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@ sweet t
Start from where pleases u men.

@pth
it really does

@toyin
i make heads spin u know ^{*rolls eyes*}

@ogrebuga
How far now? I too much now u suppose know by now

@topic
Still waiting to be struck

[s]waterworks you need fireworks which is this guy[/s] Nyways noone has given u any advice the little i can give. Nothing really big for u to do just try and go to any discussion board that he is in try and write some brilliant things that will make him be like woooo is was that and after eveything he gets to check ur profile. Hope say u get fine pix o. . . . . . lol. This is the first step.


Second step: Nyways uprofile has bin viewd ur email address taken note of, so try as much as possible to send him inspirational items(i mean to him mail addy) rfer to the groud in which u saw him. Or beta still tell him that u got his addy while goin thru the people in the same network with and u saw his name. Tell him he looks cool in the pix it wont degrade u i tell u i wont,it only says u look good.


Third step: As a funny person ask him if u could have an IM on yahoo or any mail if yes fix a date. As u do this, u have exchanged ur numbers right, Then bi the first to call tell him that you like making sure that ur new friends are ok and . . . you shld know all these things now eeeee. After that make sure u are onliine before the time scheduled for the chat. Then if u notice he is not there u call him and ask him if he wont be comin online if he says he would not be comin, ladily reschedule, but if he said it will take him time tell him that u would love him to have a group chat with some of ur very nice friends. This will make him know that u are not in for something else ^{*but u know u are now abi*}
Finally another day he is online, make sure u guys gist asides relationship ok!!!! then later on in the discuss if he doesnt strike, STRIKE you know ask him if he has a girl friend, definitely he would ask u the same and from there u get intimate. If he says NO ur luck then. Tell him that he wont be a wrrong choice but in a funny manner u know. ^{But in u,u mean it} but if a YES u would say she is a lucky girl and neva stop askin after her in the next chattings ok to know if there is a break up u act as if u would want them to come together but if it is a no just info mi and i will tell u the next step


Girl u gat mi thinkin up there. Wasnt easy to come up with this. Good luck girl.

Hit mi guys u are really impressin mi

[size=43pt]WE RULE[color=#990000][/color][/size]

My dear if not for Christ no one else. Dying for Christ is the best death. Dying for the ones u love is absolutely a sin cos it would be intentional death otherwise know as SUICIDE

i have my Father in Heaven telling mi it is all good with mi


wdyh?

How i wan take explain that one eeeeeeeeee

Oooohhhhhhhhhooooooooo u see why then did u ask mi if y had a love tail and two branches?

Have woken up now


@ topic
NIce really nice


i want to be a saint

I blame u for nt knowing that the blues are iin to win

I also blame u for thinkin' am a blue fan

I blame u once more for not knowin am a conc manutd fan

I blame u lastly for not knowin i was forced to love the blues by my boo

I doesnt knew howes i dey maked u laugh ooooooooooo. Okes now i knew it were because i were the bestes of everyones on Nairaland

How am i meant to know am not one of the alphabets, or are u?

@ tommyex
Gat to go feelin sleepy later ok

@ topic
Nauti



Ever dreamt of havin sex in a church?

Toes the smokes question, noes

Toes the achievmentes, yeses becos noones are as goods as mes

Had to leave the party wen i realised my winnings were at stake ^{** Went anyways but wasnt comfortable had to leave**}

nice




am a whiz kid

Thanks u's welly mush infacts i were prouds of myselves

Ask well oooo. Nyways Agbula can do beta in the explanation

ogrebuga:
No problem, but we're splitting 70-30, i get 70.

Mogbe ooooooooooooooo that is theft efcc is goin to come and look into this matter o.


@ info
Or are u interested


@ info and ogrebuge
Gat to leave now see ya wen i come back. Am goin for a paarttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Not in this life apart from there bin a collabo btw us



u?

@ ogrebuga
why dont we do a collabo so that we can walk home with this price and divide equally. info is messin up

No just want to abeg



Do u ebelieve in honourin Mary?

Me too

why are u askin mi such a question?

An empty stomach that needs another lunch from oby


wdyh?

I also blame u for false assumption because i have gone and back

Whats poppin people its 9 days to xmas and i wam winnin

Never ooooooooooo

Plenty plenty goodies dey na why i neva sleep o even if church dey 2moro

Lagos





Kettle or pot?

i tire o

How am i supposed to see it cos i have opened it and am getting a blank picture