₦airaland Forum

Spursy:
Why are some teachers like this for God's sakes?

RealSolution001:
I was shaving my new girlfriend's private part yesterday when I was thrown off balance with about 3 strands of gray hair on her private part.

I'm 30+ and does not have gray hair on my manhood region but she claims to be 27 but has gray hairs on her womanhood.

Could this mean she is older and claimed fake age?

shoodboi2:
Ben of Ben & Jerry’s Is Arrested at Senate Hearing After Protesting War in Gaza



Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/15/us/ben-jerrys-ben-cohen-arrested-rfk-senate-gaza.html

DeepSight:
Long ago, in the storied history of Nairaland, it was said that there was a fatwaa/ death threat pronounced against Seun by some Muslims.

iHart:
it's still an insult to have Christianity etc. why not Islam etc? Or just Christianity, Islam, other religions...

heykims:
Violent as in?
Mark this post and affirm it later.
U will see from now that Christians will be more busy on the Islam thread preaching and negating posts made by Muslims in the Islam section. Those guys don't respect other people's space.

Careente7:
As small as I was (7 or8) I was walking with an elderly lady around 8PM or so in a northern state in Nigeria when all of a sudden two Hausa boys pulled up from no where and pushed her to the ground . I began to shout,then people came out from their buildings to find out what was happening. The boys fled. I was asked if I knew the boys and I said yes. So we went to find them at the “islamia” but the head there were trying to cover the boys up. I was young and I don’t remember how the case ended but I know there was no arrest. (The people we went with died the case or something I think not to trigger religious crises then cos it was rampant.)
Will i even call it sex starved or just stupidity?
NB: This is not to bash any tribe.


No comment; next question

Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

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EponObi:
Wait and see... Those who were asking for Akpabio's head for for an allegation without evidence will come and support their daddy GO because "Ashekun has zero evidence"

They form bias and make judgement based on their feelings.

They only remember Joseph and Potiphar's wife when it suits them

jazzman7711:
Of course not! Why should it?

We need to borrow for DEVELOPMENT PROJECTS, not to pay fuel subsidies.

jazzman7711:
WHAT 10 BILLION DOLLARS WAS SAVED?

THERE WAS NO 10 BILLION DOLLARS WAITING FOR TINUBU WHEN HE GOT INTO OFFICE.

TO PAY THE SUBSIDIES HE WOULD HAVE HAD TO BORROW THE 10 BILLION DOLLARS, JUST LIKE BUHARI DID THE YEAR BEFORE HIM!

SO ALL THAT HAPPENED IS WE STOPPED BORROWING 10 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR TO PAY FUEL SUBSIDIES.

INSTEAD, WE ARE RAMPING UP LOCAL PRODUCTION AND REFINING TO EVENTUALLY BRING COSTS DOWN THE NATURAL WAY, NOT BY SUBSIDIES!!

IMAGINE A COUNTRY WITH A 30 BILLION DOLLAR ANNUAL BUDGET BORROWING 10 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR TO PAY FUEL SUBSIDIES.

IT’S AN UNSUSTAINABLE MODEL THAT WOULD HAVE DESTROYED THE ECONOMY AND LED TO MONSTROUS LEVELS OF NATIONAL DEBT!

A VENEZUELA SITUATION THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN 10 TIMES WORSE THAN WHAT WE ARE CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH!

SO TINUBU IS DOING WHAT HAS TO BE DONE.

IT IS NOT BECAUSE HE IS A WICKED MAN WHO LOVES TO SEE NIGERIANS SUFFER!

rinzaugustine:
Incompetence on the part of successive governments on how to solve simple problems amplifies a problem and make it larger than life. What does it take a serious government to end Fulani menace? Nigeria have been ruled by failures after failures since 1966 . Imagine the killings going on in Gowon backyard a man britain used to fight igbos for so called one Nigeria is now like a wimpy sitting duck

icekidmuktar:
All this long epistle just to show that you hate a certain race?

Nahunger:
See finish don enter this thing.

Instead make plateau men wake up they are busy drinking, sleeping around.



I believe you know, you have elected local government chairman, counsellors, governors l, house of reps, senate etc all elected in your state and from your own tribe??

Why are they silent when Fulani oligarchy are supporting their own despite their lawless and carefree killings...

So channel your questions to them not me.

osenidvdg:
You should be blame for the act and you should face the consequences, where are you when your husband do your sister to the level of impregnate her.

LegendHero:
Before 2027, Tinubu go just dey commission road upon road.

Almost everywhere, road construction dey go on.

GistMedia0:
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/03/22/europe/iceland-minister-for-children-resignation-intl/index.html

REIIGN:
They mocked Peter Obi for going to Egypt to learn about the same thing 2 years ago. Now 2 years later, they're copying him. Took them 2 whole years to realize what Obi had seen barely few months to the election! That is VISIONARY LEADERSHIP!!

TimeManager:
Losers, this has nothing to do with militants. Same fake news you celebrated about PH refinery pipeline explosion. Fubara will complete his six months suspension and nothing will happen.

-Kiss the truth!

DesChyko:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/03/another-explosion-rocks-gas-facility-in-rivers-state/

nlfpmod

armadeo:
And Asians too.




To be factual there are thousands of Nigerians abroad who's wife's brought them in and they're thriving. This is the case of the 1% making the loudest noise.

I know many people, who's wives are nurses,who carried them over and stood till they found their feet. Not 10 or 11 many. They're doing great now.

I also know of 2 cases where the women almost completely destroyed the men. As in I had talks with these guys for hours as they poured their pain out.

All in all we hear mostly the bad news. The goos ones stay strong and enjoying their marriages.

anonimi:
Was the last presidential election free and fair in the five SE states where Peter Obi won nearly all the votes

kmst:
You must be a brain dead fool
The man pulled 6m with only social media structure!

Jostoman:
but he stand on the side of Constitution

FreeSpirited:
Nigeria has no working legislature, it is an appendage of Tinubu.
All opposition senators are moles, and sell out.
..
Nigeria democracy is a waste of time

press9jatv:
DICKSON, ABARIBE, TAMBUWAL WALK OUT AS SENATE BACKS TINUBU’S RIVERS EMERGENCY

The Senate on Wednesday endorsed President Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s state of emergency proclamation in Rivers State, but not without fireworks, as Senators Seriake Dickson, Enyinnaya Abaribe, and Aminu Waziri Tambuwal stormed out in protest.

The closed-door session saw Dickson and his allies strongly opposing the emergency declaration, particularly the suspension of elected officials, which they argued was unconstitutional. Despite their objections, the Senate overwhelmingly backed the president’s move, shutting down an open debate on the matter.

Displeased over the outcome, Dickson, Tambuwal, and Abaribe exited the plenary before the Senate President could formally announce the decision.

Speaking afterward, Dickson thanked his colleagues who supported his stance and acknowledged that the presidency had made some modifications to the original declaration. He noted that while oversight mechanisms had been introduced, they did not erase the core constitutional concerns.

“I appreciate the efforts to adjust the terms, but it doesn’t change the fact that this proclamation lacks constitutional backing,” Dickson stated.

He also criticised the Senate President Godswill Akpabio, accusing him of trying to silence his opposition. “The Senate is a meeting of equals, and no lawmaker should be censored for speaking on national issues,” he fired.

NOETHNICITY:
So why didn’t the Muslims kill everybody there?

NOETHNICITY:
I thought Muslims have killed all Christians in Pakistan
Where did he get Christians to attend this

chopnaira:
https://thenationonlineng.net/rivers-northern-reps-caucus-backs-tinubu-faults-opposition/amp/

ClearFlair:
2027 will be very interesting for APC lol

qtx:
Rather, the question should be, Why do some women crave marrying one man in their numbers?
Are you saying the women didn't know they were more in number marrying the man?
If the women had said no to the men, he would not have married them in their numbers.