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Taraby:
I'm sure you don't have any life outside Big brother, jobless fool that comment all the time

I'd rather be a " jobless fool " than a nuisance whose only life achievement is being blocked by a z list wannbe celebrity on Instagram .

MizzD:
Omatshola is a fine guy though and he has a good body. Too. He’d have been one of the most sought after males in the house if he had a different personality. I liek him regardless

He’s making toast with Seyi. And pretty kim is supervising.

Looking fit doesn't translate to good body .
He looks like a praying mantis

Have you seen him in bikini ?
I wanted to throw up .

Handsomeness is subjective , so I'm not about to counter your claim .
Just telling you there is a long gap between having very little body fat to actually having a sexy body .

Take Mike for instance ,he's not so muscly but he's superbly sexy.

His countenance .

His voice .

His stealth.

Oh la la la .

Mike can make a woman speak abradacabra .

Geezeem:
I have never hidden the fact that

I like Kim.....and I call her Kimmy

For the avoidance of doubt

I dont like people with herd mentality

I saw that in Kim....she no send !

She isnt afraid to speak her truth

Again she is the only housemate who

Owned up to her faults upfront.....

She told us she is dramatic and a manipulator

The rest of them housemates are saints

I like people who own their shiitt

It takes courage and strength to do that

All that said ......I am still a free agent

No favourite yet.

This is the latest I have chosen one

It's starting to look like I might not

Have anyone this season

But make we dey watch....this could change

Never say never

Mike actually owns up to his weaknesses .
I remember when he told biggie he feels like he hasn't done enough to be HOH .
He's so humble and cute .

So uncle Omotshola lied ?

Gba gba bos

Geezeem:
Mike gave it to her

You mention Mike way more than the Kim you're pretending to like .

You just had to find a way to involve him somehow .

He gave her turbulent phonetics .

He made her start biting her fingers .

What next ?

He's the imaginary father of her baby .

styrese:
I still maintain u are the dunce of nairaland
U would have said Amen and watch how far u would go

Ur just an empty vessel without substance,more like a toothless bulldog

I knew u would deviate as usual, Just type Amen and watch out

Should .

You're basically compelling me to do something not predicting my action ....in this case Should suffices .

These are primary school auxillary verbs .

You're just an empty vessel not your just an empty vessel .
You are makes it a qualification .

Your just makes "just " a possession .

When you've used empty vessel ,it's tautology to say "without substance "

Basically when something has been established as empty , it makes no sense to further say it has no substance .

I'm the dunce that teaches you and you take corrections like a good student .
I've seen the edits and it makes me happy to know you're learning .
So my cute mini dunce of Nairaland ...take these corrections too .

Be a good boy now ...hop hop

iamJ:
after Kim, I think he is the most followed

I will check again

Kim came into the house with 99k followers ...Mike came in with a little over 20k.
He'll surpass her in no time .

His following is growing exponentially .

meobizy:
I know they have no clocks and yet I am amused they switched to a time only two hours behind the real world.
Marvis went into that house underweight from smoking weed and drinking constantly hence why she slowly inched towards a healthy weight during their time.
Her love for eba, though, is something I am yet to understand amongst Rivers indigenes.
Friday is the housemates day to catch up on much needed sleep because they have less activities overall apart from the arena games.

Cannabis actually makes one hungry and increases the possibilities of actual weight gain .
Drinking - the sugar content of most alcoholic drinks are sky high .
Have you ever wondered why these onitsha main market men that spend their days drinking at some low grade beer parlour have extremely large tummies ?
That's because there is excess calories in cheap alcoholic beverages which could affect the liver's abilities to breakdown.
So not only does alcohol delay your liver’s ability to break down fat, it also obstructs your body’s access to the hormones it needs to help you break down fat.

When the body is focused on processing alcohol, it is not able to properly break down foods containing carbohydrates and fat. Therefore, these calories are converted into body fat and are carried away for permanent storage on your body.

What I'm basically saying is that Marvis' body is genetic.
It has nothing to do with " her consumption of weed and alcohol "

Let's not give people the false perception that alcohol and weed helps put weight in check , it doesn't .
The only way to keep your weight in check is through workout and dieting

Tetehjewels:
see array of half finished plastic bottles of soft drink. Why open a bottle of soft drink if you know you cannot finish it? Why not pour into a cup and share with someone else?

Disgusting!!

Forget the plastic bottles look how untidy the house is .
None of them would keep their homes that way.
Men are known to be pigs anyways but you'd think a female should know better.
I'm shaming on their behalf .

Geezeem:
My shrewed beauty

Dishing it ....as its

They want to encourage laziness and

unseriousness towards tasks

Hoping that they can always fall back on coins

No way !

Anyway I am still reading up....hope my girl

Didnt give in

Lol .
A Kim supporter ...I've truly seen it all.

styrese:
Lolz the renowned dunce of nairaland is typing again from his sit
U are the most predictable on the forum, very easy to manipulate.

If i ever have an alternate account on nairaland may u never progress from this stage of your Life, may the good things u desire be suppressed and mine be surplus

I dare u to say Amen

Seat not sit .


Sit ....is the action .
Seat ....is the actual thing ..eg have a seat .

How can a full grown adult in 2019 not know how to differentiate between seat and sit ?

And surprisingly I'm supposed to be the dunce

Of course , you're going to rush and correct it like you did yesterday ...I'm happy you're taking notes though.


You honestly need to go back to whichever school you pretended you attended and ask them for a refund .
I can tutor you for free.


You think you're manipulating me ?

Yet you are the one who is unleashing Curses
When did we get here , I thought we were having a light banter .
I said it before that your psyche is very weak .
I've not used one insulting word on you , yet look how you're fidgeting and discombobulated .

Imagine if I matched your childish insults word for word , you'll probably hurl yourself over a cliff .

You know I'm very much capable of it .

However , I'm very kind hearted .
The last thing I'll do is make it worse for someone already at the precipice of emotional breakdown .

Sending love and light your way .
I hope you really find happiness in your life .
Every time you type all I see is darkness , horror and sadness .
Even if I don't particularly care about your existence , I'm human enough to commiserate with your plight .
I hope you get better little man .


And oh , you're the owner of that account .
Stop cursing yourself ....you don't want to make your situation worse than it is already now do you ?

Follow the king on Instagram .

styrese:
U say what? this sissy wey no get sense, u actually roasted Ur ass
I even thought u were a bit smarter

U don't even know how to detect alternate accounts.
And I even suspect u were fired for being a lousy typist.


Anyways continue with the trashy typing
It's fun watching u drain Ur energy

I'm draining my energy yet you were the one that rushed to open a fake account and started posting the pictures of a palace maid

Funny how you disappeared the moment the account appeared

I guess your cheap Chinese phone couldn't operate two accounts simultaneously .

It's also amazing how you and the account both type like fourth graders .

* change of pseudonym doesn't really mean expansion of the brain now does it *

Welcome back .
Rest .
Regroup .

And get back at it.
Your audience are salivating at the potential Threebear's expose
They're within your mental equilibrium , so they'll fall for anything.

I'm sure there are plenty more where that came from .


Just make it a little bit more realistic .
Post a light skinned palace maid .

You can't spend the whole day calling someone a bleached " brain " and Bobrisky- then go ahead to post a dark skinned girl with lifeless eyes

*Though we've long established that thinking is not your forte *
_________________

Not at you thinking you're making me drain my energy ...like I need an invitation to type epistles

Why is it that dumbness always comes packaged with delusion of grandeur

ibkayee:
Lol I wasn't doubting that he was and that's great, you win, I really don't care. I'm just here to enjoy the thread and show, stop trying to force competition and conflict where there isn't any over here, cheers

Whatever !

Well goodnight lovlies.

Today was an amazing day .

To the mikings that only appear when it's time for celebration and disappear when only Iamj and I are chopping insults , I see you too .

Proud of our king anyways.

One love .

ibkayee:
Lol of course I am

Just let people state their observations about your 'favs' on the show without thinking everything is a 'dig'

Especially when you drag other housemates yourself

You don't need to put fav in quote .
Because he genuinely is.
Unlike you , I make a choice and stick to it .
I don't circumvent in circles just to end up with the same outcome .

harveybeaks:
It haff do. I'm not an epistle writer. Too lazy to type long clapbacks.I rest my case

That's the benefit of being a gym freak like me .
We have excess energy

harveybeaks:
Lol, always trying to be a smartass and have a clapback..But then, A blind person scrolling through your comments concerning Mike will definitely know you're drooling...

You should have seen the way I hyped Miracle last year or TBoss the penultimate year .

I think you're probably very new here ,if you take my words literally .
Besides one of the reason I actually like Mike is because he's faithful to his wife .

Wouldn't that make me a hypocrite ,if I'm praising a man for being faithful to his beautiful wife while lusting after him ....does it make sense to you ?

Married people are not my spec .

I don't expect you to believe it but my likeness for Mike is purely platonic .

ibkayee:
Don't know about Ike but I'm pretty sure Mike said Tacha could use of 'dose of humble pie' in one of his diary sessions when BB asked why he nominated her.

He said it seemed like she was playing a 'Rockefeller mafia' character because she was taxing ridiculous amounts, feeling superior to housemates and that the coins were pushing her away from the ‘commonplace’ of the house

I know you would pop up here.
You never fail to be a predictable .

MizzD:
I can’t with the guys in this season. Because she said she has Instagram followers of what?

Seyi shocked me the most though. Someone they are meant to ignore like she doesn’t exist

She just blamed all of you for losing the wager and you’re still listening to her ? Gosh

Even you Mike, after all you said in the diary session about her being humbled, you’re telling her not to let anyone stress her? Urghhhh!

Will y’all die if you don’t give her a listening ear since she doesn’t rate you!

You people look for any available opportunity to try to paint Mike bad .
Big brother asked him why he nominated her and he gave his reasons.
That doesn't mean he can't be concerned about the well being of the person he's living with .
In the diary room you either pick your least favorite or your competition .
That doesn't mean you hate other people .
Why do you people keep coming at Mike because he nominated two people , just like everyone else .

Honestly why are people rooting for this Trasha girl .

Ceec had a bad attitude but had brains to back it up .

This Instagram stripper has absolutely nothing .

No brain .

No class .

No poise .

No grace .

She's just an empty sack of soured milk .

And to think some people actually think this girl will be a threat to my Mike ?

I laugh in delusion

harveybeaks:
They said you're a lady, sorry oo. I take my previous comment back. Let us all drool over Mike together. #girlpower

Even if I were a lady , I wouldn't be drooling over a married man.
Neither should you

Tacha: make I enter kitchen see who go stop me.

Mercy: Tacha I can stop you.

I said it before that mercy and Tacha will be the Alex and CeeC of this season.

Fight is already brewing .

iamJ:
Biggie just causing drama left and right


Made them to fight for the coin

Begged for the coins

Steal the coins

Then tax them to cause more confusion

That's basically what the game is about , psychological manipulation.
I wouldn't participate in this show even if I'm paid , I can't deal .
I might be disqualified on the first day .

In another news Mike is almost about to hit 100k followers .... please go and follow him , let's get 100k before Monday .

Smart phones and calculators have certainly ruined us .
See how so called graduates are struggling with the most basic arithmetic .

Jeez !

Eeghe:
And you just support invasion of privacy because of “beef”, to prove a point?
You should condemn that act
Jeez

I honestly think you're making a big deal out of this .

Styrese after getting roasted by me rushed to open another account and started posting pictures of an innocent actress .

You are giving him the attention he's craving for .

It's not that serious honestly .

The lady in the picture probably needs the attention to further her acting career .

I don't know anything about acting but I guess every promotion should count .

Let him be.

Lass lass , he's going to be fine .

The way Kim is hoarding coins , you'll think she has a contract with big brother that she's staying on Sunday.

I don't even know if these housemates are aware that one or two of them will be leaving on Sunday .

livelymatilda:
They finally arrived at the same percentage as mine... 65%.
That took them too long though... They don't need a calculator for this.. A Biro and paper is more than enough..

Are they allowed pen and paper though ?

iamJ:
To get rid of either Ike or omashola


Som1 should tell omashola that Ike stole it

Relax .
We still need them in the game .
Watch as everything unfolds.

I haven't even started work yet.

Geezeem:
I laugh in swahili

Finally you call me a hater

You must feel SO relieved now ..

You have been itching to do so for

Days now

I am happy for you

I think what you meant to say is that finally I've put it into writing .

I've been calling you that many times before tonight .