Blurr:
i case my rest...@dekatron...wetin be "gold circle"?..na pain-reliever, cos me too go nid am wella

no worri,,,,,,na wetin sum cult guys dey use,,,lolzzzzz,,,,,u sure say u still nid am?

Please help me pray for my
neighbour's daughter. We are on
our way to the hospital now. She
swallowed Memory Card (8G) and
she is singing all the songs on it. We
don't know what will happen when she gets to the
videos folder.....

ok

philipstweets:
are u a fresher Were u actually born in 1994??

DAT 1 na jamb question o

Owlumeday:
first week is for reg nd lecture starts for us d second week. Check d sch calendar

na Oyo u dey o....no dey believe all does school calendar o,,,,cos na either third or fourth week after resumption name him una go start lecture,,,,mee101 che101 mts101 gns101 gns106 CSC 101,,,na does Gns n csc many of una go carry ova,,,,,BRUGAGAGAGAGAGAHAHAHA

Owlumeday:
first week is for reg nd lecture starts for us d second week. Check d sch calendar

na Oyo u dey o....no dey believe all does school calendar o,,,,cos na either third or fourth week after resumption name him una go start lecture,,,,mee101 che101 mts101 gns101 gns106 ,,,na does Gns many of una go carry ova

for y'all DAT tink futa na for claim ajebos ,,,,wait till 200l second semester wen una go go farm for csp201 ,,,,,una go leave una ajebo style,,,,,dem go gv una 1plot of land to farm

Owlumeday:
every man has his own story bro. I rep APH

u rep "ANIMAL PURSUE HUNTER" aph ,,,,lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

philipstweets:
ma first selfie in 2015.....fresh or not

u no go claim fresh guy wen u rich futa wen dey bombard u with assignment

seyirock:
guy if u no get answer to my question why u no just ignor am..no make me vex o.

OK o,,,,,,,,,no talk say me no tell u o,,,,,,,,mouth sealed

seyirock:
abeg how una take fill una academic information when una dey creat account?..sharp sharp abeg...i don tire jorr

ma guy if u no sabi just wait till 11th or anitim u reach a kure,,,,d fin no dey run na

Dhizkid:

bros,i wan go start my onlyn reg.is it advisable?is it true we cn stamp d downloaded cot affidvit at any high cot.pls it is urgent

did mine in akure high court, in 2012,,,,n I'd advice u do d same,,,,wats d rush,,,,,u kan sign it in s,u,b,,,,,maybe urs is diff,,,,,,but I rather u do it in akure,,,hope it helps,,,,,UCEE CARES

to make dis hustle n school fun ,,,,,I fink u guys shud meet up atleast on matric day,,,,,,,fun rite,,,,den una go see d who's who

Bleshh:
thats money speaking!!

and never call me by my name again!!


i am HONOURABLE BLESHH


i deserve some respect!!

dude ,,,,,,wots so honorable bot u,,,,,,,,u such a wanna b,,,,,,just saying

Bleshh:
thats money speaking!!

and never call me by my name again!!


i am HONOURABLE BLESHH


i deserve some respect!!

dude ,,,,,,wots so honorable bot u,,,,,,,,u such a wanna b,,,,,,just saying

philipstweets:
hey dude. Make out space for me pls. Im begging o.

guy u no am b4 ni,,,,,,ritualist plenty for akure o,,,,dem catch 2-3 last session o

Jdrake:
bro abeg send me ur whatsapp contact ooh make we relate wella abeg

bros no allow bleshh kidnap u go o lol ,,,,,,how uncle no go stay for d house way he build ,,,,,,reason am na

Jdrake:
Please fellow futarians,I seriously need your help.please a kind hearted futarian shuld help me out and I know you are out there.please I want some1 who is willing to help me stay with him/her in his/her place when we resume 4 d meantime before I finally move to my hostel.pleas your your brother is in need,help your brother now especially in this new year and ur blessings will be soo much that the world will be shocked how it happened..please ur urgent replies are needed.THANKS...from ur fellow futarian,LYONGA JOHN A.K.A JDRAKE

oga don't worri ur self,,,,,I was like u wen I just started,,,,,,but as soon as I gat to d gate a guy came to me,,,a stranger,,,,n he helped me with my registration n stuff,,,,,,den he took me 2 his church secreteriat" the church house" n I sent a week deer ,,,,,,well for any fin call me sha n I will direct u,,,,,,,wot all dis story is saying is dart wen u get to d school gate especially south gate u will see church pple trying to lure u to deer church or mosque ,,,,,,,,,just choose ani one u like n I fink dey will take care if ya accommodation at least till u get ur hostel,,,,,,,,,hope DAT helps,,,,,,,,,,UCEE CARES

olaitan202:
pls is there anything like locker or cupboard in the school hostel?

yap,,,,deer is are four lockers 1 for each bedspAce but akundeko locker is kinda small compared to abiola or jibowos own,,,,,hope DAT helps

israelboy1:


friend of roomates tins....u go blend sha...it's part of skul and hostel fun....bt no be say una go pass d nite togeda oooh...no fear

bia iseal no make dis guys develop cold feet na,,,,,were are d jibowus in d house na

Jdrake:
haaaa,hw do u mean oooh.are u sayin some1 is goin 2 b sleepin wif us or some1 is goin 2 b sleepin on our beds

wot he meant is DAT is u are dull sum1 may ride u n take ova ur bedspace but if u are sharp u go dey kidigba ,,,,,,,tried to do it to me during ma 100l day but dem no no say I get goons for dat school,,,,,,,dey stole ma pot n hotplate sha,,,,,Hahaha,,,,,,if u dey form jjc or ajebota forget am dem go ride u,,,,,,,,akindeko block E

[quote author=israelboy1 post=29256267]

guy you funny gan sha.....sell wetin, nothing like that for here ooh....just dey pray say na you go even dey sleep on top your bed for hostel sha [/quot
something like DAT dey wellu well,,,,last session parson sell bedspace for me for akindeko for 18k unto say dem no gv me bedspace cos I applied late,,,,,,u sure say u dey FIFA atall

Chinks:
This is one of the bad eggs we have in FUTA and Nigeria as a nation. You better change your mentality because it will hunt you down soon if not eliminate you out-rightly....

oga leave dat fin jawe DAT ur English no mean anifin ,,,,,shey name 2day we dey sell am ni,,,,,,,abi u Neva hear say person dey sell him bedspace b4

dem don start to dey pay school fees
?

wen dis futa go gv banks permission to pay school fees,,,,me no won dull my self o dis semester cos I won get hostel sharpally con sell again for 20000,,,,,,