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musKeeto: Morning. How far? How PH?it's actually worse now, but thanx for checking on me |
ikekings hi, u've been silently watching ![]() |
binger: winch...they say goodnight and return after some hrs. smsmy dear i only left u guys to go to DL only to find one deranged monkey there making monkey noise |
Idowuogbo: U one of dem. ![]() |
Too many deranged monkeys on this site |
white mosquito: Sigmund, for someone wit freud as a moniker ur not very sharp o.biko sharrap lets hear word.... U no even sabi mask ur identity |
*yawns* i'm out. Nanyt guys |
Oahray: Uju ooooonun? Really smartiegurl, hiya |
binger: Ohhh! I see. . Then is when u need to buy a truck load of baby faerie's lil wonder bags ![]() |
xynerise: That was your udaki body lotion not ororou mean d one u hid in d top shelf in d bathroom eh? I hear they reduce friction *evil grin* |
Oahray: Uju just dey yarn some kind things this night. hmmm....lol i'm in a silly mood tonight izz all ![]() |
binger: Pls what is 'condom'? It sounds like the name of a shopping mall*speaks to him like he's a child* My dear, it's the place u go to get lil seeds to grow babies. U know like santa has a bag where all d goodies comes from? Condoms are baby faeries lil bags of wonder ![]() |
xynerise: That was Bolon-Boloni know na, shey na u rub am ororo? |
dopeJemi: As long as d prayers wilL HoLd in ur Bedroom, av got no probs wiv it Oahray: Better sef. All night things*giggles* *flutters lashes* |
xynerise: I will tell daddy unless you bribe me with kuli-kulishhh dnt tell oo or i will tell him u kept condoms inside the geen tea pack *tongue out* |
ItsModella: you know what I think is really racist? apple creating black and white iphones...what the f*ck is that ish for?lol methinks black phones are sleek and sexy ![]() |
xynerise: You are just lucky that you are joking.says the guy who freezes his testicles to prevent 'em from slidding off *whistles* |
lalaosky: lol....*pulls her up and gently kisses her to state of mental balanceness**breaks away from kiss* *coughs* *clears throat* *adjusts fallen wrapper n snaps bra in place* *plasters smile on face m walks away like nothing happened* ![]() |
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