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Odunayo95:
Monkey business.

A lot of monkeys lived near a village.
One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!
He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each.

The villagers thought that this man is mad.
They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?
Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey.
This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.
After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each.
The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!
They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each.
Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each!
The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.
The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.
Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week. And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each!
He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought. He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.
The merchant went home.
The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.
Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly.
This news spread like fire. Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.
The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.
The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys!
The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return.
But nobody came! ... Then they ran to the employee...
But he has already left too !
The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless stray monkeys @ 700 each and unable to sell them! .
This is the story of MMM and other similar wonder banks as well as other greedy ways of acquiring wealth.
Watch out for the next monkey business
It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this monkey business.
That's how it works
This story may be funny yet it makes sense when you think deep

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Those villagers are idiots

The dog, nairamarley, seun, op and the mods are all mad

Una wan turn nairaland to Facebook abi?

Takadboi:
*My neighbor just joined a whatsapp group called single and searching ,well that's not the problem ,the problem is that his wife is the admin of the group ...but then they are both wrong na but the man is pounding the wife like yam here oooo*
What's your take

The husband,wife and you that is carry news upandan are all mad

Memepics oya continue

seun

Over flogged issue

Useless thread

Is that not lefulefu's girlfriend

Got snatched at computer village yesterday (╥_╥)
How can I track it ಥ_ಥ
Before its too late ヽ（´ー｀）┌

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I don't need to check his name

I'm sure that if it were a dance show, the child who won will go home with millions. But a math child prodigy wins small amounts.
Naija, which way (╥_╥)

Patience is our most educated first lady yet she can't speak good English.

Well anything goes in naija ╮(─▽─)╭

See them. IPOB pigs. If it were Yoruba now, they will cry foul

So out of 100% of candidates, only 35% will pass ?
This blows mehn
Lalasticalala

CANlBUS:
Being a nerd ain't such a bad thing,I was a nerd before I dropped out of college to focus on my rap.

How does this correlate with the matter in ground here?