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Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 10:17am On Dec 29, 2013
Noticing the duo were asleep..i quickly stood up from the bed and took thier mobile phones..switched it off and i kept it under my box...i adjusted my pillow and went back to bed

7:AM in the morning...
Biola was the first to notice, who carry my fone for hia?, he asked, i just stood up took my brush and start applying tooth paste to my brush, Biola i no see my fone too o.which kain wahala b this now..alvin lamented...

None of them asked me for the phone since we are not on talking terms..i just ignored them, took my bath,dressed up and got ready for lecture...i smiled inside and was happy i'm making this boys pay

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coming back from lectures in the evening, the room was upside down...what happend here i pondered..next thing i know, the potters were already in my room,grabbed me by my trouser and pulled me downstairs

na u sabi steal fone abi, thief they shouted at me, chai i don enta am...na joke i dae joke with them baba, i jes dea follow them joke i told the potters...shattap dia, one of the potters said, so stealing na joke now abi...
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 4:57pm On Dec 28, 2013
Themmy007: Tushd...oya na
oya make i start dae type
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 12:16am On Dec 27, 2013
crispin kc: Wats goin on here guyz were is d op abeg come b4 suspense kill pesin na wa o or abi u don kick d bucket ni lol pls o dis story is just to good to be left fallow
christmas tinz sir..would start updating frm tomoa
Religion / Maestro Evangelista Teachings And Revalation by tushd(m): 8:57am On Dec 26, 2013
Please have anyone read anything about this man...i need enlightment, google him to be sure...for all you relgious ones
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 4:28pm On Dec 24, 2013
Skyda_D_Great: Tushd! I haileth thee!
Why u dey cause holdup na?
Continue d tori!
Remember sey i dey ur back, nd i nor get brake!
dropping soonest padi...no vex
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 4:26pm On Dec 24, 2013
Typing..........
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 4:25pm On Dec 24, 2013
Sorry for d delay..antispam people oo
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 4:25pm On Dec 24, 2013
Typing
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 4:21pm On Dec 24, 2013
Missmossy: Mmmmmm, nice one! cheesy
thanks maam
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 4:21pm On Dec 24, 2013
adegwurulez:
dey guy and 360prince na the same, prince dey pour by only sighting bo'obs
mr ade..u dai dia..my boss i dae postrate oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 23rd December 2013 by tushd(m): 10:35pm On Dec 23, 2013
safarigirl: I no go sleep until I'm sure a$$-a-nal don't win. TB Joshua can't be wrong. No trophy for the aWENGERs this season
chai nairalanders ehen..una don finally turn TB joshua to octopus paul..wia u for get ur info..liar oshii
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 23rd December 2013 by tushd(m): 10:28pm On Dec 23, 2013
safarigirl: e be like say you get catarrh
wetin dae do u sef?..if u no get beta comment go sleep...haters oshii
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 23rd December 2013 by tushd(m): 10:27pm On Dec 23, 2013
Koikoi: Assnal don frustrate, dem wan fight
u dae madt if na u wetin u go do..the refree is biase
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 23rd December 2013 by tushd(m): 10:25pm On Dec 23, 2013
Evestar200: Dont worry dear,,,let Assnal win this one cuz The Assnal we all knw will start showing up next month,,#TEAMGGMU
ur comment wasnt necessarry anywaiz..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 23rd December 2013 by tushd(m): 10:00pm On Dec 23, 2013
slap1: On my signature I stand.
i feel u man...forever going to the top
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 23rd December 2013 by tushd(m): 9:55pm On Dec 23, 2013
God please..give me this win...u did it against liverpool, you can also do it against chealsea..thanK u father #AMEN

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 11:09am On Dec 23, 2013
My white shirt was stained and all i could do was stare at the car has it drove off, the driver cldnt even stop to say sorry..i said a short prayer in my mind..God this is a reminder to you, give me my own car..still lost in my toughts and prayer..

Caro called from behind..hi dimeji, eeeyah, i saw what happend, that stupid driver, i was so embarassed i could not look in her eyes..she asked me to pull my shirt off,i hestitated at first then later did..thank God i had a singlet on .the lagoon front is not far from my hostel,since it was dark already she said i shouldnt bother going to change..like i even have any cloth to change to..those stupid room mate of mine i cursed inside


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minutes later we got a sit near the lagoon and start chating away about school and everything..The lagoon front is like the best place to take your gf to in school, it is cool, calm and has a great view..the third mainland bridge was visible from there and nobody disurbs the other,.most people that comes here are either couples or potential ones just like caro and i.

Through the conversation i could not help but stare at her cleavage..gush, this girl is definately hot, and the thought of her lips on mine made the sensation even stronger..she noticed i was looking at her and came closer and rest her head on my chest...i could not belieave my eyes..she turned and looked at me and before i knew it, our lips we together and the atmosphere was tense than normal..i slowly walked my hand down are neck to her already hard nipples..gush this girl was everything i imagine..it was dark and no one could notice..placed my other hand on her laps..they were so smooth and soft,..still trying to contain everything and the emotions..then my body shook, my pants was wet,she looked at me. Chai i don Bleep up.........

She stopped and smiled..what happend?...i dont know!! I answered, i was ashamed, just fore play and i released...i'm sure she was dissapointed also..

Its late already Dimeji, can we go now, i knew it was all my fault, i blamed my "thing" for being too quick to cum..alrite i said and we took our leave...

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Got back to the hostel later and noticed that my room mate were around, they looked at me and started laughing.. I knew they planned everything and seeing me on only singlet..they felt they accomplished thier mission...i just i gnored them and went to bed, i swear inside i would show this boys pepper...

At about 2p.m i stood up on the bed..its time to retaliate..i laughed synically......
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 8:04am On Dec 23, 2013
Short..buh im typing already..thanks
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 8:03am On Dec 23, 2013
Knowing i would miss this date and the girl would think i'm not serious...first impression matters a lot they said...

I went straight downstairs, has my room is on the top floor in the hostel..saw a course mate of mine and asked him to help with 500, guy i go give u back for night abeg..getting the money i went to the complex and got a white round neck.what i need now is a trouser to go with

grrrreee greeeee grreeee, my phone vibrating in my pocket..its caro oo, what will i say now?, i'm sure she has gotten to the place

Hello..i'm almost there, hope you are on your way already?..errm errm, Yes i'm on my way..i lied, what was i suppose to do now

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getting back to the hostel, i saw a nice jean hung on the wire...looking left and right, i picked it up and was promising the imaginary owner of the jean not to be vexed i would return it i said all this in my mind...

with my 500 naira lux round neck and a stolen jean..i set for my lagoon front date..i wasnt looking bad either,caro must trip....hehehehe, pluged in my earpiece and was enjoying a nice song by kcee..

Almost getting to the lagoon front..suddenly a car drove speedily pass me and splash...mud was all on my white t-shirt,....yeeeeeiiii

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 7:03am On Dec 23, 2013
hebex12: story getting interesting but try make it long asap
noted...would do
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 7:02am On Dec 23, 2013
evil999: waoh continue nah
this morning friend
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 2:16pm On Dec 22, 2013
3Dimension: Oboi e...dem don spoil show for u.. Hehehehe
lol...wetin man go do now
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 11:02am On Dec 22, 2013
I stood up carried the pot of indomie they were eating and poured it into the waste bin outside..Biola ran towards me, guy wetin dae do u sef, u knw hear wetin this stupid calabar boy dae follow me talk?..abeg make una just free me.

I pick a bucket and went straight to the bathroom, the toilet in the school hostel is nothing to write home about, some people would just mess up the place intentionally,some would even urinate on the floor..i took my bucket and set to get water..

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getting back to the room, picked up my phone. 6 missed calls, who i owe money now?, the last time someone called me like that was because of the fifty naira i borrowed for kunu,checking the call it was Caroline..o boi this girl don call o, i said out loud, Biola and Alvin still vexed about the indomie just ignored me..

I called caroline back, and the voice on the other end was angelic, hello!! Hello!, was lost in the voice that i didnt know she picked up already..hello caro how are you doing?, i saw your missed call, was in the bathroom...okay i was just checking on you she said,.what are you doing this evening? I asked her if we could meet at the lagoon front..she said no problem and i hung up..

I went out quickly to borrow iron from the room..when i came back the door was locked...aahn aahn..who lock door naw, shey this boys no knw sey i comot ni,..caro and i agree to meet in the next one hour..and the room is locked...i knew this was intentional..chai this boys have finished me...naso i go miss this date? , i called thier phones but they did not pick up....

45 minutes later, was still outside the room waiting for this boys to come and open door..i go do my own i sweared inside...

Caroline was already calling already..would soon be on my way, she told me...chai i don die oo...wey dis boys bin dae now,..........................
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 10:06am On Dec 22, 2013
Slyr0x:

LOL. Correct akokaite slang
true bro...ukd
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 6:50pm On Dec 21, 2013
Looking straight into my eyes, she got closer and her soft lips were on mine, jeez it was beautiful...

I was finally in front of my hostel, i taught to myself, this my stupid new friends cldn't even call to know where i was..mcheew bloody friends

I got to the room, and i saw Biola and Alvin chating away with a pot of indomie on the floor..Dimeji awfar na, wia u bin dae since yesterday, u knw come see Alvin dae scatter calabar dance for matric ground yesterday, that explains why that stupid boy refused to pick my calls..i droped my phone on the table and found out that my indomie carton is opened

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who carry my indomie for here? i turned to the duo still battling with the pot on the floor?..guy we dae "H" we talk say make we carry indomie chop..I looked at them angrily, y una go carry my stuff nd una no tell me, make we dae give ourselves brain o..

Alvin stood and started with is stupid calabar ascent, guy calm your tits now,how much be the indomie wey u dae shout on top sef, hearing that..i stood up
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 4:01pm On Dec 21, 2013
I'm really tryna sink everything in...would start updating in the evening..and for the critics, i'm nt an english student, jes tryna av fun nd enjoy myself, so for u writers sori bout ma english..getting better
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 11:24pm On Dec 19, 2013
Alpha Maximus: The name of The Rock is DWAYNE JOHNSON not CURTIS JACKSON. Seriously, don't disgrace the University Of The First Choice undecided
was typing fast sir and mistook 50 cent for the rock, no vex sir......
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 11:19pm On Dec 19, 2013
Waking up, i found myself at the school medical center, was told the school security brought me there after those hoodlums had beat the crap out of me


i touched my head and i felt a sharp pain,i cursed inside and even vowed not to play superman for any girl again, still regreting my action the doctor came in and noticed i was awake..How are you young man? He asked, i'm okay sir, i narrated the story to him and he cursed the boys for what they have done, the girl you where trying to save is here to see you

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I quickly button my shirt and sat up on the bed when the girl came in, she was looking more beautiful than i imagine, wearing purple top and a green flare skirt, brown head tie and yellow shoes.. All those colour blocking made me envy joseph in the bible.

She sat on the bed beside me and droped some provisions she got for me. I could not help but notice her beautiful light skin.. My name is Caroline,she broke the silence,but you can call me Caro,hearing the name, i tought about that wizkid song and i smiled. Whats your name? She asked errm errm i'm Dimeji i stutter has i answered
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she narrated all that happend and how the guys left her and ran away when they saw that i blacked out. She told me she stays in honours hall, we chatted a little more and was about to leave..the next thing that happend blew my mind completely
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 10:32pm On Dec 19, 2013
ibro2much: Continuation. ...........(tushd) grin grin grin
I try summon courage con go meet the three hefty guys...and I shakily opened my mouth to tell them make them leave the fine chick now,since she has done nothing wrong to warrant the molestation she was getting from them...lo and behold, the driver in midst of the three guys used the vehicle to corner me to one junction and the other two boys descended on my like say I don offend them before......come see fight, grin sorry come see beating but as a sharp lagos boy I take style dodged some of the blows that were meant for my entertainment...
ole sumbory..u sabi
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 10:30pm On Dec 19, 2013
Ahmed0336 :
Guy come o, better come finish wetin u start.
would start updating ..just sorting some things out
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by tushd(m): 8:05pm On Dec 19, 2013
Seeing those guys evil look, i step back and began to reconsider." should i go forward or not"..but i summoned courage, me no wan fall my hand..steping forward i did the lords prayer in my mind and asked them what the problem was..." u dae mad, u sabi who you dae follow yarn?"..seeing this guys were actually taller than i imagine ,i swallowed spit and moved towards them....and did they only thing logically left

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"Bros she's my cousin please i begged and told them i actually left her to buy something, they looked at me angrily and before i say jack....gBOOSSa, the slap effect was so hard that my legs began to shake, who send me gan, wey i dae form super man to person wey i know even sabi...at that point i start contemplating if i should run or still wait to confront this trio of hulk hogan, john cena and curtis jackson( the rock)..still trying to recover from the slap, another punch brought me back to the real world..then i knew i was in for it...See what this daughter of eve has caused..the next punch i recieved made me blacked out( Ajebutter like me)..

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