₦airaland Forum

toniro:
O boy! No be small thing o; I miss the fond memories sincerely

children of nowadays dey miss I swear

Sandydayz:
Hahhahaha
Who go twikle twikle?

lol,who no do am?Nah u dey always play mama abi?

menix:
Wow!!!! The closing the fridge is EPIC..
I thought I was d only dude wiv such curiosity..



Ow do u intend he explains it, wen he attended Kiwi central school daura.
Onward exercise book was possibly taught as a subject there..

@Topic...
If u claim growing up in d east nd u never played d cashew game (stoning som bunch of cashew nut in a circle) u possibly grew in d east of Niger.

If u never had a wooden box as ur savings account nd wen broke u make use of broom stick to pull out some cash..

hahahahahahahaha u wicked gan!!!

MythAngel:
I painstakingly observed all the highlight and truly characterized what a Nigerian child experiences. But of all of them I wasnt told of ghost under a mango tree.

lolz I guess thats the only sectional one,its only in the middle belt

Wizzz:
Things like this don't happen here in heaven

so there is nairaland in heaven?abi Nah hell u been wan talk?

slyfoxxjoe:
please! Butty kids like me didn't do all these things.. these were mostly for the aje pako's

make I hear say u be butty,I sabi ur house for dopemu nah

olasmith10:
so true abt d closing d refrigerator slowly just to c when d light goes off...I even tuk my investigation further and den I noticed der is an extended slab from d light case..whenever d door pushes d slap, d light goes off...dat day I was so glad at my discovery just like ao Rutherford and Geiger were excited in dier gold foil experiment

why did u stop at just knowing u would have taken it a step further

Oriaku96:
You made me miss home today. Did most of them and remembering them made feel like running back to my home town. Alas I can't the fear of kidnappers is the beginning of wisdom. God bless my hometown. And God bless the Writer for the nostalgic feelings.

dats true we all miss childhood sometimes

shikshark:
if u dont know the full meaning of ONWARD EXERCISE BOOK

abeg explain this one

bolinchin:
I am a true Nigerian then

yes bro u are,we who smiled after reading it all are

golddust6000:
I do all of them, for sure

Lol,me too jare

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....if you didnt as a Nigerian then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

GeneralQuamdeen:
Rats are obidient attimes.. As long as you have keep their food out of thier reach.. But misquito is everywhere you go as long as you have blood in you.

wow u got that quite well

Eberex:
let me ask you: when you enter your room and a mosquito or cockroach suddenly fly over your head. Will your reaction for both be the same? and why?

hahahahaha,bro u got me there alright?I accept ur angle just accept mine too

Eberex:
what is the topic again? remind me pls

it depends on what makes u hate them.

uniqueren:
Mosquitoes will suck all d blood they want nd still wnt let u sleep. Its like stealing someone's pot of food nd belching in their very before

lolz..most people won't mind to have them suck their blood but what most can't stand is that useless noise and disturbance that prevents sleep

Eberex:
It should be Cockroaches vs Mosquitoes

they are more closely related, but what destruction does cockroaches cause compared to mosquitoes and rats

angieberry:
Yeah I noticed they prefer little kids but I really don't know why. Probably because they're an easy target?

lol easy targets in deed,and also because they have soft skin and fresh blood

elijah2u:
mhen, i hate mosquitoes like mad. yesterday nite, i was disturbed by a mosquitoe with d stupid sound i spray raid, could u blif it did nt die till i sleep off.

I think they are becoming resistant to all those sprays..go d otapiapia way

angieberry:
Lol, op, you're very angry
I think mosquitoes are wooorssee!
Annoying creatures!

I can't agree less with u,doz things are heartless do u know they also bite infants?

I have suffered a lot in the hand of those two things(don't know if I should call them animals) they are the most useless and wicked things God created....I have had experience with mosquito back in school where I almost told God to just carry my life because I couldn't sleep and am not awake it was terrible I was praying for the sun to just rise and end my misery in the hands of those vampires.my display of heartlessness if any is when I crush a mosquito or called upon to kill a rat...what's your experience pls share

the name of that town does not sound Idoma at all,its definitely in a Tiv village so channel ur blame to akume and gemade

Nneka123:
That's why there's mouth wash na

am only trying to say germs are everywhere even u kiss and mind u mouth wash can't stop germs from kissing to thrive but most of dem are harmless

queencandace:
i do it all the time

hmmmmmmm,wats ur own reason for doing it?

Nneka123:
That's how you people spread germs around.

do u know how many germs is transferred during kiss?and am sure u kiss

coldHeat:
my take on what exactly - that you can't be man enough and assume control of your life and do away with such an usual habit (that you have labeled as "unstoppable"?

You are a man, not a child, act accordingly!

If you are not proud of the act then stop it immediately; if you are then you don't need the opinionated thoughts of others to use as a yardstick to redefine your actions because such is childish.

If when reading in public people disturb you, can't you just caution them or leave the environment to a quieter one, without going to a larvatory? There are a lot of serene environments you can find yourself.

Geez!!!

If you choose to continue with such an act then please do, just don't come in here and start asking for advice from people on such mundane activity. Only a child will do such. A man on the other hand, will always assume control without going to a forum to ask for expert advice.

The fact that some people are accusing you of self service makes the mind wonder how old you really are. No one would accuse a man (or someone who acts like one) of such a thing...

u sound intelligent but ur insults ruined ur point...but am too matured to join issues on such a forum.thanks all thesame

boynigeria:
im doing it right now

hahahahahah..bad guy

CertifiedFreak:
Dude, I'd go to the loo with na phone, a novel and even ma video game. The day ma lady caught me in this act; suffice to say she got into such a comical fit.

lolz so you are also guilty as charged?its nice to know I have colleagues in the business

Teempakguy:
fear of small rooms and/or spaces. Like a toilet, for example.

wow,tanx for the knowledge shared

Teempakguy:
Nothing bad in this, but there are other places to for privacy for me.
Besides, I have claustrophobia.

pls whats claustrophobia

SWAGGAVILLAGE:
Lol...na true I talk na,e get one day wey I go see my padi,piss come hold me,as I dey do sharp sharp,I open dia toilet without knocking only to see him sister dey shit dey cry,I ask am y she say she dey think about her life..

u got me laughing really hard after reading ur comment