₦airaland Forum

SpyGod:
Too bad, you arent the bag of weight i thought you would be. Just a paperweight with an abragado facade. Just joining verbs with adverbs without subject or purpose... Is this how you have survived NL all these days? Mumbling adjoints and stabbing prepositions like its peak milk..... When you are grown off breast milk, with proper hit tracks, not those daddy's poems you've been reciting ooo....Come back

SpyGod:
In your feeble mind now, you've just spoken right?..... Ohh what a waste of sperm

SpyGod:
You never dissapoint me.....the deeper we go into the night, the more your stupidity. Just exactly like your elder brother.....Am beginning to think the dumbness is hereditary...

SpyGod:
As a child in the ministry, its normal to think those watery gibberish you are spewing is what this is all about.......



What you dont know is more than the number of years your father worked as a labourer just to feed you this stupidity

SpyGod:
Still same lines his father used before him, now willed to you as a birthday gift.



Oya continue, please open the book to page 24.... U will see where your father confessed he's been impotent right from birth. Ohh sorry, he neva told you the landlord is your biological father?

SpyGod:
Funny how you cope..... With the way your sister convulses frequently, i must say it must be really hard on you. Maybe i will allow your mother come home to look after the remnants of her family...Take heart

SpyGod:
Same old lines your father used....

SpyGod:
The only reason why i dont read your replies is simply because i know your limit......Its going to be irresponsible of me to expect sensible sentences from someone birthed of incest. The generational curses following you be like ATM Queue

SpyGod:
Story Story......Story




Keep wasting the little MB left in your brain to type outdated grammars. Who vocabulary epp?

You better find beta pastor to deliver you from evrry spirit of bedwetting you told me was troubling you...

SpyGod:
yes i felt the vibration in your voice. Ohh dear, if only you had used your brain today, i wouldnt have reprimanded you that harsh too naa......

SpyGod:
See painment ooooo chaiiii

SpyGod:
Yes i remember. I was also told your fatherz dick is as lifeless as straw. Dont ask me why your mum hasnt been sleeping ahome in the last few weeks....Hehehe, i do it for God brother, dont thank me naa. Habaa

SpyGod:
You will be surprised the only member of your family that came close to distinction was your father. Oh richard, he worked hard hoping he would end up with a better life. But hell no, fate dealt him a deadly blow. Broke as hell, yet no dependable child to his name. Awhhh, you are so pathetic that you almost drove me to tears when i heard of your father's stroke attack. I will temember him in prayers....

SpyGod:
See mumu, still living the life of a toddler at age 39. Oponu oshii

SpyGod:
Isnt that why the only certificate in your possession is that of your carwash graduation ...Ode ayirada oponu obondetai

SpyGod:
lolzzz, now you are beginning to get wise....


Your days are numbered. Stvpid rednecks like you think everyone with a moustache is your playmate. Shioorrrr.....


You mind telling us about the wound on your father's left thigh?

RasheedUmar:
LOL! You get time. I wouldn't engage him unless he reveals his real identity. Why would I be chasing ghosts when I'm not an exorcist?

Ignore the COWARD, please!

SpyGod:
Now my matter has suddenly become a national issue. Lols.



Here are important details about me you need to know before you give yourself hypertension.


1. i dont give a fcck about anyone on nairaland
2. I dont giv a fcck abt kinginvahala, your supposed nightmare

3. Neither do i give a fcck about you or your caucus.


I am just me. so you see, if you have nothing to say, jump out of this thread and play where you can oppress innocent people easily.


Hian

RasheedUmar:
Bloody reeetard! Stop tagging me with the random rubbish you stole from the internet. Use your brain; if you don't have, insert a memory card in your skull.

SpyGod:
Warris dis one saying....
Just a day in cotonou, u don get american accent.. i tire oo

RasheedUmar:
I don't trust him to come up with something reasonable. Samurai is as useless as his eczema.

SpyGod:
Can you just stop screaming like you are been circumsized with a rusted blade?

There's no difference in the degree of pain from the cut of a rusted blade or fresh blade?

You owe logic an apology This is an art you can't master, kid. The burden is too weighty for your fragile mental structure

Gush!!! Asking you to improvise is asking a lizard to fly.

RasheedUmar:

RasheedUmar:
You've been brutally sodomized, dickhead. Why don't you just deactivate your account now?

NiGeRianTr0ll:
I remember Travelling that Bridge when I came to Nigeria...There was traffic stretching miles, I won't buy that bullshìt that the road was deserted?

It's a lie

NiGeRianTr0ll:
If your useless ass was a responsible man then I would tell you I am old enough to drink to a stupor because that's the only way I could contemplate fvcking the pig you call wife.

Thank God you don't have a wife

NiGeRianTr0ll:
Takes a failed retard_ to judge fools. I am not part of the rape scandal, open your eyes clearly and free yourself from the mental block disturbing your frog brain.


Your mum is hustling In Libya trying to get money to smuggle her 69 ur old rotten pvssy to Italy to continue her prostitution.

If you weren't soo ugly you know you would be hustling in the "family business' tryna suck Divk.



First Class Failure

notoriousDIG:
Now you are barking boy... you don't have to bark

notoriousDIG:
Yes Yes Yes. I have successfully drilled you, you can now communicate with people without displaying your lunacy.



Say thank you.

notoriousDIG:
Whitewizard which one na Why you dey dull the movement




Mimzy go and put on your Urlando uniform na