₦airaland Forum

ZombieDredd:
If it's in you, it's in you

Fact!

Arsenal=Corner Kick

That guy running his “commentary”, is it that he can’t keep his mouth shut for a few seconds?

Interesting how all the “God bless Tinubu” bots have all been deactivated in this front page!
All APC landlords and Tinubu’s apologists are exempted from this tax💀💀💀💀
#ThisIsNigeria

kingbee90:

They will always pick Obi meanwhile Tinubu has his own daughter and even that one called Anayo Onanuga his two sons👇

Analog95:
Hello guys, I humbly need you all view on this. All my life I have always wanted to be a lecturer, so early this year (January, 2025), I finally got awarded PhD in Applied Mathematics. Though I had my first degree in Mechanical Engineering, masters in Applied Mathematics with specialization in fluid dynamics and PhD in Applied Mathematics with specialization in fluid dynamics as well. During my study, I run a tutorial centre and making cool money from teaching mechanical engineering and mathematics students. So after obtaining my PhD I started sending out my CV to people I know in institutions, though most are of the opinion that I shouldn't have switched from mechanical engineering to mathematics that it will give me problem.

Around January 2025, immediately after my PhD oral examination, my supervisor linked me up with the rector of a polytechnic to go submit my CV to him, which I did, and according to the rector, he told me that it is not matter of CV for now, because most people that he employed as assistant lecturers, they really don't have much to pay them and the governor of the state has promised that he will do recruitment for the polytechnic around March because of accreditation processes, so during that recruitment, I can be employed. Fast forward to March, the accreditation went on and I wasn't informed if the recruitment was later done (you know all this underground stuffs), so I later got my mind off the institution and look at for another university in other states which I was promised also that once there is directives to start recruitment, I will be employed.

On the 3rd of july, 2025, I got a call from someone from the polytechnic, telling me to come to the personnel department as soon as possible with my credentials, when I got there, he collected photocopies of my credentials and on sighting the mechanical engineering as first degree, he said which department do I want and I said mathematics and he said why not mechanical engineering where I had my foundation, so I said I preferred mathematics because since I switched to mathematics, I have published 11 academic journal with 7 of them Scopus rated in Q1, and I have also attended 7 seminars with certificate to back them up, and I have also been a member of the Nigerian mathematical society (NMS), so he said they will get back to me.

Since then I haven't heard anything. After a month, I made a call to the person that I submitted my credentials to at the personnel department, that I haven't heard from them and he said "sebi we are the one that called you ourself, the process is ongoing and once we are ready, we will definitely call you back". But I haven't heard from them still. It is almost two months now since I submitted the credentials and I am already losing faith.

I am just confused, could my changing from engineering to science be hindering me from getting a lecturing position? If it is, does it make sense to go back and obtain another master and PhD in mechanical engineering and just forget about the mathematics? Or just forget about lecturing and focus on my tutorials, meanwhile I make more than 500k monthly from the tutorial because it is in school area, but I don't want to be a tutor forever, not even with a PhD.

All because a guy from a polytechnic with no clue about your field is not interested in hiring you?
Listen, you may think you know what you want like many claim. Next time keep your options open.
Yes, I can fit into any of the two departments!
Yes, I am open to relocating and utilizing my skills in solving real world problems in a corporate or research setting.
Besides, you need some industry experience to be grounded as a lecturer. This is 2025.
Drop your email.

Ferebiekunake:
Well, I didn't watch the video and I've got no intention of doing so. But I doubt the action was taken without approval from the appropriate authorities even if that was not clearly stated.

It's a no-brainer that government wouldn't permit every Dick and Harry to modify a public road in the name of safety.

A speed bump on a major road would also require road signs to warn motorists. I don't think anybody can just erect such traffic signs without violating some traffic laws.

Finally, someone with a functioning brain has been located on this post!

Someone should remind this young man that what he is doing is illegal. Nigeria has gone bonkers!

Lukuluku69:
Until the Law is amended, we will be here.

The Law simply says "Attempt O'Level" it didn't say Pass it or obtain a certain number of Credits or Distinction.

And who are there to change the Law? The same people with the kind of Result you posted.

It is a shame really.

You think they will be stupid to amend the at outdated law and shoot’s themselves in the process? I doubt it.

The madness continues!
Expect a rebuttal from JAMB in the next couple of days.
Meanwhile in the same county, it is OK for someone with this result like this guy to aspire to lead a state right?🤷🏽‍♂️
Also what is done about HR folks going lower and lower every year for job applicants age?
Soon you must be below 20 to apply for entry level jobs!

Chujor1634:
My kid sis got married on the 16th of August in Eleme LGA of Rivers State.

I still look at the decor and I’m so amazed at the work of art displayed.

Rate it guys

Used AI to analyze the pics. ChatGPT and Claude gave the decor 82% and 75% respectively.
GemniAI gave the decor 90%.

MistyDense:
So, in your mind, you've typed something comprehensible here.
Is asking the question on nairaland not part of the research too, or what are you saying?

It’s not my job to give you data and plot the graph for you knowing that you will still ask for the slope… just like you did!
The people that need it will work on the info.

Silentgroper:
Hold on oo .


All of una dey smell una semen ..


😂😂😂😂😂


Wahala ... I

I only check the color to determine how healthy but it is.

Which one be smell again.

Once it comes in contact with air, the smell cannot be mistaken. Unless you have Covid or nasal congestion, it goes without saying… you must get that hit on your nose.

MistyDense:
Being wanting to ask this question for a very long time now, but each time I wanted to, there's no one to ask.

Am I the only experiencing this or have I lost my sense of smell?

There's a way hypo bleach smells when it touches your fingers and same smell can be likened to that of the Sperm/semen.

Doctors on nairaland, could you please explain the phenomenon behind this?

It’s more fun to do a little research about stuff like this before you post. The conversation is deeper and more informative.
The spermine, an aliphatic polyamine ( open chain organic compound- chemistry sweet sha😎) undergoes complete oxidation, producing the bleach/ammonia-like smell.

Angelfrost:
Which game are you talking about?!!

This has to be one of the luckiest wins in the history of football.

Arsenal and Arteta have serious work to do this season... Imagine if Raya isn't fit this season?!! Omo!!!

Calm down. Arsenal bagged 3 points. They can only get better. This is not pre-season. Eyes on the bag!

Ref only blows his whistle when someone’s tooth is removed. #MbeumoAttack.
First corner= Goal

Shawarmagirl:
She wants to cash out. One big man is sponsoring the legal battle.

You don’t need a dime to sue FG!

All for peace prize… lol.
Breakfast will be served soon.

You only talk about a person that gives you nightmares, your major threat! That is obvious.
But then, why engage a man without an active brain cell…waste of precious time!

8:07pm: Congratulations Spurs!
You deserve this victory. Message from the future past!

Abass07:
While the two cases are not entirely the same, Ibom's staff is also wrong here. On international flights, I've never seen flight attendants enforce the switching off of phones; they usually ask calmly.

You gleefully forgot Adam’s Oshimole. Add him to the mix and carry on with your analysis

Pellet is like Reno, always saying shii to trend and cash out.
Don’t blame him, blame the era and systems that rewards likes, blind followership and peripheral engagement!

OndoRaph:
This is one insect I don't know its name.

It's a noctunal insect that looks like a cricket but lives with humans in houses.

If you know its name, it might help not just me but someone else too.

Guys Google made their image search FREE. Use it to your advantage!!!!

From the dance step can you pick out the following:
I) The snipper
I) The Spy
III) Executioner

Kobojunkie:
Come on... If anything, it is completely one-sided.

I pray you don’t incorporate ingrates, self centered, sneaky folks into your circle.

youngprof1999:
Very unprofessional, from Osimhen now Lookman is going down the same path. Italians can be very strict and unforgiving. He has a contract he has to honor. The club will not sell you if they don’t find a deal that brings how much they deem worth. I thought Lookman will be different cause he grew up in the UK but no. Our players lack loyalty and they are looking for the next big club they forget the club also is looking to make good money off them. Italy has a mafia like structure and behavior, there’s a reason Mafia comes from there

FIFA also created an opportunity for players to bale out if things go south. The contract is not meant to enslave you for life! Part of the millions they pay you is for you to stay put. If you are not happy, the standard rule is for the club to let you go. They can now decide to add clauses on your new contact.
Shii is not funny but Adelina is not the problem here… neither was Victor.
Respect and peace of mind is everything. Walking over eggshells daily ain’t a good way to grow professionally.

anslemarinze52:
That bro de lie, nothing anyone wan tell me.

Cause no way you’ll treat your friend right and he leaves for another country and you’ll still come to the internet to make him look like the bad person.

It’s either his lying about treating his friend nicely or he just cooked up the story for engagement!.

Give it time. Let’s say you are still growing up…life is full of all sorts. That story is not fabricated.