₦airaland Forum

Martin0:
hahahah hahahahaha u nkor

prechbills1:
interesting

lefulefu:
in my former lodge then...the caretaker looking after it na mister okoro we nickname the guy but then anytime u call am the name for im presence e dey always dey vex am. Will always be telling us to call him Johnson and not okoro. Na so d man like weed and beer ehn. Anytime im high na so he go jus dey yarn u about im past life as a streetman. The guy come get one ugly wife wey her eyes be like owl own. One Saturday mornin na so d woman jus dey catwalk in her dirty wrapper for front of we guys as we dey relax for our frontpage dey discuss football dat mornin. Then mister okoro ugly wife suddenly turn waka go meet one guy wey siddon with us dey accuse d guy say he dey look at her yansh wen she dey waka. Laugh wan kill us dat day ehn.of all d fine girls wey dey d lodge na Mr okoro ugly wife with owl eyes na im person go come dey look. Every morning as we dey wake up na so we go jus dey dey hear d woman as she scream. Her scream go jus loud all over d compound. Anytime u hear her screaming like dat u will know that Mister okoro dey slam her punana. When she dey scream e dey sound like when frog dey croak for night. Very irritating i tell u.

prechbills1:
mehn... this one na waste

prechbills1:
when is your hungry sugar daddy going to credit your own account?


initially I thought you had sense... seems I made a mistake

prechbills1:
pm me your account details.

I'd send some cash, it'd be enough to take care of your bills in the psychiatric hospital

highpriestess:
the queen General.

prechbills1:
you just played yourself girl

donstan18:
Stanley okoro Efe Buhari

Chikita66:
Stanley please where do you want to work let me make call for you, I have connections o, I don't like that mud house you live in Orlu, I need you to build a house for them so that your sister that is doing biochemistry and part time runs can come home and stop squatting in imsu front gate.

prechbills1:
Thank God no fake fool mentioned me...
I like disgracing fake people..

donstan18:
Stanley okoro kiil u dia

forreelinc:
Wow that was as pathetic as your grand dads erection

Rapsino:
I think u r d one to mind ur business.

donstan18:
deep inside you, you want me to stop dissing you,
But pretending asif you want me to continue.
Well, I'll set you free today just because of maydebbie

TheUpsetGirl1:
Thegeneralqueen where are you? lol

forreelinc:
Took you long enuff, does it take that long for you to make your grand dad c*m i mean that's who you've been busy with right?

forreelinc:
empty vessel

forreelinc:
better than you whose 'GOT' nothing

forreelinc:
what can i say? i am following your lead grand dad f*cker

forreelinc:
whatever helps you sleep at night grand dad f*cker

forreelinc:
no boyfriend huh? you can go for your grand dad na i dont think he can turn down anyone at that age

forreelinc:
gal go suck a d!ck you are obviously bored.

forreelinc:
if you dont have anything to say, you no fit shut up ni?

forreelinc:
*sigh* later if bill gate talk say una no get sense una go dey vex

forreelinc:
omg simple question what does hushpuppi do for a living?
if una no know, then shut up and stop acting like you are tripping on LSD shiii

forreelinc:
How is typical Nigerian a job?

forreelinc:
Wait what does he do for a living again?