₦airaland Forum

First of all, happy July to Seun. Tnx for giving us this forum

..to naijaboiy. Nairaland finestboy #myopinion

..to mizmycoli. Nairaland grammerqueen#stillmyopinion

..to mrcork. My pekam crush #no offence

..to everyone else. Y'all are amazing

MrCork:
..yeaa...My neibour is white & married to one of the sexxxiest dakskin women I ever seen in my life though... she is from Gambia...I juss hope am not in love coz I kinda like her a lot..sometimes I purrposely leave my keys outside so she can come knock my door sayn I forgot ma keys outside....dyamm shegots azzzzz (TRUE STORY). Any excuse to talk, I talk!

yea. Please continue..i love the gist

MrCork:
..corection ..i notin against dakskin females..ma neighbours wife is dakskin & she is very beairifull. I flet witha every time her husband travel.all we juss sayn is that all men prefas lightskin females!

u flirt with your neighbor's wife . Dats a good start.

MrCork:
The truth:

I dated a dakskin babe years ago & I waz in love for the forst time eva..All ways dropped her at her cousins place most weekend coz they were very close. Few months ask, she told me she waz preggy.. I almost ran away but my brother convinced preggy waz a great thing & that he wanted to be an uncle.. Two weeks afta, I found out from one of my DJs that her so called cousin waz her ex...Kingsley.. I waz depressed for 3 month & almost went on hunger strike.. Since them, every time I see dakskin females, they bring bak memories..*hate hate hate*....they all the same!!!! (TRUE STORY)

oh..now I understand. That means non of us stands a chance of sitting beside u in your 'range rover spot ' . So sad

MrCork:
....anyways,bak to the thread before bein rudaly intarupted by that Afganistan Nigerian called Jollyjoy..... Sweeery which dakskin girl did u hate & why?

I don't hate any of them. I am not just sure why u dislike dem so much

big boy ko, no future ni

Ok. Now we know

MrCork:
..wha did I do?

what's wrong with darkskinned girls

amosamali:
If u had Wanted to mind ur business u wouldn't have wasted 10 mins of ur Life reading it.

reading what?

For some strange reason, I like this man. Happy birthday sir

Biafra1000:
sorry to you all

...why are u complaining

I don't understand why we can't just mind our business. The celebs are living their lives and making money, while we are here wasting precious time following their lives like twitter

what is tenant?


Just curious

This question sounds stupid tho. No offence

edward1984:
Thanks for asking and it's good to be curious..

Cayenne is a kind of red pepper also know as red hot chilli pepper, you can see from the picture below

Marshmallow is a sugar base candy that, in its modern form, typically consists of sugar.. picture 2 below shows marshmallow

obviously not grown in nigeria ryt?

Op, wat is cayenne and marshmallo?




Just curious

Sugarcane kwa . I thought dat thing is all about a large chunk of sugar with water inside

IykeWest:
Its simple,get high. Smoke weed,drink alcohol, snort coke trust me you'd be coming out of the interview with flying colours and confidence of a super star. U might even get a couple of girls phone number cos they dig ya style . Works for me all the time

all the tym?? How many interviews will u attend before u grow up

Luedave:
wu get dah arse behind u

thought i'm the only one that noticed it

It's not wrong. It's not your right either. Whatever makes you sleep at night tho