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Sports / God Spoke To Me In A Vision And Told Me To Stake On This Games by tonymorris: 8:33pm On Feb 12, 2016
So just today as i was taking a nap this afternoon after being exhausted thinking and forecasting on games am going to play 4 d weekend. God appeared to me in a vision and said i should rest my worries and stake on this weekend games
The games are as below
Everton vs Westbrom - 1
Norwich vs Westham - x2
Augsburg vs Bayern - 2
NEC vs PSV - 2
Chelsea vs Newcastle - 1
Nacional vs Sporting - 2
PSG vs lille - 1
Bournemouth vs Stoke - x2
Normally i do not stake more than 1000 naira on a ticket but as this is a divine revelation from above i will stake 10k. Goodluck and Godspeed.
Pets / Re: I Saw This Dog Die by tonymorris: 8:29pm On Feb 11, 2016
vicdamm:
Yesterday i saw this cutie which had been maltreated, malnourished and rejected i got guys of like mind (my brothers) and we rescued him, fed him and gave him a warm bath he recovered and could stand and walk but kept vomiting cry he had no strength to eat so we had to use a syringe to give him liquid feed.
He got better around 12:30 midnight and played a little then he promised me that he would be strong and not die i was lying down on the floor to play with him so he gave me a promising peck before i went to sleep. I knelt down beside my bed and prayed that he would live but unfortunately, as my bro and i opened the door to greet him this morning he raised up his head to look at us as if he was waiting to say goodbye then he cried a little and stretched 3 tines after which it was finished. cry cry cry
Hmnn i stood there shocked for some minutes not knowing if i shld run m*d or not.
I am so angry right now and im going to find the wicked owner.
[size=16pt]this is the saddest story i have ever hard in my life.[/size] cry cry cry

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Pets / Re: I Saw This Dog Die by tonymorris: 8:21pm On Feb 11, 2016
i feel your pain bro you and little puppy will meet one day in heaven cry cry
Education / Re: Jane Ihuoma-Ottah Expelled From RUST Over Of Hearing & Speech Problem by tonymorris: 9:35pm On Feb 09, 2016
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Crime / Re: My Experience With A Potential Kidnapper At Computer Village Today. by tonymorris: 4:49pm On Feb 08, 2016
Pineapp:
Ndibanyi ndi 419 grin grin

There are only two main places we would have gone to wait for you if God had not saved you. These notable places are
a) inside bush where them go dump your body.
b) gate of hell undecided


Lemme narrate my own ordeal with them.
On my way him from Mushin where I used to work,I was about climbing the pedestrian bridge at Oshodi when I noticed a man who had been following me walk up to me to say he came from Cameroon to supply to a customer refrigerators,that that was his second time coming to Lagos and he needed me to follow him and direct him to Zenith plaza where the supposed customer is and I would also help him count the money she'd pay him since he isn't used to Nigerian currency.
wow thats amazing
Crime / My Experience With A Potential Kidnapper At Computer Village Today. by tonymorris: 4:23pm On Feb 08, 2016
My name is Tony a resident of iyanu ipaja lagos and this is my story of my experience I had with a man when I went to computer village today so be warned.

I went to ikeja today to return a computer system I had fixed for a company so after doing so and collecting my little pay I was about returning home when a young man approached me under the obaefemi Awolowo bridge I quickly ignored him thinking he was one of those guys who what to beg 4 money or sell something to you.

Then he jugged back to me telling me he is not a beggar that he just needs some directions, so I decided to listen. He told me he is a business man coming from Togo to Nigeria from the first time for business and explained that he was kind of lost that he was on his way to Abiola plaza at Oshodi and begged me to describe the way for him.

I described for him the best way I could and left but noticed he was still looking lost he them came back to me and said since he his new here in lagos and doesn’t what to be cheated cause he came here to sell some phones to a business woman in Oshodi. He suggested that if I follow him to his destination and help him count the money the woman would pay him he would give me a BB Q10 phone he also gave me 50 dollars for my trouble and promised to give me the phone when he was done transacting with the woman. I rejected at first but I later gave it a second thought because the guy looked innocent and boys dey kind of broke so I said to myself “what is the worst that could happen”, I decided to follow him and he happily gave me the $50 and we boarded a bus to Oshodi.

On our way inside the bus to our destination I started putting one and two together to rethink my decision I first of all noticed he had a breath of someone who just drank heavily and I was like how would someone who is lost still have the time to drink. I said to myself ok let me see how this pans out if I notice anything fishy I will run for it.

On getting to the bus-stop he man a call to the woman and told me where she was that she had left the plaza, figuring out her location was unknown to me I decided to call it quit the guy pleaded with me to follow him but I declined and gave him back his $50 and left quickly. Well I guess I will never find out if he was telling the truth or lying.
Sports / Re: * by tonymorris: 11:53pm On Feb 07, 2016
DexterPlaymaker:
Utretch - PSV Over 2.5

Bournemouth - Arsenal 2
bet lost u are a complete waste
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 7th February 2016 by tonymorris: 1:35pm On Feb 07, 2016
khattab008:


Bro, easy now.

It's just a game...
is not just a game when huge money is involved do you know the huge sum of money these players are paid, its not just a game bro
Religion / Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by tonymorris: 1:09pm On Feb 07, 2016
Seun:
Atheism.

Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.
Oga Seun so you are not a believer of God
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 7th February 2016 by tonymorris: 12:12pm On Feb 07, 2016
Though i am a chelsea fan but the truth is that i want man utd to weep our ass then next time this stewpid chelsea team will neva cut my bet slip. I was on my way to win a cool 40k the other games had easily clicked but this yeye chelsea could not even beat watford imagine a whole blues playing gidigbo football against a watford so i want my blues to chop it 2day, then i 4give them
Jobs/Vacancies / Check Out This Funny Ecommerce Website Where They Are Shopping For Jobs by tonymorris: 3:36pm On Feb 02, 2016
Saw this website recently where you are allowed to shop and pay for a job like a regular shopping site. Check it out urself
https://lagosdeals.com/store/product/category?path=3981
TV/Movies / Re: If Your Entire Life Was A Movie What Title Would It Be? by tonymorris: 10:49pm On Jan 20, 2016
lalatisclacla abi wetin b your name pls try and take this to FP
TV/Movies / If Your Entire Life Was A Movie What Title Would It Be? by tonymorris: 10:39pm On Jan 20, 2016
Mine would be [size=14pt]"No hustle No Success"[/size]
Lets hear yours
Romance / Irunoboo!!! by tonymorris: 11:00pm On Jan 17, 2016
Has anyone seen that curk sucker lately

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by tonymorris: 12:35pm On Jan 16, 2016
TDyke:


Did you finish your homestudy test? and still got a regret mail?
of course i did
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by tonymorris: 12:04pm On Jan 16, 2016
see what i got from this useless andela after months of reading and taking my homestudy test

We’d like to personally thank you for applying to the Andela Fellowship. Unfortunately, at this time we can’t move forward with your application. This is because you have not completed your Home Study assessments.

Applying is an act of courage and we salute you for taking that important step towards realizing your dream of becoming a world-class software developer.

Even though we can’t extend you an offer right now, we’d still like to help you learn on your journey. We have open-sourced Andela's Introduction to Software Development (Python) on curriculum.andela.com and provided links to free online resources you can use as well.

We hope that with these resources, you will continue to hold onto your dreams of becoming a world-class developer.

If you would like to re-apply, applications for our next class are available at apply.andela.com.


We wish you success in your future endeavors.
THANKS ANDELA 4 WASTING MY TIME. [size=16pt]AM OUT!!![/size]

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Jobs/Vacancies / Please Urgent!!! How Can I Apply Or Get A Job In Lagos Government School by tonymorris: 5:36pm On Jan 15, 2016
Please who can give me advise on how i can get a job with any government lagos state school. And how much do they pay the teachers. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by tonymorris: 5:35pm On Jan 15, 2016
when will andela start sending success mails as for me this is the last time i would be applying for the andela fellowship.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Please How Can I Apply Or Get A Job In Lagos Government School by tonymorris: 12:05am On Jan 15, 2016
Please who can give me advise on how i can get a job with any government lagos state school. And how much do they pay the teachers. Thanks

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