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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 6:35am On Jul 14, 2020

Sunkyphil:
those Twitter punters dey try with rollover sha, dunni did 5k to 400k in 4days,banks did it some days back

yea.banks dey try even GREENARENA and Oddshive

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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:23pm On Jul 13, 2020

numberonecytyzen:
Please, can someone explain this to me?
I tried to stake on a bet and I was told "Insufficient funds..."
Can I possibly withdraw like this?

Are u sure ur stake amount wasn't more than ur balance huh

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 6:02pm On Jul 13, 2020

dahgifted:
Which is the actual mr banks you are referring to?

https:///367D62L8Mt

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 5:48pm On Jul 13, 2020

JOACHINpedro:
I wan start roll over, do you guys have a group chat?

I do my rollover personally.
Or u can join Mr bank on telegram or Twitter .
He is currently doing rollover.
He is on day 3 now.

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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 5:46pm On Jul 13, 2020

ClownPrinceOfPi:
That guy is trying.Very good tipster.

yea very much.

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 5:11pm On Jul 13, 2020

dahgifted:
What stake and bookie?

I used msport for my rollover.And it was 1-6 goals option I bank.1k to 103k.before I withdrew.
While Mr bank is using melbet (tho u can using an other bookies of ur choice <i.e he drop melbet booking code> wink

he started with 10k he was @ 40k+ yesterday .if today boom its going to b 80k+

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 4:34pm On Jul 13, 2020

deltateam:
I need motivation in starting a roll over of 2-3 odds. Has anyone here successfully done it before?

Share your views.

I have.
Join Mr bank on telegram, he is on rollover day 3 now.

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 10:34am On Jul 13, 2020

sweetveek:
are u sure?

its 1.2 odd

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 9:39am On Jul 13, 2020

12AD:
As usual, I'm ignoring the cretins here....
I made my money, and I decide how I want to spend it... Arrogance or no....
Hate filled clout chasing Nigerians.... Eeeew

Find me something na

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 8:49am On Jul 13, 2020

12AD:
Between abasshassino and alexistaiwo ; who do I give this money

follow check me jokes na .
I try small

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 7:39am On Jul 13, 2020

numberonecytyzen:
Bet9ja, betking.
Mbok, ado urgent.

Okay iya try.

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:59pm On Jul 12, 2020

numberonecytyzen:
Anyone?

Which bookies you dey use?

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:59pm On Jul 12, 2020

6ixT8:
how does this relate to betting?

Did u not see funny original jokes only and betting jokes only huh

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:58pm On Jul 12, 2020

12AD:
Took a break from betting for two days, and I see the lamentations are still ongoing...

Comedy competition starts NOW: PRICE IS 10,000...
FUNNY ORIGINAL JOKES ONLY.... AND BET RELATED ONLY
GOOD LUCK

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:54pm On Jul 12, 2020

12AD:
Took a break from betting for two days, and I see the lamentations are still ongoing...

Comedy competition starts NOW: PRICE IS 10,000...
FUNNY ORIGINAL JOKES ONLY.... AND BET RELATED ONLY
GOOD LUCK

John: bby am gonna tell u a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts Grace: alryt love John: okay am gonna start wth part 1. There was a husband n a wife, they were driving to a camp site wen they came upon a split road. The husband says "lets take the left one. The wife say i thnk we shuld take the right road." The husband slaps the wife across the face "whose driving me or u?" and they took the left path. Grace: hahahahaha.. John: now am gonna tell u part 2. Once they got to the camp the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook dinner. He comes back and the wife says "good now i can cook fish soup for us to eat." The husband says "but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife slaps the husband n says "who is cooking me or u?" and the ended up drinking fish soup. Grace: oh crap! Hahaha John: now am gonna tell u part 4. Grace: wat abt part 3? John: (landed grace a hot slap on the face) who is telling the story me or you?

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:25pm On Jul 12, 2020*

PECON1:
Drop phone no,let me do USSD to ur bet9ja account.

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 10:48am On Jul 12, 2020

Tk4all:
you Never Replied my Mentions, why

How much Airtime should i send to fund my account with 1K

Bank transfer nko!! How much?

I can fund you bank transfer

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 1:51am On Jul 12, 2020

Memberclub:
Rollover doesn’t work. You’ll lose at the end

I have done that before.
Just last week Mr bank rollover 5k to 183k within 6 days.
Hwfa you na huh

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 12:17am On Jul 12, 2020

Hammer2019:
Sure

Hope I will get something for my effort? huh

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 12:07am On Jul 12, 2020

Hammer2019:
Nice. But imagine hedging with 13,500, instead of 12k.

still beta. cool

Hope you have considered hedging the game ahead?

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:56pm On Jul 11, 2020

Hammer2019:
Lolz. No one has given us the wisest option so far.

If by 7am and no one gets it, offer will close

Hedge the game
You hedge it with 12000 since you potential win is 52000.

Home (0:1)
3.90 *12000 =46800

So Either way you gain.
If the +2handicap plays out you gain 40000.
If the +1 handicap plays out you gain 34800.

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:35pm On Jul 11, 2020

bestmutiu2019:
please I need someone to teach me rollover of 1.7 odds I wan start the project with 10k

Why not join Mr banks on telegram?
Beta still am beginning mine tomorrow with 1xbet.You can join me if u want.

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:30pm On Jul 11, 2020

Hammer2019:
Baba, na plate I dey see for ur hand so

Enjoy ur loot.Una too dey fear. cool

Game were want boom go boom.
If you like refresh flashscores for 90mins na just 1 sec them go use score the game.

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 10:41pm On Jul 11, 2020

Hammer2019:
Yeah. That's why I'm begging them to hold on to the lead

They will,trust Atletico cool

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 10:39pm On Jul 11, 2020

Hammer2019:
Athletico, just try

Worry no more.
Them done score

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:56pm On Jul 10, 2020

mooojy:
Who can fund my 1xbet this night.,,
Bank Transfer

I can

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:55pm On Jul 10, 2020

[quote author=mooojy post=91590737][/quote]I can .

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 10:32pm On Jul 10, 2020

FuckloveJnr:
Without your money, 1xbet wouldn't have paid me. Thanks for banking with us bro

That one dey. cool

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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 10:03pm On Jul 10, 2020

FuckloveJnr:
Been busy with work for the past few days but came back with a banger. May Allah be praised

Wow nice pick.
Congrats.
That Partizani cut my straight win for ur favour. embarassed

Computers › Re: Help Me With Microsoft Windows 10 Download Link. Pls by udwise123: 5:38pm On Jul 10, 2020

sunshineV:
every type of driver needed for the system?

yes sir

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:22pm On Jul 06, 2020

12AD:
Anyone who makes me laugh wins... Original and betting jokes only... No other joke is allowed...
Good luck

1. Its only in Nigeria you will tell someone how you suffered while growing up and they reply”you no suffer reach me”as if suffering is a competition…nawa ooh..
2. Don’t kill yourself over someone who fail to value or see ur worth.
someone somewhere is willing to buy all your friends suya just to get your number
# word
3. A real woman is da one who stays up all night to kill mosquitoes while you sleep.
Choose your wife carefully guyz huh

# OkBye ?
4. Yesterday on my way back from work huh

i saw a group of people huh

surrounding a bus conductor ? and they were saying give me change ? so i joined them huh

.
I collected #100 huh

suddenly offering money don set…….?
5. How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
6. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
7. Nowadays, boys don’t do hit and run again. They will hit, hit, hit, hit and hit again. My Sister, you’ll run away yourself. huh

8. I knew d economic was worse Wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL..
He was like ‘Bros Abeg how much for low current huh

?
9. People change completely when
they start using iPhone
It must be the Apple ?
It changed Eve too??.
10. You stay in a single room but we see you posting “feeling asleep with 99 others”
My friend where will those 99 people sleep?
On the roof abi?
12. WHAT IS WITCHCRAFT huh

?
Well “witchcraft” can simply be defined as a situation whereby you entered your room, slept on your bed and when you woke up you saw you and your mattress at the middle of the Atlantic ocean

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by udwise123: 11:19pm On Jul 06, 2020

12AD:
Anyone who makes me laugh wins... Original and betting jokes only... No other joke is allowed...
Good luck

A friend of mine asked me if I'm willing to go to
London... See question!!
Who wants to stay in this Nigeria where
1. Fowls rape themselves
2. Exam questions come out before the proposed
examination date
3. Bigger Banana are cheaper while smaller ones are
expensive.
4. You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get home, you
realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30
Naira.
5. Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try drinking
the Garri for 20 Days straight, Falz Glasses will be small
size compared to your own.
6. You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get home to
see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1)
7. Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing the road because
They don't want to die again

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