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BusinessFairly Used Semi Auto Filing Line, With Shrinking Machine In Lagos For Sale by udemejacob(op):
call or whatsapp if u r interested. 07044275153

AdvertsBottle Water Machine For Sale, 8:8:3 Automatic Mono Block Filling Machine by udemejacob(op):
Bottle water machine in a very attractive price. Fully automatic filing machine 8:8:3 mono block for a very cheap price, call if u r interested.
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Jobs/VacanciesPls Help, Am A Machine Operator Looking For Part Time Or Full Time Jobs by udemejacob(op):
Am a very good operator for pet blowing machine, filing line ( mono bloc) and shrinking machine, I stay in Lagos Festac and I can work any place in Lagos but if the job is outside Lagos I will still work of there is accommodation. My number is 08067226989
Jokes EtcRe: Can This Be Worst Picture Pose In Nigeria? See This Yourself And Judge It by udemejacob(m): 3:09am On Jul 24, 2016
ReneeNuttall:
This is wat happens after taking mokite grin
lol abi hahahahahahaha mokite..... lolz hahahahahahah grin
ReneeNuttall:
This is wat happens after taking mokite grin
lol abi hahahahahahaha mokite..... lolz hahahahahahah
RomanceGuy Jokes Apart, Some Of Us Dey Carry Face Like This When Babe Dey Suck Ur Dick by udemejacob(op): 8:40am On Jul 23, 2016
Mental case! abi na lie?

RomanceRe: Girls What Will U Do If U Find Ur Best Frd Doing This To Ur Boyfrd by udemejacob(op): 8:37am On Jul 23, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Noooo... Thank u... KISSING is ain't for everyone ooo.. grin


This lips is mine only & I have no plan to share to everybori tongue
so u wanna tell me u not gonna kiss ur guy when u r marrying him? hell no babe if am dating u I would do anything to break that record
RomanceRe: Girls What Will U Do If U Find Ur Best Frd Doing This To Ur Boyfrd by udemejacob(op): 7:56am On Jul 23, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin I wudnt mind.... I don't practice kissing anyway... She can have his mouth...
lol u don't kiss, omo babe u miss a lot o
RomanceRe: Girls What Will U Do If U Find Ur Best Frd Doing This To Ur Boyfrd by udemejacob(op): 7:48am On Jul 23, 2016
herzern:
nah -0.5Mp dem use snap am??
bru if u want see live one go do d same to ur babe then snap am with ur own cam
RomanceGirls What Will U Do If U Find Ur Best Frd Doing This To Ur Boyfrd by udemejacob(op): 7:43am On Jul 23, 2016
let's be serious, Guys n ladies what will u do if ur best Frd is cheating with ur lover

RomanceRe: Girls R Rubbish, I Never Fall In Love Again by udemejacob(op): 4:29pm On Jul 22, 2016
firstking01:
Da owo mi, my name is udeme too...stop the hasty generalization...love's real.
ikpa! nothing like that o
RomanceRe: Girls R Rubbish, I Never Fall In Love Again by udemejacob(op): 1:09pm On Jul 22, 2016
some gals don dey claim say there r not among I shouldn't generalize this threat, okay fine but guys make una check them well because I don't fu**king fall for any again
RomanceRe: This Is Why I Hate Guys by udemejacob(m): 12:06pm On Jul 22, 2016
Jinora:
FACTS ABOUT GUYS!!!

1. They Can never love one girl.

2. They Love sex more than love.

3. Are Talented in lying.

4. They Talk softly while conning ladies.

5. They Are Heart breakers.

6. They Can promise girls heaven on earth.

7. They Love you before sex, when you do it they
hate you.

8. They Fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.

9. Are Specialists in confusing girls.

10. 80% of conning Men are broke.

11. They're wicked.

12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby.

13. They want to bear the title am the one that
disvirgined this girl.

14. Many of them are jobless.

15. A lot of them are pretenders.

16. To Them I love you means I want to have
sex with you.

17. Men don't believe in relationship without sex.

18. All they want is sex. No sex no dating.

19. They HAVE girlfriends, on 2go, facebook and
whatsapp but still they'll keep asking girls out.

20. They love doing sex through out their life.
this is rubbish, a guy is always perfect until a girl like u breaks his heart n u think he's gonna let that happen again? Nahhh! I don't think so, so say what u wanna say n hate, I don't give a damn for all I care
RomanceRe: Guys Which One Do U Like by udemejacob(op): 10:52am On Jul 22, 2016
skywalker240:
u talks as if there is still one natural beauty around.....naija girls can never do without tiro and mirror not to talk of make up
true talk, there is this gal I met in the bus while coming from oshodi she was beautiful n flashy, while in the bus her phone was ringing in her bag when she open d bag meheen! behold I saw different types of make up in different colours I just dey wonder wetin gals dey do with all this things
RomanceGuys Which One Do U Like by udemejacob(op): 10:34am On Jul 22, 2016
Guys let be realistic, the artificial type of girl that load her face with make up n all that flashy stuffs and the African/ Nigerian natural beauty face, which one do u prefer.
RomanceRe: Girls Come In by udemejacob(op): 10:28am On Jul 22, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin which part of the borri?
kpekus grin
TrapQueen77:
grin which part of the borri?
kpekus
RomanceGirls Come In by udemejacob(op): 10:12am On Jul 22, 2016
Girls will u let a guy kiss u on d first date?
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys Fond Of Doing This Rubbish? by udemejacob(m): 9:50am On Jul 22, 2016
lovesmile16:
Hmmm,what makes u feel if God blesses the guy he will still end up marrying the girl
if a guy spend years with a gal in a relationship, its not a joke he I'll definitely marry d gal when d right time comes
RomanceRe: Girls R Rubbish, I Never Fall In Love Again by udemejacob(op): 9:45am On Jul 22, 2016
Randyhot:
Guy gerarrahere mehn!! U know wan finish ur story abi u wan jump fence.
long story bru.. long story
RomanceRe: Girls R Rubbish, I Never Fall In Love Again by udemejacob(op): 9:43am On Jul 22, 2016
kedikenet:
Lol you met a girl in a space of 2month you expect her to help you financially because she declined she turn rubbish. btw it's not by force to take her back now
not financially but at list she should have been supportive not fu**k around with m Gz
RomanceRe: Ass N Boobs Which One Una Like by udemejacob(op): 8:11am On Jul 22, 2016
like this big ass baby

RomanceAss N Boobs Which One Una Like by udemejacob(op): 8:09am On Jul 22, 2016
Guy come see .........which one do u like, I love the girls with big sexy fresh ass

RomanceRe: What Is Your Relationship Status (don't Lie) by udemejacob(m): 7:39am On Jul 22, 2016
Topestbilly:
Single and broken hearted..
I roll with u bru
RomanceOmo See Fresh Boobs by udemejacob(op): 7:33am On Jul 22, 2016
if u see this kind babe for club wetin u go do

RomanceRe: Girls R Rubbish, I Never Fall In Love Again by udemejacob(op): 7:26am On Jul 22, 2016
written:
However the content of your essay, I am sure Ur undies beg to differ on the "girls r Rubbish part". But if you can beat "not falling for a girl again" I hail thee. Those Two balls and sledgehammer of your takes the shape of a crossbow for a reason; they always wanna Shoot.
keep searching you ll find the worthy one
bru am not sure there is a gal is worthy again in this generation, imagine some say no money no love.
RomanceRe: Girls R Rubbish, I Never Fall In Love Again by udemejacob(op): 7:24am On Jul 22, 2016
Okay, as a broke guy I needed support but instead of ma gal to be there for me, instead she broke up with me n go around sleeping with ma G guys for money. But thank God am back now on ma feet n she's begging to come back n I hate her like mad. Love is for the weak there is nothing like love again in this our generation n if any gal tells u that they love u, my guy na lie n its just a trick to get a piece of ur cake n if they fine another guy that give them more cake than u, they will definitely leave u to him, so u see girls r d definition of rubbish.
RomanceRe: Girls R Rubbish, I Never Fall In Love Again by udemejacob(op): 7:13am On Jul 22, 2016
49cents:
Office or shop
all join
RomanceGirls R Rubbish, I Never Fall In Love Again by udemejacob(op): 6:51am On Jul 22, 2016
I go by d name. UD Jake, I stay in Festac n am a hard working guy, okay I met this gal in ma in a small shop n we chat n exchange numbers, I started calling n showing interest, first it wasn't my intention to fall in love but before I knew what happen I couldn't stay a day without seeing this gal, sorry for me not to mention, her name is Lilian an Igbo gal, mehen she is damn hot n sexy with nice curves, she is really hot, we roll on for two months n half nothing bad everything was sweet n okay until I had an issue with ma client n I was broke all of a. sudden............... kai....see time, sorry guys I gat to get ready to work I'll continue when I get to d office
RomanceRe: Seeeee by udemejacob(m): 6:35am On Jul 22, 2016
Na buhari cause am na, man must hustle o
RomanceRe: What Is Your Relationship Status (don't Lie) by udemejacob(m): 6:32am On Jul 22, 2016
Nice one bru, I ride n roll with u
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys Fond Of Doing This Rubbish? by udemejacob(m): 6:30am On Jul 22, 2016
u see the problem with women, they r always impatient and in the end some of them get to regret it. y not stay put n pray God should bless d guy for u shap shap so that u won't stay as his galfrd again u wanna marry shap shap n bla bla bla, make una calm down o
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys Fond Of Doing This Rubbish? by udemejacob(m): 6:27am On Jul 22, 2016
u see the problem with women, they r always impatient and in the end some of them get to regret it. y not stay put n pray God should bless d guy for u instead of rushing for marriage because of money. u wanna marry a rich guy n bla bla bla, make una calm down o

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