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LiteratureRe: Siblings............. by udison(m): 3:00pm On Aug 30, 2014
SexySapphire: Don't worry about that my bro, I av 3 oda bros dat will be interested grin
Ok,no probs.....i'll have u den
LiteratureRe: Siblings............. by udison(m): 3:56am On Aug 30, 2014
SexySapphire: I tak God beg u, I no dy joke wit ma bro's wife o so no even tink am. I can giv u Esosa(her neighbor) free of charge. She's also beautiful.

Flakky, pls warn him not to move an inch near am o or else he go hear am
ur bor dor tell me say he nor lyk Adesuwa so y not leave her for me?
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 4:46pm On Aug 29, 2014
AudreyTimms: Me too. No, I'll still post here. Its jst dt I nid 2 take tym off 2 work on my short comings wich dis particular story exposed. I nid 2 go and study @ d feet of oda writers. I intend taking a course on Creative Writing bt its unfortunate dt I hvnt seen any sch offering it here in naija. All dey hv is English and Literature. So its eida I jand or do it online. It might take awhile bt I'll definitely b bck, bigger, better and stronger! Tanx dear
Alright Maam,,,,,i will wait for u oo...,,,,,Love yah story.....
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 1:17pm On Aug 29, 2014
AudreyTimms: Good morning guys. I'm so sorry. U guessed right. I overslept and nw am hvin a busy morning in d office. Pls bear with me. I'll definitely update b4 noon.

Exodus 14:14 says 'The Lord shall fight for you and ye shall hold your peace. I thank u all 4 fighting 4me. Sum pple tink nairaland is my entire life. I hv a life outside nairaland and being a writer. I can't b here alwys. Since I started posting here, my hubby don hear am. I thank God he's an understanding man. So b understanding 2 Pinkylev.

I doubt if sum1 lyk Mrs. Akpan really exist on earth dts y dis is called fiction. Though wen I was a kid I heard of sum1 who ws so wicked dt wen he died and was buried, mother earth rejected him. His coffin kept coming up afta each burial (I no no weda na 2 scare us in2 being gud children sha). She hs her reasons wich we'll get in2 vry soon. Bitterness na bad tin o! Make una go listen 2d sound track of d animation 'Frozen' titled 'Let it go'

Lastly, I really appreciate ur wonderful comments. I'll find them 2 reply all of u. I ws jst tinkin ystday dt I'm rily goin 2 miss u all wen dis story coms 2 an end. D naughty, funny, emotional, kolo, nice, beautiful, kind, appreciative, toasting pple dt u all are. I appreciate u all!
Gonna miss ya too.....does dis meansu aint gona give us any free story to read??
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 8:52am On Aug 29, 2014
AudreyTimms: Oge ke? 4 hit and run or marriage?
For Both...
LiteratureRe: Siblings............. by udison(m): 8:44am On Aug 29, 2014
SexySapphire: Now I'm relieved dat Osagie is beginning to av interest in a lady. Abeg Flakky, mak una leave Adesuwa for me cos I knw the perfect guy dat will fit her and dat is ma brother so that she can come and shower us with care and her tasty dishes grin

Lovely updates Flakkydagirl. U remain the boss
If i hear.....u wan give my adesuwa to ur bro ....Impossible
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 6:26pm On Aug 28, 2014
Funniez: So far, so gud. Audrey, *Removes a ring nd kneels down* will u marry mehuh Atleast to be telling me such 1daful stories.
o boi take ur ring and run away..if her Eric catch u......u go loose 1 leg o
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 6:17pm On Aug 28, 2014
fadario: audreytimms...this story don too long o..
now lemme finish it up...

#Eric(jnr) woke up and......
they reunited.
mrs. linda(hater) died from heart attack.

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
wicked boy/girl u wan kill my sugar mummy.......if u kill her who go me carri go dubai just to charge phone...
pls forgive her for wat she has done...Please notin shuld happen to Mrs Apkan
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 6:12pm On Aug 28, 2014
AudreyTimms: Dt kine luv
Audrey since oleng dor get Eric.....abeg help me find Oge..i need her contact... hear say she fine.
LiteratureRe: My Crony by udison(m): 5:46pm On Aug 28, 2014
AudreyTimms: Guys, I don't no abt u bt am beginning to get worried. I tried calling him but his number was switched off and he still hasn't replied my whatsapp messages. I hope he's okay. Has anyone bin able 2 contact him?
Hope so too...,
LiteratureRe: My Crony by udison(m): 5:34pm On Aug 28, 2014
Lakeshizu: @princeAdepoju I agree with you. For T.dan to be wat he wants to be even outside nairaland, we shd criticize is work. We shd show him where he is wrong.
Errors are to be minimal, Pls Tdan manage your grammatical blunders, and compositions.


I love your stories no doubt abt that.
#Team AishaHakeem noni
To me,Comparism and critisism are to diff tins wit similarities..... PrinceAdepoju is simply comparing not critisizing....comparing gets me depressed.......u culd simply critisize T.Dan by .eЖ
""Hey T.dan ur vocabs are.......""
not
""Hey T.Dan ur Vocabs are........wen u read stories written by Flakkydagirl,Skefikal or whosoever dere Vocabs are dis and dat""

Critisizing T.Dan is to bring out d best in him..

Comparing him with someone else is telling him to be like dat person...

Which do u want for him..
do u want him to be his best or to be like someone elsehuh
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LiteratureRe: Êru ti Ife - Ashes Of Love. by udison(m): 3:50pm On Aug 28, 2014
Abeg today's date na watin @Whitemosq...
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 3:40pm On Aug 28, 2014
3Dimension: Why doi have this feeling that Mrs. Akpan knows about eric's return to ph.
She(Mrs Apkan may have been taking good care of him
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 3:34pm On Aug 28, 2014
Hmph.......Jealous.........of dose lovers.anyways tnk God dey found ericson.......next is for Mrs Akpan to beg Oleng
LiteratureRe: Siblings............. by udison(m): 3:16pm On Aug 28, 2014
Flakkydagirl: Good afternoon Udison.......how do you do#
Im fine Ma.n u
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 3:12pm On Aug 28, 2014
AudreyTimms: Lmao! See bad belle. Ur plan no go wrk
Its nt bad belle....its love
LiteratureRe: Siblings............. by udison(m): 3:03pm On Aug 28, 2014
Good Afternoon pple
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 2:57pm On Aug 28, 2014
AudreyTimms: Den her number is private 2. Hw u c am?
Audrey abeg na....me like her o........
u fck up o...y eric 1 & 2 nor die for motor accident so dat i go get oleng for my self n name our son Olengson
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 1:17pm On Aug 28, 2014
AudreyTimms: Weldone. Lol! Wat 4?
Its Private.......
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 9:10am On Aug 28, 2014
Phew.....am here at last.....bewn running from page 1 till now...pls sm1 show me dah kitchen.am hungry for more.....
Nice Work sis



Err Audreu abeg gimme oleng number
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by udison(m): 9:09am On Aug 28, 2014
Phew.....am here at last.....bewn running from page 1 till now...pls sm1 show me dah kitchen.am hungry for more.....
Nice Work sis
LiteratureRe: Siblings............. by udison(m): 5:33am On Aug 28, 2014
bumsiee: who is giving u b4 abi is ur name aunTy flakky? tongue
u said auty flakky shuld share..,,..
if she is sharing,den she will share for mee
LiteratureRe: Siblings............. by udison(m): 6:18pm On Aug 27, 2014
bumsiee: I heard princeadepoju has ran away wit d akara so I brought more wit pap sef pls aunty flakky take n share
LiteratureRe: Siblings............. by udison(m): 6:17pm On Aug 27, 2014
bumsiee: I heard princeadepoju has ran away wit d akara so I brought more wit pap sef pls aunty flakky take n share
noooo....i dnt want ur own o .ur own nor sweet
LiteratureRe: Siblings............. by udison(m): 6:15pm On Aug 27, 2014
snowprince07: Wow following.
udison oya shift small
abeg oprqcus help me with ya spoon mke I join.
oga prince I dry hail
ma'am flaky I de follow
LiteratureRe: Siblings............. by udison(m): 3:19pm On Aug 27, 2014
PrinceAdepoju: hehehehe,

This one that everybody is calling me for akara now.

What I will do ooohuhhuhhuh?!

*carries the cooler of akara and runs out. Locks the thread from outside*
no worry oo, all of you. I will remain small for you grin
,,,
Yung man i will arrest u o.......bring d akara cum here...
LiteratureRe: My Husband......... by udison(m): 1:26pm On Aug 27, 2014
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LiteratureRe: My Husband......... by udison(m): 1:24pm On Aug 27, 2014
Opracus: thanks alot oooo sir even if is nt dat clear again as before but thanks alot 4 d updatin.................pls wich site can i download d story 4rm sir?
please check page 7 u will find a link dere
LiteratureRe: Life Under The Table (A Complete Novel) by udison(m): 8:15am On Aug 27, 2014
Divepen: Boss.. How you know..


Erm... To every great thinker in the house...
I am so sorry I will rush this story, because I did my minor exam yesterday and would not have time next week again as I have to prepare for the major ones...
Plz + just hope I'm able to rush for you to enjoy it because our exams is 3 weeks that means I wont b able to update in 3 weeks.
No probs bros...,,
LiteratureRe: Life Under The Table (A Complete Novel) by udison(m): 7:35am On Aug 27, 2014
d witch has come to destroy...,
LiteratureRe: My Husband......... by udison(m): 7:20am On Aug 27, 2014
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shoe to match.An expensive silver necklace sat on her plump fresh looking neck.''Jacob,what are you still looking for,its almost 12pm.''Funmi said looking anxiously at her son.Jacob sat by her side,''Calm down mother,Jackie forgot something in her room,we'll get moving now.''''I hope everything has been packed,Biola has been calling.''Funmi said.Jackie appeared and they left for the Kenneths..................As soon as the Smith's family arrived,Jane's heart light up again,today was the beginning of a new journey.Biola and Funmi embraced each other warmly.Even had hugged Jane too,she looked happy again.Jacob looked handsome in his white lace,Buba and sokoto with a red cap on his head.He had stood for some seconds staring at the heavenly made woman standing before him.He controlled his heart,which was pumping blood faster than usual.Jaiye and Paul stood by his sides also dressed in cream lace buba and sokoto.''You're sweating man,relax.''Jaiye whispered into his ears.''I will,its just... .... .....''Jacob began.''Shhh.....shhshh...nothing is going to mar this day,just relax.''Paul's smile was also re-assuring,so he relaxed and took his waiting seat.A man who appeared to be the Mc took the mic and beckoned to everyone to move closer and have a sit.''The programme is about to begin...Good afternoon.''he started the introductions.
''Oh my God,this taste good.''Jacob said,cleaning the sides of his mouth.''I discovered this place,last week curtsey of my wife,they also make take home dishes too.''Jaiye said pouring juice from a pack.He took a sip and began to laugh.Jacob was startled,he stared at his friend.''Whats funny?''''I remember your drama on the day of your introduction:''Jaiye paused.''You kept looking back,checking the gate as if someone would barge in any moment.''
''You silly man,you still remember that.''Jacob smiled embarrassed.''How can i forget that look on your face.''Jaiye teased him more.''You love her so much,and its very obvious.''Jacob stared at his juice for some seconds,''You know what Jaiye,if anyone goes funny around her.''he clenched his fist.''I'll squeeze the very life out of that person.''''Easy man,no one is snatching your bride anyway.''Jaiye laughed.Jacob picked his call,it was his secretary,his attention was needed at the office urgently.He had to leave.''Jaiye,i gotta run now,maybe we should do this again.''he said finishing his drink.''Yes,i'ld love that.''Jaiye said,getting up.''We'll meet at the golf culb on sunday.''Jacob said as they both walked out of the eatery and got into their different cars............ Jane got down from the car,parking her car in the compound,she had just arrived home,or rather Girls Dormitory as Jacob would put it.she smiled locking the car and walking in.''Hey girls'' she called dropping her bag on the sofa,as she sat down.''Hi sis'' Hannah answered coming into the sitting room,she sat down placing her Samsung x3 on the table.''You're home early.''she said.''Yes,i got something to show you guys.''She said peeling off her shoes.''Really?.''Hannah asked.''What is it anyway.'' her curiosity growing by the minute.''Where's Adetoun?'' Jane asked.''I'm not her keeper sis.''Hannah said,a frown etching on her face as she scrolled through her phone.''Not again Hannah.''Jane said,a bit of anger sipping in her voice.''We're supposed to make her happy and not sad.''''Why is it that,no matter what happens you take her side? Why?''
LiteratureRe: Siblings............. by udison(m): 7:12am On Aug 27, 2014
[quote author=PrinceAdepoju]I just hope Osagie and Adesuwa will maintain their relationship as siblings.

*sits beside AudreyTimms and begs her*
I'm sorry for the other time, ehn??
Oya, let's watch over those akara together. Flakky trusts me too. grin/quote]
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Prince please adjust oo.....i wana eat from d akara oo......i knw flakky will give me

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