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kniceyyy:
A company is scouting for young talented footballers for sponsorship to Europe to play pro football. This maybe your own golden opportunity to become another Osimhen.

Details:
Location : Lagos(due to the timeline of the shortlisting) And you live outside Lagos , don't bother because the trial is 3PM Tuesday 31st March 2026 in Lagos

Age: between 17 and 20 years old anything outside that please don't attempt.

You will be required to come with your football boots and jersey to a location in Lagos at 3PM tomorrow 31st March 2026 for trial.

For more details: Contact (Also Whatsapp)
08 12209 72 16

Outside tomorrow, the opportunity will pass. Strictly for those who are serious and will report at the venue on time.

@admin, kindly move to front page, you never can know whose destiny is about to change with this. for more publicity. Thank you.

Na so una dey talk
Reach finish begin talk another thing

EmmyMaestro:
Wait for Childofdoom. He has the story you are looking for

His own from thousand to minus
But the guy na lair sha clickbate person

Aw6793:
what is the easiest way or school or course to get a bsc?
i dont mind paying for it if need be.

You do not have 30m for cert just go real school

insidelife22:
Which profession do you respect the most

If you meet soldier on the road and he ask i to kneel down. What you do next is out of respect. If group of doctors approach you for no reason would u kneel down

But soldier own na fear

stan4b:
Crypto trading. One of the best profession I've done in my life. After crypto, it's farming. eg, fish farming.

Lets link up brother.

I do spot

Drifter02:
I have a job. Earning a decent salary and my own place.

Yet all the women I keep talking to don't seem to want something to do with me.

I'm not being pathetic. That's how it is actually. There's always some other guy that outspends and competes for their attention.

The other ones I see are soo downright immature. Just babies masquerading as women, girls that have never faced adversity, girls that have no sense of responsibility. Attention-sucking leeches. Girls that can't even make up their own minds. Girls that keep running to their mothers for any single thing.

Other ones fancy themselves as hustlers and are always so difficult. Those ones are always competing with you for dominance. Soo crazy man.

And there are the brokies. Liabilities. No job. Nothing.

Omo I'm always so alone staying in my room, particularly at night. I feel soo alone.

I don't want a woman because of sex. Sex is sooo trivial. I honestly don't even care. Next time I have sex, it'd be to make a child.

I just don't know how single men honestly cope. It's so crazy out here

But you mastubate
Just that people would lie when asked

ComeComing:
Becos of an AI account i used to handle was banned, they now decided to ban two more alternate account on my phone.

Thank God my main account wasn't touched .. maybe because i didn't open the account on this phone.

YouTube is brutal

Tell me you are not the guy that got removed from amazon kdp also then meet dspiritual or deepspiritual guy on nairaland

PinkStarsFallIn you didn't reply me

[quote author=PinkStarsFallIn post=138819583]Anyone interested in a remote work that pays in pounds? I jave a desktop job that can pay over 1000pounds per month with outlier
But you have to be exceptionally good to pass the screening stage.
SQL
React
Python
Java
Css etc

Mr pink im also working on python projects by the way. I would love to connect. Sent w mail already.

PinkStarsFallIn:
What are you good on? The screening is not easy i hear.

Yh ill go with the python part in very familiar with it

JackDaAlienz:
It took me many years to realize that my father is a NICE guy.

The typical romantic that spoils the wife

My dad told me that I should always listen to my mum no matter what.

That my mum is my 2nd God
And I quickly shut him down!!! Nonesense

My mum has been manipulating my dad for many years. And he keeps doing what she says.

After over 20 years
I notice that being nice to a woman is the worst thing you can ever do as a man.

My mother still complains about everything despite how many mountain my dad has to move to make her happy. She still complains

Today he had a mental breakdown and since I'm the only one that calls out my mum bullshit.
Other siblings will side my mother.
So He meet me and explained to me.

I felt so much pity for my dad.
And vowed never to make his mistake.
Never treat your wife like she Is GOLD
Never exalt your wife like she is a goddess
She will finish you recklessly..

I am very brutal with my mumsi
Amd she kinda respect me fir that
I dey call her bull crap on sight. Her manipulation no fit work for me

But na my popsi wey still dey do lover boy
Dey vex me. Mumsi just dey use am do shege.

Do not be like my father

Do not learn the hard way

Not everybody has parent that they can comms with. Someone reading your thread wishes to be you. But it is what it is.

cutecommend:
Mature guys, if you meet a lady you love so much, how long can you be patient chasing her?

2 years max .

7[quote author=PinkStarsFallIn post=138816017]Anyone interested in a remote work that pays in pounds? I jave a desktop job that can pay over 1000pounds per month with outlier
But you have to be exceptionally good to pass the screening stage

How can i connect i sent you mail just now

bizzibodi:
That is a genie trapped inside coconut,you should have made a wish instead of breaking it.

So in one word everybody na mumu cos why i bring an obvious fiction Aladin to what op perceive to be real juju in his world.
Mumu op mumu everybody that believe jars exist and Africa is the way it is.
Its very easy for me to progress in this world fulled with people like this. From first page thise mugu just dey shout jarzz

Moseshutts:
Specs include
6gb ram
320gb hdd
Core i3 intel processor
Webcam
Good battery
Dvd drive
Windows 10
Free charger
Price is N100,000
Buy and Use
Location is Lagos
Call or whatsapp 08068408653

Divide 100k in to two equal halves. I see trouble

C[quote author=gracias124 post=138791634]I don't care if I live and die poor, but I will never play bet again because it made me poorer and make the bookies

Mr gracias

Ruth15:
Trust me I understand you but what do you suggest I do. Should I be worried about what she said and run for my dear life or I should just see it as another scam?

Just ask baba to back it up with proof and watch him begin to threaten or frame you. Na their pattern b that. Na hunger call the baba.
Use your head or make baba use am for una

Wetin concern baba with body na him create the body abi he study am wey he know say na infertility. Can he create any organ.

Upon all the babalawo we have in nigeria see as economy b. E no go ever better for who do us like this AMEN
Can he try this nonsense openly in usa or uk or even portugal.

[quote author=Ruth15 post=138786666]Good day everyone.

So over the weekend,my boyfriend and I visited a spiritualist. Our reason was because he has been unable to get my pregnant and due to the problems he has been facing in his finances.

After incantation,the spiritualist who is a woman told him that he was the one who has got infertility problem. And the reason is due to the fact that he has a spiritual wife
And thats the reason he has been unable to get me pregnant.

She told us she would perform some sacrifices and appease the gods on his behalf. So ,my people,has anyone here faced such similar things before? Should I be worried? Because I'm a very doubtful person,I think it may just be an illusion or something.

Please mods,help me push this to the front page so that I can get advise from the other elders.

E no go better for religion
So now baba see and communicate with spirits. What does the baba even know sef. If they aak him deep questions he starts to shake and threnten you.

Omor una don mad

Baba go still collect money for sacrifice from person wey get finance problem. Omor this is sick.

[quote author=Officer4 post=138784273]The search feature here on NL is a very critical feature for information retrieval.
Yet, it is simply based on keyword search rather than a modern information retrieval algorithm.

To search on NL you have to do it on google. The search box here only looks for the occurence of each word separately.

Create your own platform

MONEY247:
Rule no 1 don't enter a CAR...
when going public transport I avoid cars like a plague...
I rather trek....

Rule no 2...never put all your money in one bank account or device.... Always spread it...

Rule 3...always pray to God for safety

so u re saying someone in dubai would have to pray to God for safety

[quote author=AKAyomide post=138764578]I am at the stage where I don’t know what to do with my life anymore. I have always wanted to relocate abroad for a better career. I have 16M with me as of now. I have been nursing the ambition for a better life, dreams of my career, and raising a family without the stress of what I lived upon while growing up.
I got an admission offer at Hull University which I have what it takes to secure a visa and pay half tuition fees but I am concerned about the news coming out from the media


https://www.nairaland.com/8632522/wetin-una-dey-chop-uk

This is madness
Because im sure youve not focused on anything today other thanmaking 1h 10 times.

Is it worth it?
You are selling your soul for 1k

This is madness
There are programming involved in this thing that people dont ever understand.
When u log in to sportybet and see the bright red colours it instantly affects your mood, your vibration but most are not aware.
Repeatedly starking small small point wpuld leave you mostly deadely addicted to the act guess what still earning peanut.

[quote author=Kidblack200 post=138762398]If u shop on temu within the last 3 months pls lets connect i hv business for u u might be interested

What in for me

MarkNsukkaBread:
I don catch am.

I knew one person will go and try it! 🤣

So you think I will be foolish enough to disclose my real Nairaland password in public

So you think i have time to log out and try your passward because there is 2m waiting for me to harvest there right?

MarkNsukkaBread:
My Nairaland password is just "1234", I don't have time to complicate my life

Not working

Odidigboigbo:
My pass is 15 xters with combination of numbers, alphabet and special xters and I changed it every month. No one can ever guess it, because I use something that is not related to me to form it.

Overthinking go aoon kee you

Duchexx:
I will be sharing the foodstuff above to 50 persons. Please if you know someone that needs these items or if you need them yourselves. Feel free to text/call.
You won’t be paying for delivery fee. It’s absolutely free.
Goodluck to the lucky persons
08033336524

Im interested sir
How can i contact you.

Miciuk23:
am day 3 free off cigarettes,sk loud and alcohol
How can I find my purpose

Go back in time to tour child hood
They posses the purest of all desire and unique.

moststylish:
so you are making money from survey and you are requesting for loans all the time,why

I started recently

ExudeLoveToAll:
So renting a house means u don't have money? Omo make una dey think with una head oooo not with your leg.

So renting a house means you have money bah