Five Ways to Catch a Thief!
American Police Style: Allow the thief to catch
you,
then you catch the thief.
China Police Style: Chase the thief until he
becomes tired, then you catch him.
Arab Police Style: Kidnap the thief's wife and
threaten the thief to surrender.
Indian Police Style: Sing for the thief until he
comes close to you, then catch him.
Nigerian Police Style: Catch any person on the
street, beat him until he agrees that he is a thief.