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[quote author=gree-die]i cant marry a younger man. i know age is just a number but its an important number![/quote]why do I think that you are greedydie

Popowaa: Older than me not those with bulging stomach and long beard.

I happen to have long beard but no bulging stomach and that doesn't mean am older than u... Heard ur almost 40 na

Popowaa: There is nothing wrong with it but i personally like men who are older than me

Shud incase this makes frontpage. Nairalanders will know that you prefer men older than you

azpekuliar: Perhaps the best April fool headline today.

Ya right!

moderatorr: You are just a foool!

Haba!!!!

To fool somepeople on here like me you just have to be extra creative otherwise you will be fooling yourself. One thing you should realize again is that there are some news that you just know that they can't be real. Try harder next time

abiki: Are you a lesbian?

U just typed what was on my mind but on the other side, so many anonymous people on here claiming to be who dey are not. Guys pretending tobe females and vice versa but guess what. That's nairaland 4u

Na the 30+ ladies sabi wetin deir eyes don see.

Emmyk: Which news? Smh. Try hard

Don't mind him. As if I would take any news serious today.

April fool

na so u fine reach

I used to but I stopped cos my best friend is now myself

Pix is old and its not even in naija. I think SA. Only if its the op that is in dis pics den I will accept its frm 9ja

Maybe your mind. Not everybody is like u

*jaw drops

slimyem: It could.They are probably just living their fantasies here ..

Maybe

[quote author=agoha_vivi]Very interesting though it would have made more sense if it could be removed without going through the process of a surgery.[/quote]I guess the idea about it getting stuck is cos they probably would wanna get them arrested after it must have been removed

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Gasps!!!!!

I get my own thread. ..finally!!!!

*Dancing to the pulpit*

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Whew! I don't even know where to start from....after many years on NL and watching from the sidelines when friends like Jenny, CC, Debrief, BB etc get their own thread I used to wonder what am I doing wrong? Why them? Why not me? God what do I need to do...what do I need to know? Asheashe the trick wasn't what I know but what I didn't.

Choi now I have to make a list of what I don't know, what I know I don't know and what I don't know I don't know because I want a thread every day....the high is intoxicating.

Haters back off! [/quote]Smh.

slimyem: Appearances and online persona could be deceptive.

Yea sure but does this apply to someone like 190 or wale*born2fuck

Burger01: Damn!!!

Don't tell me ur feeling pains around ur neck or ur throat

slimyem: Can virgins wear it too?

Well I hope ur not refering to ursef as the virgin cos if u did then I will blv Mary is already a nairalander

slimyem: Isn't this like oyibo "magun"?
The article says if the JT gets stuck in the girl's poosay,its going to have to be removed by surgery so isn't this to say the surgery will be performed on both of them or is the condom going to come off as soon as its teeth is stuck on the man's sointin?
I don't gerrit!!

It seems the condom will get stuck on the rapist stick and it will come outta the poosay.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]I'm sorry but how is this supposed work?

Do you tell your attacker....the guy who probably just knocked you down with force, tore your clothes off and has you in a position you can't escape, do you tell this guy..."Wait, here...wear this condom"

Or are they hoping the wouldbe raaapist would be carrying around that condom and who knows maybe when he's about to raape, his heart will be touched and he will wear the condom that will help the police catch him?

Somebody help me out abeg. [/quote]Probably wen ur going to meet someone u don't really trust, u cud insert it in ur poosay or let's say ur @hom and all of a sudden u start hearing knocks on ur door from pple u don't really knw even if dey r robbers u cud just insert d condom should incase