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See them brandishing rifles as if the fight was against Boko Haram. Something is wrong with us as a people honestly.

These people are taking a cue on how the presidency react to issues. I mean an oita of decorum is expected from a revered institution. Not talking like a drunkard under the influence of alcohol.

Bola and fakness are inseparable. Well, not expecting something different from someone whose identity was built on lies and deception.

DounleP:
This one na labor party wedding oh, Mama papa piking loll

Lol. At least it will save them some money.

If you had done this now, you won't be regretting your actions.

Vyzz:
For the youths… take care of yourself and stay away from drugs and carbonated drinks…

Had I known it’s not a cry you wanna cry

Anything alcohol, smoking and herbal drinks. Water intake should be your routine as well.

If it's true, Qudus to Bola. Did something meaningful for the first time.

This is top notch to say the least. I love it. Very colorful and beautiful.

Most of your points are not valid.

Up gunners.

You too pay your money na.

Josephkabila12:
🤣🤣🤣 wahala people

As in. Very annoying set of people. With all their noise pre league season. Na draw.

World champion isonu

This okere better score in this game. If not , he go chop bench.

Celebrities using their music career as a cover up for fraud.

Tinubumustgo:
Manchester United will be at top this season.

Don't underestimate the undisputable Manchester United

Undisputable? Inside relegation water last season. Dey play.

Gadaffi9ja:
As a Manchester United fan, we hope this be our breakout season, we don too see shege, site agebro fans ,(Chelsea) dey laugh us

Breakout kor Shiloh nii. Top six self, you no go see.

Pretty simple without any analysis that will leads to paralysis.
Arsenal
Liverpool
Manchester City.

United old garage people to relegate.

Jacktheripper:
Today was one of those boring days when it felt like time was moving in slow motion. Out of boredom, I started searching the house aimlessly, looking for nothing, when I stumbled on something interesting.

An old, dangerously handsome picture of myself. I was dressed in a black suit (well, what was trying to be a suit) with an oversized trouser so big I could probably still fit in it today.. I must have been 5 or 6, maybe 7. But it wasn’t just random overdressing. I was the ring bearer for one of my uncle’s weddings.

I can’t remember much about the day except that we travelled all the way to Ibadan, and I slept through at least half of the event. But looking at the picture got me thinking.

One day, I’ll probably wear a similar outfit again. This time, in a properly tailored one, doing my wedding. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll be wide awake for that one. But then again, who knows?

But I was about to move on when another thought crept in...do I even want a wedding?

Not the marriage part. Marriage is fine. Love is fine. Companionship is fine. Bleh, bleh, bleh.

But the whole “invite 500 people, rent a hall, prostrate and roll on the floor 1,000 times, feed strangers you haven’t spoken to in five years, and smile till your jaw cramps” part?

I’m not so sure.

Weddings have a way of feeling like a long movie you didn’t ask to be cast in.

Still, the idea of my own wedding feels… different.

Because I feel weddings are like graduations.

They’re not really for you; they are for everyone else to see that you did the thing.

The couple is basically the entertainment for the day, paraded around like a pair of rare zoo animals, while aunties you didn’t know existed debate loudly about whether your rice tastes better than your cousin’s wedding rice from 2018.

And let’s not even talk about the expenses.

Weddings are the only event where people willingly spend the equivalent of a decent car, just for someone to come and whisper in your ears that the meat has finished, while over 200 people haven't eaten.

So maybe I will keep it small. Something simple, with just a few family members, a couple of friends, and one photographer who knows my good angles. No 12-layer cake, no rented hall, no live band that plays “Happy Birthday” by mistake.

Just me, my wife, and the people who matter. And by who matters, I'm talking of my parents and her parents. So 6 people in total. Maybe even less, depending on how the Grim Reaper feels.

Everyone thinks that's a delusional idea. They say it's actually not in my power to decide all that, which reinforces my initial ideas.

But honestly, I’d rather spend the extra money making sure my marriage lasts… than making sure my wedding trends on Instagram or WhatsApp status for a week. But that could be the broke me talking, though, or maybe the shy and humble me. You never can tell.

I mean you are spot on without mincing words. The stage I'm in right now. If it's possible, I will bypass all the shenanigans with wedding and júst move in with my love.

Even MC oluomo will do a great job than this guy.

Unfortunate incident. May the departed souls rest in peace.

Adekunle Ajasin university is not safe anymore. After Mimiko bothers regime, the school have become the shadow of itself.

Lanruze:
Check the dates.

He is travelling today 14th August 2025 for an event that starts on the 20th of August, 2025.

You are paying attention to details. Nice one.

He has never for once useful to the nation before na. His staying is irrelevant so he might as well tour around the world.

buygala:
Nathaniel Bassey


We still remember


Anyone who expatiates on this is on his own . ....

Mercy fit no show you Mercy o

You are not as invincible as you think. Even nairaland won't save you. Use your head.

Cherrybae:
This is the best way to go. In America, France, China, Russia. Germany and many other countries, they made you Airport security ambassador immediately one has issues with an Airline.

Nigeria is indeed getting it right under president Tinubu.

God bless KWAM 1

You are being sarcastic right?

The less you worry about Nigeria the better for your health. How do you explain this to your kid without sounding stupid.

Bola, do the right thing and transform this country. Learn from Buhari so that history will be kind to you.

neutralmind:
Pls tell our senate to face the core legislative duties. They should have enough to do.

Let them stay off irrelevant issues

Injustice and dehumanisation is staring at us and you called it irrelevant issues? Remember, it could be you or any of your relatives. Maybe then you will have the temerity to refer to it as irrelevant issues.