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See the chicken change they gave to us, while we been having this fuccking country for ages

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If there is one thing Buhari killed immediately he assumed office NLC. Those guys are so dead

Joachim Chinakwe, the man who named his dog Buhari, failed to meet bail conditions after he was arraigned before a Magistrate Court in Ogun state.

Joachim who is a trader, was said to have behaved himself in a manner that could cause breach of peace by naming his dog Buhari and parading same at the Hausa section of Ketere market in Sango area. Hence his arrest by the police. He has now been remanded at the Ibara Prison. Unbelievable!

1stCitizen:
Every one wants to embellish their profile with anything trending on social media to appear as good guys.

No one....not even a Nigerian company sponsored the lady that represented Nigeria in rowing in the Olympics. If she had won gold and started trending you would have seen them.

u hav said it all my dear, dats why Nigeria is always on the news only on useless matters

Wyttcat:
He's the spiritual leader just like the pope.

plz I dnt tink u knw de meaning of Pope? Go nd do ur research

All this becuz her guardian flogged her for having sex at home? I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up having a Grammy award too.

Anytin dey dey do mak my name comout oo

dnawah:
no na!but report urself to the nearest police office 1st.

OK i will but, I will go wit NDA them

Which Kingdom is this man ruling over? Cuz I barely see a picture about him at his Kingdom

I hope I don't go to prison for this

Congrats to the new governor of Ondo state

Watch some Zombies get pained by this

This crazy nudity is fat approaching Africa

They keep feeding Nigerians what they want to hear, while they keep hiding under the disguise.. .

End time pastor

kabrud:
Tell me one thing which is not true of all he has said and if u can't do dat, u nothing but a goat.

I don't believe someone wants to kill Buhari so dat corruption will continue. Only a goats lik u will believe dat. Git

When it comes to the bedroom department, nothing can break a man’s heart faster than the realization that he cannot satisfy his woman; luckily for many people however, this is a situation that can be remedied by taking appropriate steps.

The truth is, if you do not even realize there is a problem, you may end up as one of those men whose women get driven into the arms of another man (sometimes even their house helps, gatemen, drivers), due to dissatisfaction; this is because, whether you believe it or not, most women won’t bother talking to you about it before looking for a better lover.

So, wondering if perhaps you are not hitting the right buttons when in bed with your woman? Here are 3 signs that should sound a warning alarm in your head:

1. She NEVER initiates sex:
Dear men, don’t be deceived, WOMEN LOVE SEX JUST AS MUCH AS MEN! And the truth is, if you are giving it good to her, she will keep coming back for more. So if you see that you are always the one to make a move EVERY SINGLE TIME, bros,

that woman is not enjoying the pepper soup you are serving her in bed oh! Upgrade your game before it is too late.

We know that not everyone is born great in bed, but love making can be likened to cooking – just like when you are making pepper soup, you know you can always get better seasoning to make it more delicious, in the same way, you can also get better seasoning to SPICE THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM and make that woman want more and more of you till she starts to demand it!

2. Lovemaking is boring and seems like work to her:
This one is pretty obvious na! When you are making love to your woman and she just lies down there unresponsive like a log of wood and praying you just hurry up and finish so she can go and do something better like watch Telemundo, this is a sure sign that something is very wrong with your own MAN CHANNEL and you are not making her happy at.
If sex starts to seem like what she agrees to just so that you can allow her rest, hmmnn…bros, you need to do something about your instrument and skills fast before she finds another man to do your work for you. There are natural and safe ways to enhance your performance and even increase the size of your manhood, don’t dull yourself,

3. She simply does not let you touch her anymore:
Guys, if things have gotten to this stage already, there is a really big problem! In fact, you are lucky she has not dumped you yet because she obviously sees sex with you as a waste of time. ACT FAST NOW BEFORE YOU LOSE THAT WOMAN COMPLETELY.

Look, if a woman you call your wife won’t let you touch her again, or even your girlfriend who is not being stopped by her religious beliefs or desire to stay celibate till marriage suddenly starts resisting your touch for NO REASON, do you need a native doctor to explain to you that she considers you a waste of time in bed? This is a sure sign that she has given up on you and your weak performance – she simply has lost interest because you are not getting her satisfied at all.

Don’t give up yet, simply help yourself by acting fast to save your marriage and win your woman’s affection back.

kabrud:
Of all what he said, let us know which one is not true. This is the true Man of God who has risen above religious and ethnic bigotry. If u think he said all these because of money, pls mention ten pastors that cannot be bought over. What u want him to do is for him to be spreading ignorance, then u will clap hands for him and say he is the real MOG abi? Real Men of God don't do things just to be praised by humans.

oh plz true man of God my asss

That's called snow flakes

blackpanda:
He speaks truth. Why does it hurt u so bad??

Which truth is in this shxt? I call dis money talk, wen Him talk finish him go go bank straight go withdraw him money way him talk out

Money talk. Talk finish go withdraw ur money.... .. They are planning to kill Buhari so that CORRUPTION WILL CONTINUE. The line is as foolish as who said it

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On a stunning beach in Rio de Janeiro a group of brave souls have stripped the Olympic Games right back to basics as they pay tribute to the ancient Greeks by staging their own games - in the nude.

The dedicated naturists are competing every weekend in a series of high-spirited and energetic contests that toss all inhibitions out of the window.

The organisers of the Abrico Beach 'Olympic Games' say anyone can take part - as long as they are prepared to strip off.

They advise all competitors: 'There is no point worrying about 'what you look like when you bend over to pick up the ball, getting embarrassed when you fall over with your legs up in the air or bothering about your bits jiggling as you sprint for the finishing line.'

Naked Olympic 'events' include football, beach volleyball, swimming, sprinting and race walking. There are also a few non-Olympic sports such as the tug of war, surfing, which is due to debut at the 2020 Olympic games in Tokyo, and Peteca, a traditional game in Brazil which is played with a hand shuttlecock.

The stark-naked games on the dedicated naturist Abrico beach in Grumari, in the west zone of Rio, are a far cry from the rigorous and heavily contested competitions taking place just nine miles away in the Olympic city in Barra da Tijuca.

The games on the dedicated naturist Abrico beach in Grumari, in the west zone of Rio, are a far cry from the rigorous and heavily contested competitions taking place just nine miles away in the Olympic city in Barra da Tijuca

The stark-naked games on the dedicated naturist Abrico beach in Grumari, in the west zone of Rio, are a far cry from the rigorous and heavily contested Olympics. Pictured, Team GB cyclists Jason Kenny and Laura Trott
Naturist Elisangela Santiago, who runs Rio's Abrico Beach Naturist Association, said: 'We decided we wanted to enjoy the Olympics in a novel and liberating way that paid tribute to the origins of the sport.

'We have lined up a few fun games for people to get involved in. It doesn't matter if you haven't got an athletic bone in your body, the whole idea is to push out the boundaries and have plenty of legitimate fun while you happen to be naked.

'Our games are all about encouraging people to feel good about themselves and promote a healthy and positive way of living freely and be at one with nature,' she added.
Naturist Elisangela Santiago, who runs Rio's Abrico Beach Naturist Association, said: 'We decided we wanted to enjoy the Olympics in a novel and liberating way that paid tribute to the origins of the sport
The Olympic games stunt organised by the group has seen participants engage in volleyball, football and swimming in the icy water

Organiser Elisangela said: 'We make do with deck chairs for goalposts when we play football
Elisangela said: 'We are giving out medals for all those who are good sports and who participate. The only thing is that you will have to stand on a rock to receive your medal because we don't have a podium. And we make do with deck chairs for goalposts when we play football.'

It's winter in Brazil and temperatures have dropped from the summer highs of 45 degrees and hover around the 25 to 29-degree mark, and with a slight wind chill in the air, no one was brave enough to bear the cold South Atlantic waters without a stitch on. Even so the beach was packed with naked bodies.

'That doesn't mean you can't compete and show off your skills in the sea. It's just that many of us prefer to do it when it's warm,' explained Elisangela, a 35-year-old nurse.
Abrico beach is located in a remote area of Rio in a steep mountainous region with breathtaking scenic views
Abrico beach is located in a remote area of Rio in a steep mountainous region with breathtaking scenic views. It is not easily reached without a car. The beach is sheltered by soaring mountains that line the sandy coast. This makes it an ideal location for practicing naturism.

And even though the area is right beside another beach where everyone wears bikinis or swimming trunks, the nudism section is partitioned off by huge towering boulders that block the entrance to the naturists stretch.

This means no one can gawp, ogle or take sneaky pictures at a distance.

Businessman, Luis Carlos, 37, is second in charge of running the naturist reserve.

He said: 'We have over 1,000 members from all walks of life that include lawyers, teachers, police officers, scientists and so on, who regularly come here to relax and get a tan all over.'

Luis has been a naturist for the past six years and said he 'absolutely adores' the area.

He said: 'This is a really different and beautiful beach which complements our love of being naked and in contact with nature.'

Elisangela adds that nudism on the beach does not mean that people 'should expect to come looking for sex'.

She said: 'This is a family beach and we pride ourselves in keeping it secure and free of robberies and violence. We have security patrolling the area all the time, so people feel safe and their possessions are kept safe.

'There has never been any of the sort of problems that are associated with other beaches in Rio such as gangs of violent youths trawling and robbing sunbathers,' she added.

The area has been used as a skinny-dipping and nude sun-worshippers spot for over 20 years. But it was through the efforts of die-hard members that Abrico beach was officially designated a clothes-free zone by the Rio government in 2014. The 250 square metre rustic stretch of shoreline is Rio's first and only nudist beach.

'Many people are surprised that Rio only has one naturist area,' revealed Elisangela.

Sunofgod:
Ultra modern with primitive construction techniques...

see pained u ar.

Honestly do NAF, NA or NAVY hav any gud Surveillance machine? Wen dis guys fly dat der old 80s alpha jets wit no modern accessories, no radar receiver, no heat seeker. (heat seeker) is what jets like F16, F17 or F32 use in searching for someone hiding inside a building or in a forest with a lot of tree covering. Tell me if F16 is to be flown over that place once it will not see those girls?Nigerian govt abeg mak una cari una bad gist go!!!!

able20:
This man want to finish Dogara and his corrupt gangs. I thought they said only PDP politicians are corrupt, wait and see the latest Apc corruption technology

even if all apc members are saint, one person I knw isn't is AMEACHI. dat guy finish my state

Cnt even say if this is a gud news?

Another big talk

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shukuokukobambl:
Chei!! See wailing abeg

Why do you make it difficult for people to take you serious? I thought we were talking about sports here? Are you just programmed to wail endlessly?

OK do you know how many massob members were killed in 2014 under GEJ?

yea am a proud Wailer, bt dis time de joke is on u

shukuokukobambl:
So you don't know we won under 17 world cup and African under 20 championship in 2015 under buhari?

Apart from the fact that our first ever world cup was under buhari in 1985?

dat same 1985 do u knw de number of pipo dat die due to hunger?