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EducationRe: Magician Thrilled Uniben Students As He Performed Wonders by TTPAAR(m): 10:20am On Apr 08, 2025
Pranks! Tricks!

Quite an entertainer tho
Foreign AffairsRe: Belgium Says It Won’t Arrest Netanyahu Despite ICC Warrant by TTPAAR(m): 1:19pm On Apr 07, 2025
Okay
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi, Alex Otti Summon Labour Party NEC Meeting by TTPAAR(m): 1:14pm On Apr 07, 2025
There meeting, their concern!
HealthRe: Baby Found Abandoned Near Niger Bridge In Kogi (video) by TTPAAR(m): 12:56pm On Apr 05, 2025
May the baby live and not die!!!
RomanceRe: Dont Marry Her Or Else You Will Keep Working Without Any Achievement by TTPAAR(m): 9:16pm On Apr 03, 2025
dkidd:
I hope say U done pursue her from Ur life before U come here sha?
grin grin grin grin grin😂😂😂😂
PoliticsRe: 15 Nations Most Indebted To IMF by TTPAAR(m):
See everyone rushing to check and see if Nigeria is on the list!!!

Toh God don shame una


Nigeria no dey d list?? grin
FamilyRe: Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin As A Married Man. by TTPAAR(m): 9:06pm On Apr 03, 2025
Namaster:
DON'T get married.
It's POINTLESS!

But if you insist, your bride's virginity must be NON-NEGOTIABLE.

The fact that you are finding it difficult to see a virgin is a SIGN.

It's a sign of the CALIBRE of women out there today:
LOOSE in morals and LOOSE in pussy.

The idea that you can settle down with "one with a good character" is MADNESS!

First of all, virginity is a good MARKER of good character in women. It speaks to a woman's CHASTITY and SEXUAL DISCIPLINE. Both of which are essential to a great home.

PLUS, once a woman is NO longer a virgin. You'll NEVER know her body counts.

She'd swear on ALL the gods that it's NOT more than three. Meanwhile, she's had 3 dicccks in one day. Sometimes, all at ONCE.

But you'll NEVER know. And you'll have to take her words for it.

Finally, there is the issue of GENETIC POLLUTION.

Scientists once conducted an experiment using spiders. They had ONE group of female spiders and TWO groups of male spiders.

One group of the male spiders contained LARGE spiders and the other contained SMALL ones.

First they let the large ones mate with the females. Then they let the small ones IMPREGNATE them.

They found that the OFFSPRINGS carried a SIGNIFICANT trace of the DNA of the mother's previous partner even though he didn't sire them.

At first, the scientists thought that the results were because the LARGE spiders had more dominant and powerful genes.

So they conducted a NEW test with new sets of spiders. This time, the small spiders first mated with the female spiders while the larges ones IMPREGNATED them.

Shockingly, the results were the SAME.
The OFFSPRINGS still had significant levels of the DNA of the mother's previous partner.

Put simply:

Marrying a NON-VIRGIN could result in having children with the genetic qualities of a STRANGE man.

Your child will have more than ONE father.
They will NOT be 100% yours.

A QUASI-BASTARD, if you will.

So insisting on a VIRGIN is not just about you.
It's about your KIDS too.

Virginity in a bride is a standard that must NEVER be compromised.
You dey yearn abeg!!!!

Apt!!!! 989 gun salute!
PoliticsRe: 7 Things To Know About Musa Kida, Ex-basketball Star Turned NNPCL Board Chairman by TTPAAR(m): 9:37am On Apr 02, 2025
Congratulations..... If one person own no spoil, another person own no go better






Na so we grow hear am.
PoliticsRe: Petrol Prices’ll Drop To ₦750 Per Litre By Year-end, Says NIPSS by TTPAAR(m): 6:50pm On Apr 01, 2025
Amen
LiteratureDied While he Came To Propose! by TTPAAR(op): 11:39am On Apr 01, 2025
He came to propose to me, and died in my hostel

Jareth came over to my hostel that evening. We ate, laughed, and talked about everything—our future, our plans, the names of our unborn kids. It was perfect.

By nightfall, he yawned and stretched.

"Babe, I’ll be leaving soon. I just need to rest a little before heading home. Tomorrow’s a busy day at work."

"Okay,"

I smiled, kissing his forehead.

I let him sleep.

But at 9 PM, when I tried to wake him, he didn’t move.

"Jareth?"

I whispered, shaking him lightly.

Nothing.

"Babes? Ademi, Ayanfe mi?"

I shook him harder.

"Jareth, wake up!"

Still nothing.

I pushed, slapped, screamed—no response. His body was warm, but he wasn’t breathing.

Then, the real horror set in.

Jareth was dead.

My neighbors were gone for the night. It was as if they all planned to go to a party that night.

I was alone.

See me, see Kirikiri.

See court, see jail!

I grabbed his shoulders, shaking him with all my might.

"Jareth, please! Don’t do this to me!"

He didn’t even twitch.

I pounded his chest. I tried mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I did everything I had ever seen in a medical drama, but he just lay there, lifeless.

Then... his phone rang.

I looked at the screen.

His mum.

I froze.

Then another call—his elder sister. Then another—his younger brother.

As if they knew. They kept calling.

My heart pounded so hard it felt like it would explode.

What would I tell them?

I panicked.

I couldn’t call the police. No hospital would accept him without a proper explanation.

I am finished.

My stomach churned. I ran outside to throw up in the nearby gutter. I started coughing. I was disoriented.

Then, his friends started calling too.

I had to move him.

But how?

His body felt heavier than the weight of my sins.

I dragged him to the car, struggling to lift him inside.

The boot? No. That was too suspicious.

I sat him upright in the passenger seat and buckled him in.

Then, I started the engine.

As I drove out, the security greeted him.

"Bros don jonz. He like life. See as he sleep. Bros we greet oh."

One of them laughed.

If only they knew.

I reached the big ditch. Student usually use it as a dumb site.

I turned off the car and sat there, crying for an hour.

"Jareth, please wake up. Please, baby. We had plans. Our dream house, our children... we were supposed to grow old together."

Nothing. I caught myself talking alone. I was beginning to run mad!

His lifeless body just sat there, unmoving.

I wiped my tears. I had no choice.

I opened the car door, went to his side, and pulled his body toward the ditch.

Then—something small rolled out of his pocket.

A small box.

I bent down and picked it up with trembling hands.

An engagement ring.

I stopped breathing.

He came to propose to me.

That realization shattered my soul.

I staggered back, the air suddenly too thick to inhale.

My entire body shook.

I couldn't do it. I laid on he floor with him, begging him to just wake for some minutes, and propose to me.

No.

I had to go back. I had to tell his family the truth. Whatever happened next, I will be ready.

I wiped my eyes, summoned all my strength, and struggled to lift him back into the car.

I was almost at my hostel gate when police stopped me.

They checked and tried to wake him but he didn't.

"I don't know why fine girl like you will be dating drunkard like this."

I was nearly ruining mad. How the police didn't noticed was beyond my understanding.

When I got home, my door was open.

I knew I locked it.

Something moved inside. I saw a sharp shadow running in my house.

My heart should have skipped a beat. But it didn’t. Because I was already dead inside.

Jareth was gone.

Whoever was inside could kill me if they wanted.

I grabbed a wooden plank near the door and stormed in.

And then—

UPROAR.

"SURPRISE!!!"

My legs buckled.I blinked, confused.

In front of me stood Jareth’s mum, my mum, my brother, his siblings, his friends— even my neighbours

All smiling.

My friends, Helen, Lydia and Johana all opening their wide teeth and holding balloons.

Then— music started playing.

A saxophonist emerged from my room, holding a small banner that read:

"Turn around."

I slowly turned.

And there he was Jareth.

Alive. Smiling. Holding the same ring I had seen by the ditch.

"Babe,"

he grinned.

"You always say nothing scares you. So, I decided to put that to the test. I love you. Please....."

I didn't bother to wait to hear the last sentence before I collapsed.

I woke up to laughter and claps.

Jareth sat beside me, holding my hand.

"So... will you marry me?"

he whispered.

With no strength left to scream or faint again, I nodded.

"Yes."

I will forever love him.

But first...

I need to kill him.

The End.

Amusan Tolulope Writes

CrimeRe: Hope Georgewill Kidnapped & Killed By Sea Pirates In Rivers by TTPAAR(m): 11:16am On Apr 01, 2025
So sad
PhonesRe: Phone Charging: Solar Vs Generator/disappointment (NEPA) by TTPAAR(m): 11:12am On Apr 01, 2025
Generator power is erratic sometimes n affects phones
PoliticsRe: Okpebholo Suspends Security Chief Over Uromi Killings by TTPAAR(m): 10:26am On Mar 31, 2025
dederocs:
If the nation burns everyone will suffer, but we won't be the sacrifice to keep the peace.

Let fulani stay in their villages and states, since they can't live like normal human beings, we won't accept continuous killing a d kidnapping of Edo people, we will react.
U av a point tho.....

But let's always speak peace!
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Activist Given 178 Lashes, 18 Months In Prison For Not Wearing A Hijab by TTPAAR(m): 7:50pm On Mar 30, 2025
Imagine!!!!


Kai what has religion done to this worldhuh
PoliticsRe: Okpebholo Suspends Security Chief Over Uromi Killings by TTPAAR(m): 7:47pm On Mar 30, 2025
dederocs:
Mr herdsmen advocate, what about death of Edo people and innocent by fulani bandits hiding in our forests?
No one supports them.... I do my part by speaking up against any of such senseless killings. If the nation burns... U will all suffer. Just keep allowing the devil play games with ya'll
PoliticsRe: Okpebholo Suspends Security Chief Over Uromi Killings by TTPAAR(m): 7:46pm On Mar 30, 2025
Bittersweetnig:
but none of you came out to condemned herdsmen killers over a 3decades, has Nigerian constitution allowed carrying fire arms up and down? Anyone supporting them are very useless
No one supports them.... I do my part by speaking up against any of such senseless killings. If the nation burns... U will all suffer. Just keep allowing the devil play games with ya'll
PoliticsRe: Eid-El-Fitr: Wike Leads Abuja Community Leaders To President Tinubu by TTPAAR(m): 2:17pm On Mar 30, 2025
Wike wasn't at the birthday celebration, because he was too busy!!!!


Eyeservice man
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Speech At 73rd Birthday Celebration (Video) by TTPAAR(m): 2:16pm On Mar 30, 2025
Weldone sir!!!!


Sha fulfill all ur promises.... 2027 won't be a joke.
CelebritiesRe: The Jizz Millionaire Launch: Become A Millionaire With 10 Simple Questions by TTPAAR(m): 2:14pm On Mar 30, 2025
I'm interested.... I know book small
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Criticizes El-Rufai, Obi Over Stance On Edo Killings Of Northerners by TTPAAR(m): 2:12pm On Mar 30, 2025
I'll be back....

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Okay I'm back.... And I still have nothing to say.
PoliticsRe: Traffic Laws: Lagos Govt Clarifies Controversy Over Speed Limit Cameras by TTPAAR(m): 2:11pm On Mar 30, 2025
With the terrible traffic in our axis.... Where u wan run go.
PoliticsRe: ICC Enugu Completed And Revamped By Peter Mbah Administration (video, Pictures) by TTPAAR(m): 2:10pm On Mar 30, 2025
It's a job well done!!!!


Enugu has a great future under this governor.
PoliticsRe: Okpebholo Suspends Security Chief Over Uromi Killings by TTPAAR(m): 2:10pm On Mar 30, 2025
It's a good move!!!!

We must condemn any kind of human violence.
FamilyRe: 2025 Eid Mubarak From Me And Mine ( See Photo) by TTPAAR(m): 2:09pm On Mar 30, 2025
Barka da sallah my guys.... From the Christian corner.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Wike, Akpabio Are The Three Most Dangerous Men In Nigeria - Sowore by TTPAAR(m): 9:12am On Mar 27, 2025
Hemanwel:
President Tinubu has finally dumped his northern VP (Shettima) for a defacto southern VP (Wike)

He used a northern Muslim as VP to get to power. After getting the power, he has abandoned his northern ally.

The northerners are waiting for him in 2027!
Nothing go happen!!! They'll still fall for another trick. Fear Nigerian politics!
BusinessRe: Naira Appreciates N1,575/$ In Parallel Market by TTPAAR(m): 9:08am On Mar 27, 2025
Weldone Naira
Christianity EtcRe: FAKE A.I Generated Content, Pastor E.A. Adeboye Raises Alarm by TTPAAR(m): 9:07am On Mar 27, 2025
tamonokare:
Fake calling out another fake. Which lie wey this old man never lie ? The guy finish the people of him generation. The guy use them hammer. Buy private jets, build schools come dey move around with armed security.

Some of his yeye lie
I drank tea with God
I Drove 300kms without fuel?
I grew a woman's breast with my handkerchief
How the chair I sat on cured 16 years madness
Why are u so sadhuh
PoliticsRe: Reps Pass Bill To Resolve Election Petitions Before Swearing-in President-Elect by TTPAAR(m): 10:36am On Mar 26, 2025
That's a good one!!!
SportsRe: Video Shows Victor Osimhen Was Angry After Zimbabwe Match by TTPAAR(m): 9:29am On Mar 26, 2025
Make we dey okay with him outburst!

Use am as consolidation. 😂
PoliticsRe: I Can't Abandon Tinubu - Asari Dokubo Makes U-Turn by TTPAAR(m): 9:28am On Mar 26, 2025
Who listens to this guy in the first place..... !
PoliticsRe: 17.5km Egbeda-omerelu Road Completed By Gov Fubara, Set For Commissioning(pix) by TTPAAR(m): 9:27am On Mar 26, 2025
His good works lives after him


😂😂😂
PoliticsRe: Emergency Rule; Nigeria Back On A "Slippery Slope" - Wole Soyinka by TTPAAR(m): 11:28am On Mar 25, 2025
Everybody Sha dey act him own drama for this country!


Uncle Soyinka and Obahiagbon na English grammar role.

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