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PoliticsRe: Top 10 African Countries With Largest Military Aircraft Fleet As Of January 2026 by tobenuel(m): 9:13pm On Feb 01
Egypt with a whooping one thousand and eighty eight, e shock me. Egypt should dash me one aircraft, make i use flex
TravelRe: Project Update: Completed Section Of Owerri-Onitsha Highway by tobenuel(m): 8:27pm On Feb 01
OkayDaddy:
Tobeshuku, I thought you guys said Tinubu is marginalizing the South East.
Never you quote me again on this forum. if you want to play look elsewhere for who to play with. I don big pass rubbish. what nonsense
TravelRe: Project Update: Completed Section Of Owerri-Onitsha Highway by tobenuel(m): 8:15pm On Feb 01
Putindbutt:
Just another reminder that the man you love to hate is the one building the roads in your backyard.
what really is the color of your problem?
PoliticsRe: Bandits Storm Niger Community Again, Burn Police Station, Church, Abduct Five by tobenuel(m): 7:39pm On Feb 01
See as everywhere calm like VGC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 1st February 2026 by tobenuel(m): 7:09pm On Feb 01
This Spurs will be tough for us United next week.. God abeg, make that Man U fan go cut him hair
BusinessRe: Ezra Olubi And David Hundeyin Lock Horns In ₦140 Million Defamation Battle by tobenuel(m):
I dey watch United match abeg

I will come back to this later

Edited

Hundeyin is a busy body.

what's in for Olubi-------- Salvaging a reputation already damaged by his Paystack exit.
what's in for Hundeyin------- Defending investigative journalism's role in holding powerful figures accountable
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Fulham (3 - 2) On 1st February 2026 by tobenuel(m): 3:29pm On Feb 01
GGMU come on my guys

Foolam is going down in Old Trafford

PoliticsRe: States With The Highest Access To Clean Drinking Water In Nigeria by tobenuel(m): 3:08pm On Feb 01
LegendHero:
If you did treatment then you have access to water. So how does that contradict the statistics?

This is how they define it as per NDHS report source.
are you talking about bottled, sachet water or treated tap water from homes?. even the over treated urine color tap water in lekki homes cannot be digested. sachet water is even banned in some parts of lekki, you gats cook with bottled water
Christianity EtcRe: British Hospital Calls In Pastors To Cast Out Ghost That Was Terrorising Staff by tobenuel(m): 2:25pm On Feb 01
Do we have exorcist in Nigeria sef?. I used to know some Nigerian Catholic Exorcist and Father Mbaka is not one of them
PoliticsRe: Petrol To Hit ₦1,000/litre As Crude Crosses $70 — Marketers by tobenuel(m): 2:13pm On Feb 01
nairalanda1:
Doesn't work that way

If the price of crude is increasing, then the price of petrol must increase. That's how it happens normally. It's only here in Nigeria that subsidy of five decades prevented us from seeing reality

Dangote is buying crude at international price. When he reduced prices, crude was at 54 or less per barrel. Now that it is at 70 , it follows prices have to go up. No three ways about it
life is deep and this country Nigeria is deeper. are you saying should the price of crude drop to lets say 30dollars, then our PMS price will drop as well?. I thought its the higher the crude price, then there will be prosperity for Nigerians through the NNPCL that sells our crude
PoliticsRe: Petrol To Hit ₦1,000/litre As Crude Crosses $70 — Marketers by tobenuel(m): 2:06pm On Feb 01
chatinent:
"Leave the body, focus on the brain."

Body we no see.
Brain we no see.
I think i know what you meant here
Christianity EtcRe: Catholics In Lagos What Do You Think About The New Guidelines?? by tobenuel(m): 1:40pm On Feb 01
I do not really know the details of what the Op is talking about. even tho humans err the Catholical is blessed with wisdom. I believe the Bishop did not just make the decision alone. he consults a body, and they cannot be entirely wrong. so it is for the good of the Church

God bless the Catholic Church!!

Carita Christi Urgent Nos!!
RomanceRe: As A Guy, Do You Still Hustle To Collect Phone Number From Ladies? by tobenuel(m): 9:59pm On Jan 31
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Na waste of time bro.

Use that time take plan your life ahead. Cuz most of these bannies no really get anything to offer,apart from billings.
Nothing at all to offer. God make dem for man enjoyment, just to use hold body. if not for procreation then they of no use to us
RomanceRe: As A Guy, Do You Still Hustle To Collect Phone Number From Ladies? by tobenuel(m): 9:57pm On Jan 31
I am just wondering what the word ''Hustle'' is doing inside this your topic

Well i collect Ajoke number since dec 24 i never even call am and i just remember say next month na feb. maybe na like around october na i go call her
CrimeRe: Top 20 Most Dangerous Gangsters Of All Time by tobenuel(m): 9:35pm On Jan 31
I just remembered the movie series Narcos, and Narcos Mexico. also the Godfather. they are made illegal money and then the legal monies started coming
FamilyRe: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by tobenuel(m): 8:58pm On Jan 31
That reminds me.. i know of people when they want to make Nigerian tea to eat with bread. they will add powder milk, milo and sugar, stir and pour warm water. to me eh once you have milk and milo, there's no need of sugar at all, that's not enjoyment as there's sugar already in our Nigerian milk and milo
FamilyRe: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by tobenuel(m): 8:54pm On Jan 31
Chai, i laugh and smiled at the same time... madam is letting us know that marriage is not what our NL brodas has been preaching about
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (3 - 2) On 31st January 2026 by tobenuel(m): 8:50pm On Jan 31
Nemesis0147:
Man U win Fulham ke
I no understand you?. keep calm we go win foolam, we did it first leg and we will do it again
EducationRe: Convocation Day In ABU Zaria: A Nairalander Bags a Degree by tobenuel(m): 8:48pm On Jan 31
Your face be like soldier man face
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (3 - 2) On 31st January 2026 by tobenuel(m): 8:42pm On Jan 31
Congrats to Chelsea and their coach, as dem don win now automatically Man U must win their own tomao
FamilyRe: Married And Later Divorced, Please Share Your Experience by tobenuel(m): 8:40pm On Jan 31
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
On behalf of my neighbor who married the greatest female werey angry.

The dude keeps complaining to about how his wife's family was the main reason why their marriage didn't last...

Sometimes I begin to thank God I didn't used the money i used in buying my refrigerator last year to do the small low-key marriage I almost did last year angry

If not,by now,my water for no dey cold..
this warri man on the beat. enough doings dey your CV. shaa invite us to your trad or tell us when e don finally sup
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (3 - 2) On 31st January 2026 by tobenuel(m): 8:27pm On Jan 31
Angelfrost:
Sell Delap... Sell Garnacho... Sell this, sell that!

Left to una, make the owner even sell himself.
haba sell Garnacho wey just come?
PoliticsRe: Videos Of The Calabar Section Of The Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road by tobenuel(m): 8:10pm On Jan 31
naptu2:
Are you saying that Nigeria has never done military drills in the ocean??

shocked

JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH!!!



yes we have, recently last year in the gulf of Guinea. you didnt get the picture of what i said. why are we celebrating some few km of road not yet completed
PoliticsRe: Africa’s Democracy At A Crossroads After 2025 by tobenuel(m): 8:00pm On Jan 31
Please don't make racist and tribalistic comments on this section
PoliticsRe: Videos Of The Calabar Section Of The Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road by tobenuel(m): 7:58pm On Jan 31
Year 2026 Nigerians are celebrating roads.. some countries are doing military drills in the oceans and so on,. here we are
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran, China And Russia Conduct Military Drill In The Strait Of Hormuz by tobenuel(m): 4:17pm On Jan 31
No worry Naija my country will join you guys soon to conduct more drills
PoliticsRe: I’ve No Interest In Contesting For APC National Youth Leader - Obidike by tobenuel(m): 8:51am On Jan 31
So our lives as Nigerian now dwells on politics.. everything now na politics
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Makes Top 10 Contributors To Global GDP, Elon Musk Reacts by tobenuel(m): 8:45am On Jan 31
seunmsg:
Elon Must spoke about the changing balance of power. The fact that Nigeria made the global top ten list for the very first time says a lot about the changing balance of power. The fact that we now contribute more to global economy that Germany, UK, France etc should excite all sensible Nigerians and not attract anger and hate. I’m really sorry for folks like you who just can’t be happy for your country. Sadly for you, this trajectory of growth will continue and there is nothing
You all can do to stop it. So brace up buddy, more good news coming for the country.
Ok seunmsg i am excited now. so what's next, what do i do now?.. these data boys no get levels at all. look at him telling me to get excited. so for this one mind now, we don dey rub shoulders with Germany, UK, France and co. lolz lolz lolz, pls let another data boy quote me, this one don bore me
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Makes Top 10 Contributors To Global GDP, Elon Musk Reacts by tobenuel(m): 8:25am On Jan 31
seunmsg:
I’m not expecting any sensible discussion or comment from folks like you. You can’t dispute the fact so the only thing you can do is start shouting Agbado all over the place. That’s the typical obidient’s way of responding to positive news. By the way, the stats in question was provided by world of statistics, a reputable global database that is followed by over 4.9 people globally on Twitter including Elon Musk. So, if Elon Musk rely on their stats, labeling them as Agbado would be an honor.
data boys and statistics. oh i see you think you are clever, more reason you had to mention Elon just to beautify the Tittle of your topic. I thought Elon reacted to Nigeria's case not knowing the reaction was general. but you gats include Elon Musk so that your market will sell. leave the comfort of your laptop and keyboard enter street, enter market and give us real life statistics. I for give you food for thought today, but your data capacity is overwhelmed already.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Makes Top 10 Contributors To Global GDP, Elon Musk Reacts by tobenuel(m): 8:17am On Jan 31
Data boys are trooping in... see dem lined up

I am wondering how they roam on this site, looking for similar threads that are peculiar to them and you see dem lined up commenting and dashing LIKES on their meaningless posts. or is it the same handler that's operating these bot account on NL?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Makes Top 10 Contributors To Global GDP, Elon Musk Reacts by tobenuel(m): 8:07am On Jan 31
Data boys always forcing statistics on us. meanwhile there's nothing on ground running

@Op help us compile a top ten list of the most performing ''Agbadorians'' AKA Data boys on this forum
PoliticsRe: Donald Duke Dumps PDP, Formally Joins ADC by tobenuel(m): 8:08pm On Jan 30
Oya na lets go there... I want to join ADC too

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