

Who did this to you?

Of over a million sperm cells, not a single smart one!
And even if there was just one, what did they have?
A bunch of dull eggs by default.
And then came the foetus!
Already condemned and ready to be unleashed unto the world as Neymar1095.

grin

Son of a gun!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 2:51pm On Oct 16, 2019

Number 6.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 2:12pm On Oct 16, 2019

airmark:
No important trophy won by Messi, without Busquets. So TLona1 has a point, Busquets carried Messi. Such shouldn't be the case for a real GOAT.

Good revelation by Tlona1. So those saying Messi would flop if he leaves Barca may be right, if Tlona1 could link Messi's trophies to Busquets.

What trophies really?

Because there are individual trophies and there are team trophies.

Which one we dey talk?

Sports › Re: Who Poses More Danger: Messi Or Ronaldo? (With Photos) by tesppidd: 1:56pm On Oct 16, 2019

SincereBigot:
Until messi wins a cup for his country... nobody should compare ronaldo to messi thanks

says who?

you?

hehehehehe

Sports › Re: Who Poses More Danger: Messi Or Ronaldo? (With Photos) by tesppidd: 1:54pm On Oct 16, 2019

DanXplore:
Chai...so that you will send boys to kee me. Ronaldo fans cannot be trusted

hehehehehehe

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 1:50pm On Oct 16, 2019*

nihilistjnr:
I think he has a point sha

Busquet won the World Cup and Euros without Messi

Meanwhile, Copa America organisers went to invite Qatar, Iran,and Alimosho local government to give Messi a chance...and he still flopped it

I think the only difference between Busquets and Messi is that Busquet had people to carry him for both club and country

I know Messi looks at his Spanish passport and cries everyday. The only people to make a worse decision where the Nigerians who voted in Buhari.

I still think Alimoshi can thrash Latvia and Leichtenstein.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 1:49pm On Oct 16, 2019

airmark:
So without Busquets, Messi wouldn't have won all the trophies he won. Then Ronaldo >>>>>Messi. The Portuguese needs no certain player before he could win trophies. The real GOAT.

Why must a player be certain?

Certain player or different players, makes no bearing on the discussion.

Though,
He still needed Eder on the most important day of his life.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 1:40pm On Oct 16, 2019

What da hell is going on in my thread?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 8:03pm On Oct 15, 2019*

Kendzyma:

The RSSSF’s ranking of the top 10 scorers in the history of soccer is as follows:

#1: Josef Bican (Czech Republic) - 805 goals from 530 matches (1.52 per match)

#2: Romario (Brazil) - 772 goals from 993 matches (0.78 per match)

Who scored the most career goals in soccer history?
Brazilian great Romario. Photo: @FootballFifty50 | Twitter

#3: Pele (Brazil) - 767 goals from 831 matches (0.92 per match)

#4: Ferenc Puskas (Hungary) - 746 goals from 754 matches (0.99 per match)

#5: Gerd Muller (Germany) - 735 goals from 793 matches (0.92 per match)

Who scored the most career goals in soccer history?
German great Gerd Muller. Photo: @imanmikhael_ | Twitter

#6: Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal) - 700 goals from 973 matches (0.72 per match)

#7: Lionel Messi (Argentina) - 672 goals from 828 matches (0.81 per match)

Everybody carry 800 games dey waka your MCM carry 973 games dey brag.

NA ONLY RONALDO DEY FOR 900 GAMES CLUB.
grin

Why you dey play yourself like this na?

grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 2:22pm On Oct 15, 2019

TLona1:
Goals + assists

Messi - 949

Ronaldo - 920 (146 games more)

This is the ultimate yardstick for all the comparisons.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 2:20pm On Oct 15, 2019

Kendzyma:
You are just speculating,let him achieve that first then we can talk.for now,ronaldo has left the 600 mark for messi.

Messi registered fewer penalties?..or you meant he sent most of it to mars?

Mark? Who made it a mark?

I can decide to make 650 my mark, or make 671 my mark.

Mark is abstract.

And I bet you Messi will make 800 before Ronaldo at this rate.

Soon we shall be seeing something like;

Messi 800 goals in 900 games.
Ronaldo 800 goals in 1100 games.

Wait and see!

And for the bolded,

No Sir, he didn't.

Ronaldo has taken more penalties,
Ronaldo has scored more penalties,
And
Ronaldo has missed more penalties.

He is the real penaldo. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 12:23pm On Oct 15, 2019

Melvyn11:
So why exactly are you posting this here?

Okay.

True, try to maintain the consistency.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 12:13pm On Oct 15, 2019

Chrisus:
Any Penaldo fan that wants to come here and froth should go through this page first.

https://michelacosta.com/en/messi-vs-ronaldo/

lol

Any GOAT besides Messi is fraud.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 12:01pm On Oct 15, 2019

Ob3kpa:
Came to a Barcelona thread to post about Ronaldo that you guys said isn't even in la liga again
It is like Messi has built a duplex inside your brain

That's what I was telling Melvyn the other day.

Melvyn still hasn't showed up.

But if you post one thing good about Messi on a Barca thread he would show up here faster than a fat 600 pounder who sat down too fast.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 11:57am On Oct 15, 2019

Kendzyma:
Early morning poison for barkabots

Kai, Who killed shame in this world? ehn??

The last thing that any Ronaldo fan with sense and shame would want to do right now is troll Messi because of this 700 goals mark.

1. Messi is only 24 goals away from 700 despite PLAYING 146 GAMES FEWER. 146!

2. Messi has got more Assists in far fewer games.

3. Messi has registered fewer Penalty Goals.

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Sports › Re: Overheads, free-kicks, backheels... Ronaldo's TEN best goals of the GOAT's 700 by tesppidd: 11:49am On Oct 15, 2019

The last thing that any Ronaldo fan with sense and shame would want to do right now is troll Messi because of this 700 goals mark.

1. Messi is only 24 goals away from 700 despite PLAYING 146 GAMES FEWER. 146!

2. Messi has got more Assists in far fewer games.

3. Messi has registered fewer Penalty Goals.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 8:57am On Oct 15, 2019

nihilistjnr:
I just dey mehn

I'm not as active as I used to be before, but that one no mean say the Pro-ororo agenda is dead.

This thread is still under surveillance

How your side bro?

No too much wahala.

These international breaks no just make sense atall.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 7:47am On Oct 15, 2019

TLona1:
^^^^^

Vice Goat would be best.

Or maybe osinbajo-GOAT.

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