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Occurstaem:Gbenu e soun and stop making ewedu noise all over the place my yoruba moslem brother. |
OriOko88:So it's no longer yoruba is yoruba? You now agree there are yoruba moslems and yoruba christians? Just dey play but remember to always respect your fulani host to avoid trouble because nobody is coming to save you. The entire Kwara is lost forever, if you doubt am check the below Kwara state official logo.
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Kingluqman:Just dey play, the entire Kwara is lost forever, learn to respect your fulani host and master.
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There's an omoluabi train that runs between Iju Ishaga and Ogbomosho, and at dead of night the whistle blows, and people hear she's running still. And then they hush their children back to sleep, lock the doors, upstairs they creep, for it is said that the souls of the dead fill that train ten thousand deep!! Well, a railwayman lay dying with his people by his side, his family were crying, knelt in prayer before he died, but above his bed just awaiting for the dead, was oduduwa with a twinkle in his eyes, well Eledumare is not around and look what I've found, this one's mine. Just then Eledumare himself appeared in a blinding flash of light, and shouted at oduduwa, get thee hence to endless night, but oduduwa just grinned and said I may have sinned, but there's no need to push me around, I got him first so you can do your worst, he's going underground. But I think I'll give you one more chance, said oduduwa with a smile, so throw away that stupid lance, it's really not your style, Joker is the name, Poker is the game, we'll play right here on this bed, and then we'll bet for the biggest stakes yet, the souls of the dead. And I said, look out, Eledumare, he's going to win, the sun is down and the night is riding in, that train is dead on time, many souls are on the line, Oh Eledumare, he's going to win. Well, the railwayman he cut the cards and he dealt them each a hand of five, and for Eledumare he was praying hard or that train he'd have to drive. Well, oduduwa he had three aces and a king, and Eledumare, he was running for a straight, he had the queen and the knave and nine and ten of spades, all he needed was the eight. And then Eledumare he called for one more card, but he drew the diamond eight, and oduduwa said to Eledumare, I believe you've got it straight, so deal me one for the time has come to see who'll be the king of this place, but as he spoke, from beneath his cloak, he slipped another ace. Ten thousand souls was the opening bid, and it soon went up to fifty-nine, but Eledumare didn't see what oduduwa did, and he said that suits me fine, I'll raise you high to a hundred and five, and forever put an end to your sins, but oduduwa let out a mighty shout, my hand wins. And I said Eledumare, oh Eledumare, you let him win, the sun is down and the night is riding in, that train is dead on time, many souls are on the line, oh Eledumare, don't let him win. Well, that omoluabi train still runs between Iju Ishaga and Ogbomosho, and at dead of night the whistle blows, and people fear she's running still, and far away in some recess, Eledumare and oduduwa are now playing chess, oduduwa still cheats and wins more souls, and as for Eledumare, well, he's just doing his best. And I said Eledumare, oh Eledumare, you've got to win, the sun is down and the night is riding in, that train is still on time, oh my soul is on the line, Oh Eledumare, you've got to win.
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Naijaboy18:Yorubaland begins and ends in Oyo, stop the attachee by force. |
finallybusy:Ore mi thank you jare, you're a model omoluabi and may eledumare continue to shower his immense blessings upon you 🙏 |
helinues:Gbenu e soun my yoruba moslem brother, the ethos of being omoluabi is to live and let live. |
Gabbygo:Gbenu e soun my yoruba moslem brother, I'm a proud son of Edeland and if you want I'll send you a picture of my conehead so you know I'm not lying. |
Gentlemen and ladies, I'd like to use this wonderful opportunity to thank seun, his partial mods and of course my lovely yoruba moslem brothers for conniving to send me on a sabbatical leave I never asked for but eledumare in his infinite wisdom made it a blessing in disguise as the ban availed me the opportunity to process my creative juice and gather my thoughts so as to continue to push for the rights of my yoruba moslem brothers and to enable them become more enlightened, brave and civil in their dealings with their compatriots, especially with regards to our fulani masters and our Igbo superiors who are greater than us in every aspect of human endeavour. What I really don't understand is why I'll be banned for expressing my grievance as to why eledumare would bequeath only ewedu and cocoa to we the yorubas as our only natural resources with zero economic value while well known and established trolls like Helinues, Yarimo, Mannabbqgrillz, Plaindealer, Flokii, Throwback, Godwin4444, Tsdarkside and a host of other lowlife trolls and enemies of the Nigerian state who do nothing but insult law abiding citizens and contributing members of society are allowed to run amok and have a field day without consequences. I've come to the conclusion that seun and his mods are all yoruba moslems whose stock in trade is to stifle the voice of those opposed to tyranny while allowing those who work assiduously to divide brothers and instigate hate are allowed to thrive with no one to reprimand and call them to order. Nairaland is indeed a dictatorship and seun the ultimate dictator reigns supreme with his band of bigoted mods and trolls who are given a standing order to shamelessly worship our fulani masters and constantly attack our Igbo superiors. Seun and his bigoted mods would give Abacha and Idi Amin a run for their money. Please see the flimsy excuse a mod gave for banning me as attached, but I'm God's child too so I bless myself. I truly love and care about my yoruba moslem brothers but they require a little bit of discipline to smoothen the rough edges and make them better citizens and compatriots, because they do nothing but disgrace and embarrass we the omoluabi every chance they get. The christian Bible says spare the rod and spoil the child and that's why I'm determined to knock some sense into the conehead of my yoruba moslem brothers. Over and out.
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Snitch24:Yes, you're very correct, we the yoruba moslems suffer from mental slavery. |
M4A1carbine:Please don't mind my yoruba moslem brothers |
JaredH:Yes o! May eledumare be praised but please don't forget to congratulate our fulani master and the sole owner of Kwara state for successfully adding not just Ilorin but the entire Kwara state to the caliphate. Please don't be a hateful and envious yoruba moslem
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