₦airaland Forum

My Mb oooo.... wasted!

Op why spreading old news na

Yes ooo Godluck's re-election is never negotiable.... The anger for continued Fresh Air!
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Meanwhile,
That Awkward moment u realise the President of ur country didn't go to school...

That Awkward moment when a man who told someone like your mother to "GO and DIE" spews trash on ur behalf

erunz:
Osho should go and sit down, Edo. People are now regretting giving him their mandate. Is he not the one that said Education is for the rich after increasing AAU's school fees from #18500 to #80000 just like Tinubu, We have not also forgotten the GO and DIE incident. We now have tout all over Benin just like Lagos. Just as GEJ won Edo in the Last election, we are still ready to vote him again.

Furthermore, his "Go and die" banner is still hovering over his head!

So was dat why u fought to serve for three terms Mr saint?

Put better source jor
#Rip Muna

Now Dats a certificate

Na Mancity own pain me pass

What's it with all these their jokes on job

ollah1:
:O you gay?

Whatever, Fish brain

A hug and a mere kiss and ur dickk went dat wild?
Ur dickk no just respect ur privacy at all, even for main road......
But Op no vex, if na me been see u for dat mood, I for laugh sotey u go vex go cut am komot....
#Konjii na bastard
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.Meanwhile my own no far from urs ooo..... It was way back during my secondary school days, I was a class rep then.....It was approaching exam time and so, there was no much teachings again.... At a point, d class got messy.... Me I lap my babe like dat for class dey do love.. I don't know wat on earth brought our headmaster to d class at dat same time... As d class rep, he beckoned on me and I stood up, choii dickk don hard sotey my trouser wan burst.... Despite d shock I got on sighting d principal, my dickk no just send...it was hell bent on exposing and disgracing me dat day..... As I stood up, I pretended to be buckling up my sandals which almost took me eternity and luckily and very luckily for me, my assistant rep was on hand to answer to d call....... When oga headmaster finally left, oboy see as class just dey laugh me........ I been just dey pity myself Sha.........
Dickk no gree hear instructions oooo

Dude taking over Peter in d media

SeverusSnape:
That is a baseless accusation.

On point

Lovely
Congrats

OK

saintikechi:
They can destroy all the billboards and posters, but they cannot remove jonathan from our hearts and minds.

GEJ TILL 2019

Oh this is emotional!
God bless Gej,.... No one is worth February 14 than Gej.....
#GejMyVal

I can't believe Oyedepo would say dis.... Does he mean Gej is always so right dat no one would oppose?
Dis gist has no legs neither ground to land on

Dis kind model tire me ooo

Lol ridiculous! Na like dis madness dey take start

IbnSultaan:
I do not like responding to Asari Dokubo's
frequent unguarded rants and vituperations for
the mere fact that silence is the best answer given to
a fool. However, his recent call to arms in a meeting
of some so-called ex-militants in Bayelsa is one that
should be given a response, since the appropriate
authorities (DSS, NPF, etc) have failed to respond. By
the way, in Nigeria, under President Jonathan, an ex-
militant is more honoured, revered, and dreaded
than an ex-soldier.
In the beginning, President Jonathan's
supporters tried to play the religious card by
branding General Muhammadu Buhari a bigot
but it didn't sell. They tried to write him off in
the eyes of Nigerians on account of his age...
that failed too. Next was his educational
qualification. They embarked on a fruitless
effort to discredit the APC presidential
candidate by alleging that the retired General of
the Nigerian army who once headed the
Supreme Military Council does not possess a
Leaving School Certificate. They made so much
hue and cry over Buhari's certificate issue that
one would think they had forgotten the road to
the court. That effort also failed.
Alas, after exhausting all tactics and antics
available to them to sway public opinion against
Buhari, the supporters of Goodluck Jonathan,
are now openly threatening violence should
their man loose out in the February 14
presidential election, whether or not the entire
electoral process is free, fair and credible. In
other words, their own shallow understanding
of democracy is that everyone "must" vote for
Goodluck Jonathan, despite the fact that his
failure in all ramifications of governance is
unparalleled in the history of Nigeria.
There are a few issues I like to underscore from
this evil declaration.
Firstly, where is Marilyn Ogar, the
spokeswoman of the PDP... sorry, DSS? Only a
few days after the Abuja peace accord, and
some disgruntled individuals headed by an
orangutan called Asari Dokubo are already
threatening war should their candidate loose
out in the election, and the security agencies in
the country are not paying any attention to it. If
the Abuja peace accord, which had the buy-in of
the National Security Adviser and the
Commander-In-Chief himself, was anything to
go by, one would have expected that Asari
Dokubo, Tompolo, Boyloaf, and the other empty
vessels who are part of that infamous Yenagoa
declaration should by now be in the custody of
security agencies writing statements, at the
least. Indeed, one would have expected the
operatives of the DSS to swing into action with
the same level of swiftness with which they
invaded the APC data office in Lagos.
Secondly, this early and unwarranted threat of
war is a clear indication that Goodluck Jonathan
and his supporters have conceded defeat even
before the day of the election. Otherwise, if
they were confident of victory, there would
have been absolutely no need gathering in that
coven where they issued that call to arms. My
advice for them is that they should not forget
they have consented to an amnesty deal.
Therefore any resort to arms ever again would
mean that they would be exterminated like flies
by government security forces and heaven will
not fall. It is a deal they willingly agreed to, and
they just cannot eat their cake and have it.
Thirdly and finally, I like to urge my fellow
Nigerians who earnestly yearn for change not
to be intimidated by these opportunistic ethnic
jingoists, but to take them for who they truly
are: empty vessels known for making the
loudest noise.
Goodluck Jonathan has been given a fair
opportunity to serve at the highest level in this
country, and he bungled it. He made a barrage
of promises during his 2011 campaigns. And
now in 2015, four years after, instead of giving
us an account of his stewardship by telling us
how much of his promises he has been able to
fulfill so that we can on that basis assess his
performance and decide whether to retain him
for another four years or kick him out, he is
busy going round the country making a fresh set
of promises, most of which are clearly
unrealistic (like creating two million jobs per
annum for the next four years if re-elected,
when he couldn't create that amount of jobs for
the entire six years he has been at the head of
government).
God-willing, elections will hold as scheduled by
INEC, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will be beaten
black and blue in a fair contest, and the only
redeeming path that will be left for him to take
will be to congratulate the winner, General
Muhammadu Buhari.
If Asari and his co-miscreants try anything
stupid, they will be effectively shackled and
caged, even to the delight and relief of their
own kinsmen whom they have been brutally
lording over.
Asari has been thrown into prison before by
President Obasanjo. But for the magnanimity of
President Yar’Adua of blessed memory, he
probably would have expired there. I am as
much a South-Southernern and a Niger-Deltan
like him and his fellows. I hail from Edo State,
and I was born and raised in Warri, Delta State.
I make bold to say that change in Nigeria is not
only possible, but inevitable! No amount of
threat can stop us from achieving it, not even
from Asari Dokubo multiplied by a thousand
and all the Niger-Delta criminals benefitting
from illicit contracts from the inept Jonathan-led
government put together.
I reiterate, come FeBUHARI 14th, Goodluck
Jonathan will be defeated by the ballots, and
not even the bullets will be able to save him.
Abu Bilaal Abdulrazaq bn Bello bn Oare

Pained?
When Prostitutes and Boko Haram wey busy endorsing ur Oga u. didn't spew a trash......Mtcheeeww....
Next!

Yoruba actors.... Well we don't know them here in Down South

Watching close by till source is provided

Lol guy it won't be nice mbok

God with u

Chaii paw don really enjoy for dis movie

Dead On Arrival

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