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I just had a terrible dream, madrid beat us by 3goals to 1, ronaldo(penalty), pepe(from a kroos corner) and rodriguez scored for madrid while ramos scored an own goal, i woke up shouting blood of Jesus 2X, it was scary

MrCork:
...ok..brother...u need to drink holy water....it normally helps.

....Next request please .

hmm...holy water?? Bro are u o.k? What has holy water got to do wit virgin girl? Clearly u're not a professional

tobiboss:
thanks

don't knw peeps are nt commenting, they probably don't understand the humor

tobiboss:
Hilarious thread, op.

thanks

Hilarious thread, op.

fairygeh:
what happened to it

i want to burst it with needle

Threèsome maybe?

rokiatu:
Kimmy all the way.

hmmm

fairygeh:

see your ynash

Ehm, i'm luking for a virgin girl on nairaland to marry, mrcork hep a brother out

MrCork:
. ...brother ..u need to fast for 23 days without food & water...and then on the 24th day,u drink one bottle of milk wit fryed egg & salt.....this releases chemicals in the body that attracts rich mature women (truss me)

say GOD

I'll be back with how to spot a terrorist

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1. Terrorism
2. Confused Vandalism
3. Pro Terrorist Movies
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Terrorism is the art of getting
people to do what you want by
scaring the shìt out of them. It is
practised in many forms, by many
different groups, including the
government of other countries, large
multi-national companies, ones own
government, and very occasionally
the people the television said it was.
Terrorism should not be confused
with Terrellism, which is a
movement that initially began in
France. Terrorism is not usually
considered as kindhearted acts of
affection, though its believers
appear to have a good time with it.
Terrorism shouldn't be confused
with Tourism, although many
government now consider tourists
equally a threat and treat them in
the same manner. Terrorists are
typically also far eaiser to negotiate
with than tourists. Tourists are
usually easily recognized, as they all
wear socks and often can be seen
with a pink sun-hat and a camera. If
you see a tourist in your
neighborhood, there is no time to
call the police, organize your
neighbors into a militia and deal
with the threat immediately.
Confused Vandalism
Another very famous -ism, vandalism
is not to be confused with terrorism.
Confused vandalism is the
meaningless degradation of an
otherwise important or significant
confused Shukran. What is known as
cyber-terrorism is not to be confused
with Bdoun Sokkar. Confused?
Terrorism. Confusion. Do not. It is.
Michael Jacksons music is a confusing
example of confused vandalism. If
this had confused Sa'adni in you, it
might be confused misconstrued as a
terror campaign. Some say that
Hector Meyer is Hammam Sabah El-
Khair Sa'adni, but really he isn't. Are
you confused now? Good. You are is.
While all of us in the "civilized" world
are driving excessively large SUVs
and stuffing ourselves with
sharwama and esiewu, and creating
a TV show that tests the contestant’s
ability to survive(look at fear factor). Thinner members
of Al-Qaeda are trapped in tents in
the middle of nowhere encircled by
sand and AK-47s. They bang anything
they can get their hands on
including mountain goats, Jonathan's pics or Justin
Bieber everything that resembles
Omar Shariff. For excitement they
see how long they can grow their
beards and they know Seyyara like
none other.
Talks are presently being held
between terrorists and the government on the release of the chibok girls, with them arsking the government to release some of their top members, call a ceasefire and reward all of their members with 10million each for the work they have done. If such
proposals are approved the
terrorists have requested to be re-
branded as Mat'am Sab'aeen and release some of the girls.

hatux:
Ooh! You're a newbie, I guess?

no

farano:
Question for the gods

which gods? Pls tell me, i want to know

hatux:
Bro.. This your question na die o, you no even fear ban.

na who wan ban me??

Interesting

pasqal09:
You should, its worth it

Thanks

pasqal09:
You should, its worth it

kay then

It feels really really good when she's beautiful and wayy out of your league , but when she doesn't quite meet your standards , you tend to do really inhuman things to her

That she can't speak good English, or she has black teeth, or bad breath, or what's on her chest is fake, or she's dùmb, or she takes alcohol, or....(i'm coming back with more)

It's not your fault, it's totally my fault, dickhead

farano:
I want someone to love me for who I am. Not for what I look like.

what exactly do you look like??

Modified
Ugo is an e-diot and WTF is the person below me saying?

tosyne2much:
seconded

thirded

ufss:
#ufss

this guy looks like 9jerian futbala, onazi